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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me."
You said you wouldn't tell anyone |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me.
You said you wouldn't tell anyone "
Oooops, sorry! Hope you got your ceiling sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He asked me if I was ready to drop him off home, before his wife wondered where he'd got to.
This was the wife he'd told me he was split from. All lies.
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Oh dear never trust a married man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract "
is that a veiled dig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was that noise"
"Oh that's Jack, dont worry, he's tied up in the other room, he will quieten down in a minute"
"Oh ok, what breed of dog is he"
"Haha, he's not a dog silly, he was my lunchtime meet"
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig "
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter "
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me |
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me "
Special friends. God help us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me
Special friends. God help us "
He's not interested I asked him before |
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me
Special friends. God help us
He's not interested I asked him before "
For what a special friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me
Special friends. God help us
He's not interested I asked him before
For what a special friend "
Yes and you came along |
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"Can I wear you underwear
What if it was cold
Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker
You must have very clean windows
Obviously the amount I attract
is that a veiled dig
Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter
Ditto my dear minus the special needs
You're becoming special to me
Special friends. God help us
He's not interested I asked him before
For what a special friend
Yes and you came along "
Do you like running down the road skipping |
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