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over a year ago
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"things painted 
I’m in a painting mood 
Tell me what you want painted and in what colours 
You can paint my arse if you like."
Ok, bend over and what colour would you like |
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over a year ago
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x"
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you |
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you "
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x |
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over a year ago
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My whole house please:front room - Mediterranean ochre; dining room - powder blue with gold speckles and gold skirting boards; front bedroom - pale coffee; back bedroom - light aubergine; dressing room - champagne. I'll pop out now and come back in a few hours when it's done. |
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"Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x
Am I allowed to paint the carpets too "
I have laminate downstairs so that’s fine x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x"
Oooo biscuits....what ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My whole house please:front room - Mediterranean ochre; dining room - powder blue with gold speckles and gold skirting boards; front bedroom - pale coffee; back bedroom - light aubergine; dressing room - champagne. I'll pop out now and come back in a few hours when it's done. "
Ok, it will be done by the time you return |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x
Am I allowed to paint the carpets too
I have laminate downstairs so that’s fine x "
Can I paints the curtains then |
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones "
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x"
That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway |
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed "
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc. |
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc. "
I’ve just painted my knees by accident |
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident "
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you |
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x
That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway "
underneath ones are fine x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn it.....just finished all my painting too 
I can just paint you all over
Hmmm.....that's an interesting notion, would it be body chocolate paint? Gloss is a nightmare to get off the skin"
Tell me about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you "
I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x
That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway
underneath ones are fine x"
Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though |
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x
That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway
underneath ones are fine x
Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though "
They're safe. No tongues have been near them x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My front room. A light grey colour please x
Ok, will you make me a cuppa
Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x
I’m up the ladder now and wobbling where are you
Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x
Oooo biscuits....what ones
A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x
That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway
underneath ones are fine x
Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though
They're safe. No tongues have been near them x "
Thank goodness for that ... |
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you
I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere "
Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you
I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere
Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there? "
With great difficulty |
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you
I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere
Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?
With great difficulty "
How do I tempt you back out from behind there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.
I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.
I can indeed
I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.
I’ve just painted my knees by accident
Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you
I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere
Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?
With great difficulty
How do I tempt you back out from behind there? "
I’m done behind there now |
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Paint me a picture of a chimpanzee masturbating on a tartan carpet. You can decide whether it is a male or female chimp and you can also choose a tartan. Though I'd quite like a MacKenzie Tartan if you can do one. |
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"Paint me a picture of a chimpanzee masturbating on a tartan carpet. You can decide whether it is a male or female chimp and you can also choose a tartan. Though I'd quite like a MacKenzie Tartan if you can do one."
WHAT ...I’m not that good and I’ve ran out of tartan paint.. |
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