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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar FabuLornAsh...

If you're not going out tonight why not stop by for a drink or two and request a song on the jukebox?

Its happy hour until 8 pm plus we have some free shots of Tequila on the bar to help get the party started...

What can i get for you to drink and play on the jukebox...

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah 2 shots please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x"

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash"

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah 2 shots please "

Good evening Powerful...

What shots can i get for you?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x"

Well ta very much, I will you. Can I have pink Gin please Mr barkeep. I think I will stay this side of the bar, looking pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of IPA and eve Gallagher on the juke box please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x

Well ta very much, I will you. Can I have pink Gin please Mr barkeep. I think I will stay this side of the bar, looking pretty.

Yay, you can keep me company x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x"

An old Mout cider on the house coming right up as your being good!

I shall join you thank you...Lorna should be with me behind the bar a bit later x

Would you like an 80's pop song on the jukebox? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Palma violet gin please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a pint of vagina please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x

Well ta very much, I will you. Can I have pink Gin please Mr barkeep. I think I will stay this side of the bar, looking pretty.

Yay, you can keep me company x"

Most definitely, we will class up the joint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah 2 shots please

Good evening Powerful...

What shots can i get for you?..."

What you have Ash?

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman over a year ago

Near Bourne

Good evening.... I'd love a dissarano and , with ice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I been waiting 2 minutes, what kind of service is this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x

Well ta very much, I will you. Can I have pink Gin please Mr barkeep. I think I will stay this side of the bar, looking pretty.

You're on the wrong side of the Bar!

One Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up!...

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I would love a pink gin too

I so deserve one after the day I’ve had

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I been waiting 2 minutes, what kind of service is this "

patience is a vertue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love a pink gin too

I so deserve one after the day I’ve had

Xxxx"

Pink Gin cures everything.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oooh first in. Hiya you two x

Good evening Miss Choosy....

As your first in the bar tonight would you like a drink on the house? x Ash

An Old Mout please Ash. I'm here for the night so going to be good... for now. One for you and Lorna too x

Well ta very much, I will you. Can I have pink Gin please Mr barkeep. I think I will stay this side of the bar, looking pretty.

Yay, you can keep me company x

Most definitely, we will class up the joint.

No promises from me haha. Keep me away from the shots and maybe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I been waiting 2 minutes, what kind of service is this

patience is a vertue! "

Man is thirsty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of IPA and eve Gallagher on the juke box please"

Good evening Azurhomme...

One pint of IPA coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXw6YrL95pg

Eve Gallagher - you cant have it all

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good evening you two, evening all

Please may I have a fruity cider with some ice please?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Right now, I'd drink anything you put in front of me!

I've spent the day playing referee between my 16 & 15yro sons

I finally used my trump card an hour ago

STFU or I take away the Xbox, Switch, change the WiFi password & turn off data to your phones for the next month

Yeah, I've got this parenting shit under control - not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening Red....

What can i get for you to drink tonight?...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Right now, I'd drink anything you put in front of me!

I've spent the day playing referee between my 16 & 15yro sons

I finally used my trump card an hour ago

STFU or I take away the Xbox, Switch, change the WiFi password & turn off data to your phones for the next month

Yeah, I've got this parenting shit under control - not

Don’t worry, nobody else has either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Palma violet gin please xx"

Good evening Kat...

Nice to see you at the Fab bar again this evening....

One Palma Violet gin coming right up....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tequila please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diet for me im driving the wife will have a prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening Red....

What can i get for you to drink tonight?..."

Mmmm I will have a rum and cherry Pepsi max pls ?? one for you too xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's this fucking pint jesus Christ I'm about to bust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening you 2

Evening all

May I have a triple pink gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening.... I'd love a dissarano and , with ice please

Oh looks like it's busy so I will get a drink. One dissarano and with ice coming right up for you lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah 2 shots please

Good evening Powerful...

What shots can i get for you?...

What you have Ash?"

Would you like a couple of nice Jägerbombs?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening you two, evening all

Please may I have a fruity cider with some ice please?

"
yes of course lovley Babs. It's on the house for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love a pink gin too

I so deserve one after the day I’ve had

Xxxx"

Good evening Funlovers....

One Pink gin on the house for you coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Palma violet gin please xx

Good evening Kat...

Nice to see you at the Fab bar again this evening....

One Palma Violet gin coming right up....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."

Thanks could I get something really upbeat and dancie xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diet for me im driving the wife will have a prosecco"

Coming right up. Just a glass of prosecco or should I leave the bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right now, I'd drink anything you put in front of me!

I've spent the day playing referee between my 16 & 15yro sons

I finally used my trump card an hour ago

STFU or I take away the Xbox, Switch, change the WiFi password & turn off data to your phones for the next month

Yeah, I've got this parenting shit under control - not

Good evening Phoenix...

I'll start you off with a few shots of tequila on the bar...Hay Caramba!....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's this fucking pint jesus Christ I'm about to bust "

Manners cost nothing my friend.

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

Cafferys for mr2 and a glass of rose for mrs2

Mrs2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tequila please "

One Tequila coming right up mate....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening you 2

Evening all

May I have a triple pink gin and tonic please

Yes you may, that's what me and choosy are drinking, care to join us. I get them free as I know the barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening Red....

What can i get for you to drink tonight?...

Mmmm I will have a rum and cherry Pepsi max pls ?? one for you too xx"

One Rum with cherry Pepsi max coming right up....

We would both love to have one also thanks xxx

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening you two, evening all

Please may I have a fruity cider with some ice please?

yes of course lovley Babs. It's on the house for you.

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cafferys for mr2 and a glass of rose for mrs2

Mrs2

Good choice! Coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening you two, evening all

Please may I have a fruity cider with some ice please?

yes of course lovley Babs. It's on the house for you.

Aww thank you

Anytime Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Palma violet gin please xx

Good evening Kat...

Nice to see you at the Fab bar again this evening....

One Palma Violet gin coming right up....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

Thanks could I get something really upbeat and dancie xx"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZF-skCY-M

Kim Wilde - You keep me hanging on

I hope you like this 80's hit Kat...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cafferys for mr2 and a glass of rose for mrs2

Mrs2

Good evening Two4fem.....

One Caffrey's ale for Mr2 and a glass of Rose for Mrs 2 coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cafferys for mr2 and a glass of rose for mrs2

Mrs2

Good evening Two4fem.....

One Caffrey's ale for Mr2 and a glass of Rose for Mrs 2 coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?....

I served them already. Keep up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a long vodka please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cafferys for mr2 and a glass of rose for mrs2

Mrs2

Good evening Two4fem.....

One Caffrey's ale for Mr2 and a glass of Rose for Mrs 2 coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?....

I served them already. Keep up.

I'm trying!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening you 2

Evening all

May I have a triple pink gin and tonic please

Yes you may, that's what me and choosy are drinking, care to join us. I get them free as I know the barkeep.

Yes, I’ll join you if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a long vodka please? "

Good evening Rubi....One long vodka coming right up.....

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By *teveukkentMan over a year ago

Local

Hi , can i have a Vodka pls.

could you put on Lets get it on by Marvin Gaye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Palma violet gin please xx

Good evening Kat...

Nice to see you at the Fab bar again this evening....

One Palma Violet gin coming right up....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

Thanks could I get something really upbeat and dancie xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZF-skCY-M

Kim Wilde - You keep me hanging on

I hope you like this 80's hit Kat...x"

The 80s were great xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi , can i have a Vodka pls.

could you put on Lets get it on by Marvin Gaye

Good evening Steve...

One Vodka coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

Marvin Gaye - Lets get in on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a cup of tea please, I’m not drinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jamesons & how about a bit of 'visage- fade to grey' please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tequila please

One Tequila coming right up mate...."

Cheers ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a cup of tea please, I’m not drinking

Good evening SB...One cup of tea coming right up and a selection of hob nobs....x

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a cup of tea please, I’m not drinking

Good evening SB...One cup of tea coming right up and a selection of hob nobs....x

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."

Oh I see someone's gone all fancy... A selection of hob nobs no less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamesons & how about a bit of 'visage- fade to grey' please"

Good evening derbylad....

One Jamesons Whiskey coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI

Visage - Fade to grey

I love this 80's track, great selection...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamesons & how about a bit of 'visage- fade to grey' please

Good evening derbylad....

One Jamesons Whiskey coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI

Visage - Fade to grey

I love this 80's track, great selection..."

Thankyou lovely, how about abit of 'bronski beat - smalltown boy' next... and whatever tipple you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of IPA and eve Gallagher on the juke box please

Good evening Azurhomme...

One pint of IPA coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXw6YrL95pg

Eve Gallagher - you cant have it all"

T U N E A G E

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Jamesons & how about a bit of 'visage- fade to grey' please

Good evening derbylad....

One Jamesons Whiskey coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI

Visage - Fade to grey

I love this 80's track, great selection...

Thankyou lovely, how about abit of 'bronski beat - smalltown boy' next... and whatever tipple you'd like?

Great song choice x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

What do you recommend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a cup of tea please, I’m not drinking

Good evening SB...One cup of tea coming right up and a selection of hob nobs....x

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

Oh I see someone's gone all fancy... A selection of hob nobs no less.

you can't have a cup of tea without any biscuits!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamesons & how about a bit of 'visage- fade to grey' please

Good evening derbylad....

One Jamesons Whiskey coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI

Visage - Fade to grey

I love this 80's track, great selection...

Thankyou lovely, how about abit of 'bronski beat - smalltown boy' next... and whatever tipple you'd like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sARuFu-tc

Bronski Beat - Small town Boy...

Thank you, I'll have a Brandy and cola...

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By *r GreyfoxMan over a year ago

Newport

Can I buy around for everyone?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Service is slow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a cup of tea please, I’m not drinking

Good evening SB...One cup of tea coming right up and a selection of hob nobs....x

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."

Don’t eat biscuits and I’m just happy to sit and people watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diet for me im driving the wife will have a prosecco

Coming right up. Just a glass of prosecco or should I leave the bottle.

Always leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you recommend."

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Diet for me im driving the wife will have a prosecco

Coming right up. Just a glass of prosecco or should I leave the bottle.

Always leave the bottle"

Will leave the bottle and get you another Diet cola as you're driving....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?..."

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I buy around for everyone?

You're welcome to but it could be an expensive one!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

I thought you might be!...

One Captain Morgans Rum and cola coming right up

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

I thought you might be!...

One Captain Morgans Rum and cola coming right up

Just a splash of no need to ruin the rum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few pints of a strong stout that tastes like charcoal would be great right about now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex on the beach please

Good evening Jensucks...

One Sex on the beach cocktail coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

I thought you might be!...

One Captain Morgans Rum and cola coming right up

Just a splash of no need to ruin the rum

Sorted!...Just a splash of cola in it...

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Thank goodness, need a long cold drink, been a long day.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

I thought you might be!...

One Captain Morgans Rum and cola coming right up

Just a splash of no need to ruin the rum

Sorted!...Just a splash of cola in it...

If you like a nice rum Ash try one called Appletons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A few pints of a strong stout that tastes like charcoal would be great right about now! "

Good evening dpt...

You're in luck tonight!...

A few pints of strong stout that taste like charcoal coming right up....

Would you like a song on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank goodness, need a long cold drink, been a long day."

Good evening FP.....

What long cold drink can i get for you tonight?....It sounds like you need one..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A few pints of a strong stout that tastes like charcoal would be great right about now!

Good evening dpt...

You're in luck tonight!...

A few pints of strong stout that taste like charcoal coming right up....

Would you like a song on the jukebox?..."

My taste in music wouldn’t be good for business

you’d have no punters left in the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you recommend.

Good evening PP.....

I recommend for you a nice a drop of this Captain Morgans rum i have here if you'd like a glass?...

I'm quite partial to a drop of rum

I thought you might be!...

One Captain Morgans Rum and cola coming right up

Just a splash of no need to ruin the rum

Sorted!...Just a splash of cola in it...

If you like a nice rum Ash try one called Appletons

I love a drop of Rum, thanks for the tip PP and will look out for Appletons next time I'm out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here "

No one, you just have to be polite and say please.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here

No one, you just have to be polite and say please. "

Do we need the bouncer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here

No one, you just have to be polite and say please. "

Can I please have a large pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here

No one, you just have to be polite and say please.

Do we need the bouncer? "

If you could get him that'd be great, he might be able to bring me my drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I have to fuck to get a drink round here

No one, you just have to be polite and say please.

Do we need the bouncer? "

Don't worry Babs, I got this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not got my drink though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not got my drink though

Indeed you haven't. Just remember it's all a bit of fun and one of the most inclusive and friendly threads on the forum.

Now if you'd like to get a seat I will bring your drink over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I already had 2 of those cosmo ready mixed thingies from Marks and Spencers on the train home from shopping.

I'm feeling a bit tipsy

I've got wine now - I could regret this tomorrow

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I already had 2 of those cosmo ready mixed thingies from Marks and Spencers on the train home from shopping.

I'm feeling a bit tipsy

I've got wine now - I could regret this tomorrow

Oh I love those.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not got my drink though

Indeed you haven't. Just remember it's all a bit of fun and one of the most inclusive and friendly threads on the forum.

Now if you'd like to get a seat I will bring your drink over.

Much obliged. Could I trouble you for some salted peanuts too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not got my drink though

Indeed you haven't. Just remember it's all a bit of fun and one of the most inclusive and friendly threads on the forum.

Now if you'd like to get a seat I will bring your drink over.

Much obliged. Could I trouble you for some salted peanuts too "

Yes of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I already had 2 of those cosmo ready mixed thingies from Marks and Spencers on the train home from shopping.

I'm feeling a bit tipsy

I've got wine now - I could regret this tomorrow

Oh I love those.

I always underestimate how potent they are though don't you?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x"

Can I get you a large one

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2."

Good evening Meli....2 Sloe Gins neat coming right up as its happy hour!...x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

That's how a great evening starts x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

That's how a great evening starts x

Then I'd love one, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I already had 2 of those cosmo ready mixed thingies from Marks and Spencers on the train home from shopping.

I'm feeling a bit tipsy

I've got wine now - I could regret this tomorrow

Oh I love those.

I always underestimate how potent they are though don't you?

Oh yes but I just power though!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

That's how a great evening starts x

Then I'd love one, thank you x"

Ash another rum and whatever the lady fancies please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm willing to share my peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I already had 2 of those cosmo ready mixed thingies from Marks and Spencers on the train home from shopping.

I'm feeling a bit tipsy

I've got wine now - I could regret this tomorrow

Good evening Mary....What wine are you drinking?!...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2.

Good evening Meli....2 Sloe Gins neat coming right up as its happy hour!...x"

I think one of those may be for me

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

That's how a great evening starts x

Then I'd love one, thank you x

Ash another rum and whatever the lady fancies please

Oh and make em large ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm willing to share my peanuts "

Well as you are now behaving, I will share your nuts.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

An icy blonde today

got a real fancy

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2.

Good evening Meli....2 Sloe Gins neat coming right up as its happy hour!...x

I think one of those may be for me

I don't think iv ever had a sloe gin, but I love gin so will give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm willing to share my peanuts

Well as you are now behaving, I will share your nuts.

Just a handful though, don't be greedy

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

"Thank goodness, need a long cold drink, been a long day.

Good evening FP.....

What long cold drink can i get for you tonight?....It sounds like you need one.."

A bucket of Long Island ice tea would do just nicely thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x"

Hi lovely, One very large cocktail sweet and strong coming right up!...Have made you a tequila sunrise x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses? "

Rude, I'm here too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Rude, I'm here too "

Oi you, don't make me take those nuts off you!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses? "

Evening DC, nice to see you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a very large cocktail now please? Something sweet and strong x

Can I get you a large one

We still talking about drinks? X

That's how a great evening starts x

Then I'd love one, thank you x

Ash another rum and whatever the lady fancies please

Another Rum coming right up PP and one more cocktail for Miss Choosy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This rum has gone down all too well

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"This rum has gone down all too well

Ya not wrong

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses? "

Thank you DC I shall sit right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2.

Good evening Meli....2 Sloe Gins neat coming right up as its happy hour!...x

I think one of those may be for me

Good evening Babs...2 Sloe Gins for you also coming right up....x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Evening DC, nice to see you x"

You too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Rude, I'm here too

Oi you, don't make me take those nuts off you! "

Leave my nuts alone!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Thank you DC I shall sit right here

To pop my cork?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Happy Hour?! Perfect. I'll take sloe gin neat please x 2.

Good evening Meli....2 Sloe Gins neat coming right up as its happy hour!...x

I think one of those may be for me

Good evening Babs...2 Sloe Gins for you also coming right up....x"

I was going to pinch one of Meli’s. She’ll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses? "

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An icy blonde today

got a real fancy

Lex"

Good evening Lex.....

Ohhh... Is that a cocktail or has someone tickled your fancy or both?!....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it too early for shots

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?"

Cheers and thank you x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it too early for shots"

Never too early for shots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank goodness, need a long cold drink, been a long day.

Good evening FP.....

What long cold drink can i get for you tonight?....It sounds like you need one..

A bucket of Long Island ice tea would do just nicely thank you."

One Bucket of Long Island ice tea coming right up!....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?

Cheers and thank you x"

I'll be at the bar then if you need me.

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"An icy blonde today

got a real fancy

Lex

Good evening Lex.....

Ohhh... Is that a cocktail or has someone tickled your fancy or both?!....

Haha, I’ll have a leffe and you never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This rum has gone down all too well

Would you like another one?....

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?

Cheers and thank you x

I'll be at the bar then if you need me."

Why? Come sit with us x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An expresso martini for me please

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?

Cheers and thank you x

I'll be at the bar then if you need me.

Why? Come sit with us x"

If the other ladies don't mind x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it too early for shots

Never too early for shots x"

Do a shot with me sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh nice and full in here tonight!!.... Large g&t with a slice of lime for me please!!

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?"

Hi DC.....Its Ash behind the bar tonight...Lorna is on the other side looking pretty and dealing with the trouble makers!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim beam for me, CHEERS everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An icy blonde today

got a real fancy

Lex

Good evening Lex.....

Ohhh... Is that a cocktail or has someone tickled your fancy or both?!....

Haha, I’ll have a leffe and you never know

One Leffe beer coming right up and shame that I'll never know!...Ash

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Lorna & Ash

Evening ....

Babs

Cheeky

Miss Choosy

Might you have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot please? And 4 glasses?

Gooooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeeeening DC...

One bottle of your Champagne of choice coming right up and 4 glasses....

Thanks Lorna! Better put another on ice incase Nora and GMF pop in

Ladies ... shall we?

Cheers and thank you x"

You’re welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please may I get another xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An expresso martini for me please

Good evening arebella...One Expresso Martini coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh nice and full in here tonight!!.... Large g&t with a slice of lime for me please!!

Thank you!

Good evening Princess Tiana...

One large Gin and Tonic with a slice of lime coming right up!...

I think will have to start a 2nd thread soon!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a dart board in here I need some entertainment

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Can we all have some shots before part 2 starts please? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh nice and full in here tonight!!.... Large g&t with a slice of lime for me please!!

Thank you!

Good evening Princess Tiana...

One large Gin and Tonic with a slice of lime coming right up!...

I think will have to start a 2nd thread soon!..."

Think you should.... Have a feeling we will all be on it for a while!!!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim beam for me, CHEERS everyone xx"

Good evening reapercrew...

One Jim Beam Whiskey coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please may I get another xx"

You certainly can Kat...

Another Palma violet Gin coming right up...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shots shots shots shots everybodeh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all have some shots before part 2 starts please? X"

Great idea Miss Choosy.....

I'm going to line up a few rows of Tequila shots on the bar before Part 2 starts....

I also still have a few free Jaegerbombs left if anyone doesn't like Tequila....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

Good evening Nymph....

I have decided to extend happy hour until 9 pm tonight in your honour!.....

Please help yourself to the free tequila shots on the bar and various nibbles on offer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

Don't you worry, its always happy hour for you.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can we all have some shots before part 2 starts please? X

Great idea Miss Choosy.....

I'm going to line up a few rows of Tequila shots on the bar before Part 2 starts....

I also still have a few free Jaegerbombs left if anyone doesn't like Tequila...."

Jaegerbombs for me please. Me and tequila don't get on x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all have some shots before part 2 starts please? X

Great idea Miss Choosy.....

I'm going to line up a few rows of Tequila shots on the bar before Part 2 starts....

I also still have a few free Jaegerbombs left if anyone doesn't like Tequila....

Jaegerbombs for me please. Me and tequila don't get on x"

Jaegerbombs also being lined up on the bar...x

I think were all going to need taxis home tonight!....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An expresso martini for me please

Good evening arebella...One Expresso Martini coming right up....

Thank you kindly

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

Good evening Nymph....

I have decided to extend happy hour until 9 pm tonight in your honour!.....

Please help yourself to the free tequila shots on the bar and various nibbles on offer....

Woohoooooo!!

You know I like a nibble or two

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

Don't you worry, its always happy hour for you.

It's my nocturnal friend *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh nice and full in here tonight!!.... Large g&t with a slice of lime for me please!!

Thank you!

Good evening Princess Tiana...

One large Gin and Tonic with a slice of lime coming right up!...

I think will have to start a 2nd thread soon!...

Think you should.... Have a feeling we will all be on it for a while!!!

will put a few more 80's songs on the jukebox in Part 2 to get everyone dancing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please may I get another xx

You certainly can Kat...

Another Palma violet Gin coming right up...x"

Thanks kindly xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I just pop in for last orders please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I missed happy hour?

All the tequila shots have gone

Ash can I have a whisky and cola to drown my sorrow please?

Don't you worry, its always happy hour for you.

It's my nocturnal friend *waves*

*waves right back* don't you worry about the tequila, I have secret statsh.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good evening Lorna and Ash,

I hope you are both well.

May I please have an Espresso Martini to srart with?

Many thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hi bar keep can I get a strawberry and lime kopperburg and what every that lovely lady sat over there wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An expresso martini for me please

Good evening arebella...One Expresso Martini coming right up....

Thank you kindly

You're very welcome....Please do stick around for Part 2....

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