That reminds me,I should really start shaving my legs now Spring is it,God damn it what a ball ache. Is ball ache one word I wonder. That's my go to word at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please."

Gin or Merlot? Possibly could rustle up a Star bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin.. the answer to most things is gin. Hope you're ok OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!"

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? "

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like?

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap."

Sticky Vicky, there's a blast from the past

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please."

A copy of Razzle should cover it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please.

A copy of Razzle should cover it

Shit.

You’re good

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Rum, wine, and cider available here.

Rose pretty please!

Consider it done. Drink to distract, chocolate to seduce the mind, find a daft thread to giggle at."

Sounds pretty good to me,so long as I don't bloody well fall asleep after a drop of alcohol.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like?

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap."

What the absolute hell,I didn't bloody well out put titties for God sake! Stupid phone.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please."
I've got a nifty pair of Omni directional tweeters and a sub woofer.. how's that for man mind

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

Gin or Merlot? Possibly could rustle up a Star bar."

Do you know I may have mentioned this before but I've never tried him,I'm 51 and I've never had gin. Terrible eh.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like?

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap."

I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later.

White wine for you dear, you deserve it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

We used to call my niece sicky Vicky

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please."

It's a very short book. More a post it note really...

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By *en-xxxMan over a year ago

coventry

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please."

This sounds pretty good to be honest haha

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like?

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap.

I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later.

White wine for you dear, you deserve it. "

My stupid phone changed it to titties,I mean of all the thing's it could have changed it to it chose titties!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird.

I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like?

Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap.

I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later.

White wine for you dear, you deserve it.

My stupid phone changed it to titties,I mean of all the thing's it could have changed it to it chose titties!"

Must be a male phone lol

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please.

It's a very short book. More a post it note really..."

See I'm not sure it would be,you men are way more complicated than us ladies.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I have vodka and a curly wurly.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

This sounds pretty good to be honest haha "

Are you big,Ben?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have vodka and a curly wurly."

Bloody hell I haven't had a curly wurly for years. Soddin hell it changed wurly to surly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it."

Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona

I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.

Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona

I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?"

Blooming cheek!

Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.

Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona

I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?

Blooming cheek!

Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam."

Ooh, I’ve just found some of them Lindt thingies we could eat too

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?"

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I have vodka and a curly wurly.

Bloody hell I haven't had a curly wurly for years. Soddin hell it changed wurly to surly."

It did the same on mine too, it must be a sign, surly?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please."

I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it.

People keep buying it for me and I don't drink.

Help yourself.......

I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers.

But I found a cure for it.....

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hello sugar tits

Hello hello you handsome bugger!

That’s the formalities outta the way.

I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady

I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.

Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona

I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?

Blooming cheek!

Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam.

Ooh, I’ve just found some of them Lindt thingies we could eat too

Is that another one of your kinks,when you say eat?!

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

Poltergeists dont exist, its just people with psychokinetic powers who move something and then scare themselves into thinking a ghost did it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it.

People keep buying it for me and I don't drink.

Help yourself.......

I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers.

But I found a cure for it..... "

Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it.

People keep buying it for me and I don't drink.

Help yourself.......

I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers.

But I found a cure for it.....

Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink?"

They don't know me as well as they think they do.

I did used to drink rather a lot though.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Poltergeists dont exist, its just people with psychokinetic powers who move something and then scare themselves into thinking a ghost did it."

Yep it scared the life out of me when that chocolate moved off my posh footstool and down my throat I tell ya.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets. "

Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx"

Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it.

People keep buying it for me and I don't drink.

Help yourself.......

I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers.

But I found a cure for it.....

Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink?

They don't know me as well as they think they do.

I did used to drink rather a lot though.

Well I'm sure your body and mind thanks you for not doing any more.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)

Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx

Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn."

I can do secret and sensitive. Take me with you next time

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered."

I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

"Yep it scared the life out of me when that chocolate moved off my posh footstool and down my throat I tell ya."

It wasnt a ghost, it was your own mind

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx

Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn.

I can do secret and sensitive. Take me with you next time

Sure go on then it's a date!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.

I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately

Men are just moany buggers anyway,we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it.

People keep buying it for me and I don't drink.

Help yourself.......

I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers.

But I found a cure for it.....

Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink?

They don't know me as well as they think they do.

I did used to drink rather a lot though.

Well I'm sure your body and mind thanks you for not doing any more."

Indeed they do.....

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.

I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately

Men are just moany buggers anyway, we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously."

But....I do want to have sex, I'm just not bloody getting any

Oh and yes, nobody else can see our conversation

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" How's your love/sex life?

Over two years without and still counting unfortunately

BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.

Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.

I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit

It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.

I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately

Men are just moany buggers anyway, we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously.

But....I do want to have sex, I'm just not bloody getting any

Oh and yes, nobody else can see our conversation

I've not had sex since last October,I've forgotten what's what. Sex is all a carry on anyway,I just can't be bothered shaving my legs for it.

I'm watching Sex tape on channel 4 at the mo,sex reacts problems which I can do without right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please."

I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate."

But...do you like sharing?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic."

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm prepared to hire out my penis for photographic purposes

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Well...I would have fabbed that lol

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well...I would have fabbed that lol"

Yeah I liked his penis as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now... "

No need to cringe, be proud!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calpol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!"

Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!

Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya

Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!

Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya

Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough."

And I've never farted in my life

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Calpol"

Erm...

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!

Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya

Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough.

And I've never farted in my life

That's cos you're a lady in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate.

But...do you like sharing?"

I'd share with you.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please.

I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate.

But...do you like sharing?

I'd share with you."

Ta very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright treacle?

Hope you've been keeping well.

Mwah

Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.

Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question

I'm actually cringing right now...

No need to cringe, be proud!

Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!

Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya

Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough.

And I've never farted in my life

That's cos you're a lady in it. "

Yes bruuuuuuv

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