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If you were reincarnated and came back as an animal
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"Duck billed platypus...being furry, a face of a duck and laying eggs is bound to stand out from other profiles on fab."
.that ducks getting about isn’t it  |
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"Duck billed platypus...being furry, a face of a duck and laying eggs is bound to stand out from other profiles on fab.
.that ducks getting about isn’t it "
It's a right slut  |
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A few years ago I had this discussion with my then wife. I explained what reincarnation is.,In another life you come back as something different. She said “I will come back as a cow”.
I said “you weren’t fucking listening were you”.
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"Guess 
Guinea pig?
They have sharp teeth you know 
Ha ha for some weird reason I'm now picturing an evil guinea pig with a Scottish accent.. "
Flying elephant with explosive diarrhoea. Few folk getting shat on  |
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No doubt... chimpanzee! They breed by what is called ‘sperm selection’... the females are promiscuous and ensure the species continues by fuckung lots of males bareback and gets filled up! #cumslutchimp |
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"What would you be and why?  "
My cat!
Hungry? Sit by the bowl, food appears.
Always fresh litter to shit in if I can't be arsed to go outside.
Tired? Sleep where I like and no bugger disturbs me.
Want petting? Always a couple of idiots to pamper me.
Yep...I'm coming back as my cat! |
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Its gotta be cat every time! Staying out all night fucking and fighting, then sleeping all day in the sunshine, shitting wherever I damn well please and being fed and cuddled by my mistress....what’s not to like? |
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"Its gotta be cat every time! Staying out all night fucking and fighting, then sleeping all day in the sunshine, shitting wherever I damn well please and being fed and cuddled by my mistress....what’s not to like? "
Also having your balls cut off at 6 months....just saying. |
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"A few years ago I had this discussion with my then wife. I explained what reincarnation is.,In another life you come back as something different. She said “I will come back as a cow”.
I said “you weren’t fucking listening were you”.
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Panda, I would save the species by travelling around all the zoos in the world impregnating all the female pandas.
Who tbf must be gagging for it as all the male pandas are a shit shag and that's if they can be arsed.
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"Its gotta be cat every time! Staying out all night fucking and fighting, then sleeping all day in the sunshine, shitting wherever I damn well please and being fed and cuddled by my mistress....what’s not to like?
Also having your balls cut off at 6 months....just saying."
Ouch! Bang goes that fantasy |
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"Something majestic.. Like a big fuck off owl
Wild or captive?"
Wild... As I make my own decisions and not a captures choice haha
And I would be this majestic owl for the reason as I want to stand out from a crowd and be a awe-inspiring beauty  |
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