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So was watching this thing on Youtube and thought I'd ask all the people here. What is the most embarrassing, awkward thing that you've done or happened to you during sex? |
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"So was watching this thing on Youtube and thought I'd ask all the people here. What is the most embarrassing, awkward thing that you've done or happened to you during sex?"
Farted when I was about to cum during a threesome the other day, Doughnut was down there doing his thing etc and just happened, I was mortified, thankfully the lady is a very good friend of ours but ruined the moment for me lol x |
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"So was watching this thing on Youtube and thought I'd ask all the people here. What is the most embarrassing, awkward thing that you've done or happened to you during sex?
Farted when I was about to cum during a threesome the other day, Doughnut was down there doing his thing etc and just happened, I was mortified, thankfully the lady is a very good friend of ours but ruined the moment for me lol x"
Haha was it a smelly one? |
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Me and my ex (we were 17 and 16 at the time) found out that humming while giving a blowjob makes the blowjob so much better.
The humming also drowned out the sound of my mother coming upstairs
The dinner table was very uncomfortable that evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and my ex (we were 17 and 16 at the time) found out that humming while giving a blowjob makes the blowjob so much better.
The humming also drowned out the sound of my mother coming upstairs
The dinner table was very uncomfortable that evening "
Oh dear. Bet she hated your gf since |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and my ex (we were 17 and 16 at the time) found out that humming while giving a blowjob makes the blowjob so much better.
The humming also drowned out the sound of my mother coming upstairs
The dinner table was very uncomfortable that evening
Oh dear. Bet she hated your gf since "
We split up not long after because we both wanted different things.
She wanted my best friends dick and I didn't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and my ex (we were 17 and 16 at the time) found out that humming while giving a blowjob makes the blowjob so much better.
The humming also drowned out the sound of my mother coming upstairs
The dinner table was very uncomfortable that evening
Oh dear. Bet she hated your gf since
We split up not long after because we both wanted different things.
She wanted my best friends dick and I didn't "
Looool sorry shouldn't laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and my ex (we were 17 and 16 at the time) found out that humming while giving a blowjob makes the blowjob so much better.
The humming also drowned out the sound of my mother coming upstairs
The dinner table was very uncomfortable that evening
Oh dear. Bet she hated your gf since
We split up not long after because we both wanted different things.
She wanted my best friends dick and I didn't
Looool sorry shouldn't laugh"
It's funny now, no so much at the time  |
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"Well I fucked a French girl so hard her leg fell off. I freaked out..... found out she had a wooden leg and didn't tell me. "
Ahah ahaha it’s not sex related obviously but I work with a wee boy who has a fake eye. But no one told me. On my first day we were chatting and he just pulled it out his fucking eye socket. I freaked and told him ‘put that back in!’ 
He likes to scare others with it. He asked me for a glass of water once and just shoved his eye in it
We were playing ‘would you rather’ and a child asked ‘would you rather one arm or one eye’ and he yanked his eye out, slammed it on the table and shouted ‘one eye!’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well I fucked a French girl so hard her leg fell off. I freaked out..... found out she had a wooden leg and didn't tell me.
Ahah ahaha it’s not sex related obviously but I work with a wee boy who has a fake eye. But no one told me. On my first day we were chatting and he just pulled it out his fucking eye socket. I freaked and told him ‘put that back in!’
He likes to scare others with it. He asked me for a glass of water once and just shoved his eye in it
We were playing ‘would you rather’ and a child asked ‘would you rather one arm or one eye’ and he yanked his eye out, slammed it on the table and shouted ‘one eye!’"
That kid is gonna be awesome |
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The first time I gushed/squirted I suppose, I’m 50 now, didnt happen til I was 49 and being of a certain age where everything starts to go ‘wrong’ I was convinced I must have wet myself, although it didnt feel like it... I was totally mortified but fortunately the guy I was with knew exactly what had happened n proved it by making it happen again.. he was also very impressed he’d been the first to make it happen  still doesn’t happen often but when it does I’m cool with it now xx |
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"So was watching this thing on Youtube and thought I'd ask all the people here. What is the most embarrassing, awkward thing that you've done or happened to you during sex?
Farted when I was about to cum during a threesome the other day, Doughnut was down there doing his thing etc and just happened, I was mortified, thankfully the lady is a very good friend of ours but ruined the moment for me lol x
Haha was it a smelly one?"
No thank god! |
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