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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why on earth did I drink tequila?
Ooo ooooo I can answer this one 
You were saving others from drinking it, as you knew how shit they'd feel if they did
You're a hero Rubes  "
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"I got one.
Why do we say.
I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car"
Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car
You never seen On the buses? 
Mat be wrong though, I usually am  |
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"How do nasal strips stop snoring?"
Is it something to do with them opening up the nasal passages, allowing air to flow freely?
Or do you use them as butterfly strips across his/her mouth? Has the same effect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am awake this early on a Saturday 
Good morning
'Cause you fancy a cuppa?
I woke you when I found that creaky floorboard in your hallway?
You missed me?  "
Morning woman”claps”
I do fancy a cuppa
Yes, I miss you when you’re not here 
I’ll get the floorboard fixed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?
Oooooo I like this one 
And why am I asking this question at 4:45am lol
Oooooo I like this one too "
Because we don't stand on our toe tips
Standing on tiptoe is your toes tipped at an angle
How I've always thought about it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? "
The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”
Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.
I love a good pub quiz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 questions
1, why do you never see baby pigeons?
2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?
1 see above
2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!"
No!!! If you pronounce monkey phonetically
It's Mon key yes?
But you pronounce it mun key!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 questions
1, why do you never see baby pigeons?
2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?
1 see above
2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!"
Ok clever clogs
Is there a word which has three consecutive Ss in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 questions
1, why do you never see baby pigeons?
2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?
1 see above
2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!
Ok clever clogs
Is there a word which has three consecutive Ss in it "
yesss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?"
because they dont leave the nest until flight lessons from mummy pigeon unless they fall out in which case they get eaten usually
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"Why do I eat "nice" xfood to make me feel better but I know if I was to eat better food it would make me feel nicer (to lose some weight)? "
'Cause 'nice' food has all additives which make them so bloody nice!!  |
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"No matter how bizarre, silly it may seem
Not saying I would be able to answer it 'Cause I'm thick innit, but other's may be able to
So what do you want to know the answer to "
why do the bin men always collect the glass bins first???? The noise at 6am. And yet the leave the cardboard bins till way after 9???? Please help. |
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"No matter how bizarre, silly it may seem
Not saying I would be able to answer it 'Cause I'm thick innit, but other's may be able to
So what do you want to know the answer to why do the bin men always collect the glass bins first???? The noise at 6am. And yet the leave the cardboard bins till way after 9???? Please help. "
'Cause 6am is a perfect time to wake you up and you maybe making that very important phonecall to the complaints department for refuse collectors at 9 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? "
Because the colour is named after the fruit and not the other way round. |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"What does it feel like to get fucked by a hung black guy
Same as being fucked by a hung white guy  "
What a generalisation! Here's my generalisation ... it depends entirely on the man but his skin will be wonderfully soft and smooth. |
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"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”
Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.
I love a good pub quiz "
Further to that, the fruit would be called "a norange" but over time as the English language has changed it has become "An orange". |
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"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”
Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.
I love a good pub quiz
Further to that, the fruit would be called "a norange" but over time as the English language has changed it has become "An orange"."
Weren't oranges originally green and it is a change brought about by selective breeding to make them nearly all orange? Increase the sweetness and size as well.
A bit like carrots weren't originally all orange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got one.
Why do we say.
I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car
Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car
You never seen On the buses?
Mat be wrong though, I usually am "
Because you sit down straight away in a car but for a bus you 'step on' to it and walk to get a seat.
(Thanks Google) |
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"I got one.
Why do we say.
I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car
Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car
You never seen On the buses?
Mat be wrong though, I usually am
Because you sit down straight away in a car but for a bus you 'step on' to it and walk to get a seat.
(Thanks Google) "
Cheat |
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"Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend 
Because masturbation is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop "
We’d love our last question answered and the twist taking out of our melons please xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why when I’m wanking does my cum sometimes shoot almost up to my chin whereas other times it barely reaches past my belly button ( same time difference between unloads) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I eat "nice" xfood to make me feel better but I know if I was to eat better food it would make me feel nicer (to lose some weight)? "
We also need the answer to this!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do I get told I am actually sexy in real life (in a quirky, confident way) but it doesn't translate to my profile or pics.
And are the people who do meet me taking a gamble or just seeing my potential?
I don't honestly think there is an answer to that but I'm too scared to ask anyone who has met me to explain what they see when they meet me. |
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"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?
Not soon enough, I should ask her to get a move on if I were you.
And make sure she’s not in a farting mood "
Adam!! Ladies don't fart!!
They release little puffs of perfume |
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"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?
Not soon enough, I should ask her to get a move on if I were you.
And make sure she’s not in a farting mood
Adam!! Ladies don't fart!!
They release little puffs of perfume "
Yes, little puffs of perfume that have people gasping for breath as the perfume peels wallpaper off the walls |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?"
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question? |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?"
Is it really? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?"
Do you think you're funny? |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?"
Am I not? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?"
Is the Pope Catholic? |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?
Is the Pope Catholic?"
Do bears shit in the woods? |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods? "
Do they prefer andrex or charmin? |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Do they prefer andrex or charmin?"
Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies! |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Do they prefer andrex or charmin?
Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies! "
Charmin is for koalas |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
Near Tunbridge Wells |
"Where's my keys?
Where you left them
Copy cat.
Both wrong
Have they been stolen?
I don't know, have they?
Do you still not have them?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?
Is it really?
Do you think you're funny?
Am I not?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Do they prefer andrex or charmin?
Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies!
Charmin is for koalas "
They're bears aren't they? |
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