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over a year ago
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"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up.
I have to agree then I'm going exploring haha 
Invest in a wand."
Idk might break myself before I've had a chance to learn more haha |
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"Make a clone of my cock then fuck myself with it....I've always wondered if guys do that?
Nope  but great idea  "
Go fuckyourself....lol I haven't found a bloke who has yet. Got the stuff and couple of times it was gonna be done...but I have a very low concentration span and got distracted at the, make sure cock is clean Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up. "
Write my name in pee on a wall. Then fuck absolutely EVERYTHING to see what it felt like - baked beans, custard, friends who didn’t move quickly enough..
Then rewatch my favourite porn and wank to see if I felt very differently about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get the remote out and check for size 
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock  "
car stereo remote don't do it for me |
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"Get the remote out and check for size
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock car stereo remote don't do it for me"
As luck has it mines a magic remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get the remote out and check for size
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock car stereo remote don't do it for me
As luck has it mines a magic remote "
mines on the steering column so 3 fingers big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get the remote out and check for size
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock "
Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though |
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"Get the remote out and check for size
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock
Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though "
Extra large ones should do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get the remote out and check for size
Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina
If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock
Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though
Extra large ones should do it"
Thanks for your expert advice |
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over a year ago
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"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.
What's the first thing your going to do? "
thanks nymph you inspired an uncomfortable conversation with sally about me having to suck her dick |
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"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.
What's the first thing your going to do? thanks nymph you inspired an uncomfortable conversation with sally about me having to suck her dick "
Don’t forget the DP  |
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Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx |
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"Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx"
Luxuriate in a peaceful empty inbox. |
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"Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx
Luxuriate in a peaceful empty inbox. "
You'd love it. |
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"Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx"
You forgot to have a wank  |
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I would be spending my time finding out how to make my body quiver and shake in ecstasy, feeling what it is like to be completely lost in multiple orgasms. I’d want to feel what it is like to have my tits and nipples sucked and played with, my clit licked and sucked and to be fucked into heaven.
And that’s just for starters |
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I think you’ll regret it pretty quickly 
I'll just stay as I am then as I don't like disappointment... Or celery
