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and a mates missus, whilst watching a football match with him, and seeing some supporters waving bananas at one of the opposing black players, asked my mate, why they were doing that. 'is it because he doesnt like bananas?' |
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What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit. "
Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last! |
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What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.
Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!"
I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic  |
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What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.
Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!
I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic "
You calling me pedantic ? Hey Hey Hey ? |
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What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.
Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!
I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic
You calling me pedantic ? Hey Hey Hey ? "
I would never dream of saying anything against you Granny - God forbid!  I did think the same thing as you though  |
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"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much
Are you a bloke?"
Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol |
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"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much
Are you a bloke?
Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol"
There's always a maybe but the bit I can't work out is ....
If you were born in Liverpool how did your mum keep her legs crossed till I was born in Birmingham ?
We are not twinned after all  |
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"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much
Are you a bloke?
Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol
There's always a maybe but the bit I can't work out is ....
If you were born in Liverpool how did your mum keep her legs crossed till I was born in Birmingham ?
We are not twinned after all "
pmsl - yeah, you have a point there, aww sad now ur not my long lost sister - was gonna ask if you knew who my da was lmao  |
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