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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
While laying in the sun we got round to a question about "if you invested in a club what would you have in it".
Top one we could come up with is a great Aircon system and a hot tub.
What would you put in your club? |
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Seriously thought about opening one up
So one room single guys would enter and the other side single ladies would enter
In the middle is a bank of prison style phones where you have to talk divided by glass which has a curtain in place so you cant see each other
A light would indicate if someone is sat on the other side and you sit and chat for 20 mins or so and then decide if you would like to see that person and move into another room together
Helps singles chat without any pressure |
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"Seriously thought about opening one up
So one room single guys would enter and the other side single ladies would enter
In the middle is a bank of prison style phones where you have to talk divided by glass which has a curtain in place so you cant see each other
A light would indicate if someone is sat on the other side and you sit and chat for 20 mins or so and then decide if you would like to see that person and move into another room together
Helps singles chat without any pressure"
Speed dating style |
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"Seriously thought about opening one up
So one room single guys would enter and the other side single ladies would enter
In the middle is a bank of prison style phones where you have to talk divided by glass which has a curtain in place so you cant see each other
A light would indicate if someone is sat on the other side and you sit and chat for 20 mins or so and then decide if you would like to see that person and move into another room together
Helps singles chat without any pressure
Speed dating style"
Exactly - with a bit of blind dating
Also have seperate doors that lead to a dark room incase you wanna keep yourself hidden |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Security swipe cards for couples areas. Stops uninvited single guys walking in uninvited.
Option of one way mirrors for glory hole rooms, so if you are particular about the gender of the person on the other side you can see..
Group shower rooms with shampoo, conditioner and shower gel dispensers.
Toilets with douche attachments..
Wipe clean beds and equipment. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Seriously thought about opening one up
So one room single guys would enter and the other side single ladies would enter
In the middle is a bank of prison style phones where you have to talk divided by glass which has a curtain in place so you cant see each other
A light would indicate if someone is sat on the other side and you sit and chat for 20 mins or so and then decide if you would like to see that person and move into another room together
Helps singles chat without any pressure"
I think that sounds great for an event night but maybe not an every night feature unless it’s only part of the club and not the main  maybe we can partner up! |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Security swipe cards for couples areas. Stops uninvited single guys walking in uninvited.
Option of one way mirrors for glory hole rooms, so if you are particular about the gender of the person on the other side you can see..
Group shower rooms with shampoo, conditioner and shower gel dispensers.
Toilets with douche attachments..
Wipe clean beds and equipment."
Yeah a secure couples are or even private rooms is a must. Had one too many cases where doors didn’t actually lock and people kept wondering in.
I think high quality shower/toilet facilities are a must |
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"Seriously thought about opening one up
So one room single guys would enter and the other side single ladies would enter
In the middle is a bank of prison style phones where you have to talk divided by glass which has a curtain in place so you cant see each other
A light would indicate if someone is sat on the other side and you sit and chat for 20 mins or so and then decide if you would like to see that person and move into another room together
Helps singles chat without any pressure
I think that sounds great for an event night but maybe not an every night feature unless it’s only part of the club and not the main maybe we can partner up! "
Just one section of the club - happy to partner up! |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
I’m going to be controversial and say more and better seating. More places to sit and flirt as well as see the public play spaces from. What’s the point of a public play space id only room for 5 people to see what’s going on.
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"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too 
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lol"
Thank you! Yes if you could please translate |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lol
Thank you! Yes if you could please translate "
I think he means sign, not sight. And free entry for FF couples |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lol
Thank you! Yes if you could please translate
I think he means sign, not sight. And free entry for FF couples"
You must be like the comment whisperer because we could not figure that out lol |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
I've watched a lot of DIYSOS recently, those medical winch systems look awesome.. if you turn it into a sex swing..
I could absolutely ruin a lovely lady and make her a sticky mess, then just use the handy control to move her to the shower room without her having to get up.
Incredibly useful if she has lost all use of her legs.
Almost romantic and chivalrous  |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I've watched a lot of DIYSOS recently, those medical winch systems look awesome.. if you turn it into a sex swing..
I could absolutely ruin a lovely lady and make her a sticky mess, then just use the handy control to move her to the shower room without her having to get up.
Incredibly useful if she has lost all use of her legs.
Almost romantic and chivalrous "
We might have to put you on payroll for an event night lol |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I've watched a lot of DIYSOS recently, those medical winch systems look awesome.. if you turn it into a sex swing..
I could absolutely ruin a lovely lady and make her a sticky mess, then just use the handy control to move her to the shower room without her having to get up.
Incredibly useful if she has lost all use of her legs.
Almost romantic and chivalrous "
What if the room was a wet room then no need to move |
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"Wheelchair friendly. "
Was about suggest the same myself..I had a fwb since who used a chair. He wasnt at the point he was ready for a club but the option would be good but have no idea how accommodating the clubs are as would need disabled toilet too. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Dehumidifiers and giant turntable.
Do you mean like a rotating bed or something that they use in a circus to strap a lady to and throw knives at?  "
There is the latter in Pandora’s dungeon. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Dehumidifiers and giant turntable.
Do you mean like a rotating bed or something that they use in a circus to strap a lady to and throw knives at? "
Rotating bed, maybe with seats around it |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Wheelchair friendly.
Was about suggest the same myself..I had a fwb since who used a chair. He wasnt at the point he was ready for a club but the option would be good but have no idea how accommodating the clubs are as would need disabled toilet too. "
Yep another good suggestion. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Dehumidifiers and giant turntable.
Do you mean like a rotating bed or something that they use in a circus to strap a lady to and throw knives at?
Rotating bed, maybe with seats around it"
Sounds fun but also a bit of a safety issue lol. Will have to strap people in  |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Dehumidifiers and giant turntable.
Do you mean like a rotating bed or something that they use in a circus to strap a lady to and throw knives at?
There is the latter in Pandora’s dungeon."
Wow how does that work?! |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
I would defo have that as an event night. What flavour jello though?
I'll have lime...lol would be epic "
Lime....what interesting and complex choice....I like you |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"I've watched a lot of DIYSOS recently, those medical winch systems look awesome.. if you turn it into a sex swing..
I could absolutely ruin a lovely lady and make her a sticky mess, then just use the handy control to move her to the shower room without her having to get up.
Incredibly useful if she has lost all use of her legs.
Almost romantic and chivalrous
What if the room was a wet room then no need to move"
Slip hazard for the one not in the swing. Health and safety first and foremost.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
I would defo have that as an event night. What flavour jello though?
I'll have lime...lol would be epic
Lime....what interesting and complex choice....I like you "
I'd go more traditional with strawberry.
Ooooh or angel delight.....
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"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
I would defo have that as an event night. What flavour jello though?
I'll have lime...lol would be epic
Lime....what interesting and complex choice....I like you "
Haha thanks.
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
I would defo have that as an event night. What flavour jello though?
I'll have lime...lol would be epic
Lime....what interesting and complex choice....I like you
I'd go more traditional with strawberry.
Ooooh or angel delight.....
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You can’t mix jello and angel delight lol. Off to Costco it seems to buy in bulk lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heated pool, sauna and steam would be lush
Plus a great bar area with loads of seating and little booths dotted around too.
I think a cam area where the tvs are in part of the bar area would be good.
Large outdoor space with some woodland and a maze
Good overnight rooms with breakfast thrown in (bnb) and some outdoor seating. Food/Snacks served late night to help with any alcohol consumption.
Communal showers would be ace too. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
I would defo have that as an event night. What flavour jello though?
I'll have lime...lol would be epic
Lime....what interesting and complex choice....I like you
Haha thanks.
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You are most welcome |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Heated pool, sauna and steam would be lush
Plus a great bar area with loads of seating and little booths dotted around too.
I think a cam area where the tvs are in part of the bar area would be good.
Large outdoor space with some woodland and a maze
Good overnight rooms with breakfast thrown in (bnb) and some outdoor seating. Food/Snacks served late night to help with any alcohol consumption.
Communal showers would be ace too. "
Lots of great ideas. I was thinking like tiered seating but each tier had seating and tables so that more people can be in the main bar area . I really like the camera idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heated pool, sauna and steam would be lush
Plus a great bar area with loads of seating and little booths dotted around too.
I think a cam area where the tvs are in part of the bar area would be good.
Large outdoor space with some woodland and a maze
Good overnight rooms with breakfast thrown in (bnb) and some outdoor seating. Food/Snacks served late night to help with any alcohol consumption.
Communal showers would be ace too.
Lots of great ideas. I was thinking like tiered seating but each tier had seating and tables so that more people can be in the main bar area . I really like the camera idea "
Mmm maybe a cpl of the tables could have cams under them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love outdoor fun so maybe even some more rustic dungeon equipment dotted around the garden/grounds. Especially if there are trees, strategically placed d rings for ties etc... Or fitted cuffs would be amazing!!! |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
"While laying in the sun we got round to a question about "if you invested in a club what would you have in it".
Top one we could come up with is a great Aircon system and a hot tub.
What would you put in your club?"
Power showers. At least 12L/minute flow rate.... |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Heated pool, sauna and steam would be lush
Plus a great bar area with loads of seating and little booths dotted around too.
I think a cam area where the tvs are in part of the bar area would be good.
Large outdoor space with some woodland and a maze
Good overnight rooms with breakfast thrown in (bnb) and some outdoor seating. Food/Snacks served late night to help with any alcohol consumption.
Communal showers would be ace too.
Lots of great ideas. I was thinking like tiered seating but each tier had seating and tables so that more people can be in the main bar area . I really like the camera idea
Mmm maybe a cpl of the tables could have cams under them "
We need to be fixed place seating and maybe an instructional card so people know how to get the best out of the cams |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"While laying in the sun we got round to a question about "if you invested in a club what would you have in it".
Top one we could come up with is a great Aircon system and a hot tub.
What would you put in your club?
Power showers. At least 12L/minute flow rate...."
I'm sure I know some ladies like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lol"
no army of men wanking within inches of your face and free entry for lady ladybum munchers |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
"While laying in the sun we got round to a question about "if you invested in a club what would you have in it".
Top one we could come up with is a great Aircon system and a hot tub.
What would you put in your club?
Power showers. At least 12L/minute flow rate....
I'm sure I know some ladies like that"
I actually know one or two ladies like that myself |
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The essentials for comfort are important - warmth in winter and ability to cool in summer, as needed.
Multiple gloryholes including some raised platforms where guys can stand at a higher level, totally private rooms, rooms with options for viewing, communal sex areas - largely left without doors closed, bar and/or cafe area with some comfortable seating: drinks chill option, if not serving alcohol. Hot tub is perhaps a more expensive to buy/run option, but great to have too. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"The essentials for comfort are important - warmth in winter and ability to cool in summer, as needed.
Multiple gloryholes including some raised platforms where guys can stand at a higher level, totally private rooms, rooms with options for viewing, communal sex areas - largely left without doors closed, bar and/or cafe area with some comfortable seating: drinks chill option, if not serving alcohol. Hot tub is perhaps a more expensive to buy/run option, but great to have too."
Took me a minute to work out the platforms ( I blame the free pour drinks at the resort). Great ideas |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"A sploshing area - I want to jelly wrestle!
And I certainly would arrange a match between yourself and Levi
I'm game!  "
You can’t put me against someone in a lower weight class. That is unfair to both of us! Plus I want blue jello! |
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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago
Bradford |
"While laying in the sun we got round to a question about "if you invested in a club what would you have in it".
Top one we could come up with is a great Aircon system and a hot tub.
What would you put in your club?"
Pringles and dry roasted peanuts. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
I did see a great post taken from Hooters in the states.
Basically saying that if you aren't comfy with your meet, there is a very subtle way of informing staff (in there case it was a drink order which was actually code). There were slight variations which dictated their reaction..
Not everyone who play in clubs are as respectful as they could be.. |
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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I did see a great post taken from Hooters in the states.
Basically saying that if you aren't comfy with your meet, there is a very subtle way of informing staff (in there case it was a drink order which was actually code). There were slight variations which dictated their reaction..
Not everyone who play in clubs are as respectful as they could be.."
Yeah a lot of bars/pubs have an ask for Jenny (I think that’s the name) policy where id you approach the staff and ask for Jenny they will call you a taxi and escort you too it so that you can get out of the situation that’s making you uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lolno army of men wanking within inches of your face and free entry for lady ladybum munchers "
Lesbo dykes lady bum munchers, charming terms I must say. Are you so offensive to gay men ? |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"A no towel wankers sight free entry for lesbidykes too
I have been trying to figure this out for about 5 mins now....please retranslate into swingers for dummies speak lolno army of men wanking within inches of your face and free entry for lady ladybum munchers
Lesbo dykes lady bum munchers, charming terms I must say. Are you so offensive to gay men ?"
That would be more than likely, but only from the safety of his room on his phone.. |
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