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I'll send a letter to Mother Nature for you Granny...
Dear Mother Nature. Please get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine and start thinking warm happy thoughts.
Yours
Fecking Freezing of Salisbury |
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"I'll send a letter to Mother Nature for you Granny...
Dear Mother Nature. Please get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine and start thinking warm happy thoughts.
Yours
Fecking Freezing of Salisbury "
That should do it! Bloomers don't dry themselves |
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"Crack of dawn the sun was beltin' ......
Did the washing , hung it out, it's FUCKIING freezing and the washing is still WET.
Pay your rates so I can have the sun back on !"
I releasing as many aerosol tins as I can in a valiant attempt to speed up global warming for you Granny.
*team player. |
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"Crack of dawn the sun was beltin' ......
Did the washing , hung it out, it's FUCKIING freezing and the washing is still WET.
Pay your rates so I can have the sun back on !
So kind. I brought it in and stuck it in the tumbly.
I releasing as many aerosol tins as I can in a valiant attempt to speed up global warming for you Granny.
*team player. "
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I'm annoyed. Sun's out great I thought I'll do my garden and put the guinea pigs out for some fresh air. Yes darling daughter we have guinea pigs,those little things you begged me for in the pet shop yeah we brought them home some time ago and inspite of you not feeding them they are still alive,because yes silly MOTHER is feeding them!...anyway grass cut about to get the strimmer out and it starts bloody raining!
I shall stand by this damn door until it bloody well stops,I fear it could be some time.
Do guinea pig's like rain I wonder... |
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"Put an airer in your bedroom. The heat from your night sweats will dry your smalls.
I never had those. Are they awful ?"
They are very awful. Imagine the sweating when you have the flu. Add a burning sensation from the inside out. Your insides are on fire, your skin is on fire and sweat is drenching your pjs. |
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I got hailed on running out to get the washing off the line as it started dropping golf balls from the sky. Within 2 mins of being in the sun is shining again.
P |
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"I got hailed on running out to get the washing off the line as it started dropping golf balls from the sky. Within 2 mins of being in the sun is shining again.
P"
It can't make it's mind up today can it. |
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