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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah but at least mine wants to curl up near me tonight, when no other fekker does
At least dogs can be faithful, and don't care if you are emotional and haven't shaved your legs.
At least they don't boast about their romantic meal to you that they are having with someone else!
At least they don't lose the fucking card you give them, cos its so fucking meaningless...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get a cat...
or is that verboten for you dog lovers?  "
No my Siamese cat has been extra attentive this evening... animals always know when you need a little extra affection from them, and do it in the simplist way- cuddles! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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Well, my cat has driven me nuts today! So think again lol!
Likes the sound of his own voice, can steal things you thought they couldn't see, can and does try and climb curtains or tries to jump on the TV and I haven't even mentioned when he has a mad half hour in the mornings, when I am still half asleep...does anyone want mine???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get a cat...
or is that verboten for you dog lovers?
No my Siamese cat has been extra attentive this evening... animals always know when you need a little extra affection from them, and do it in the simplist way- cuddles!"
wish I had a cat like that -.-
where are you cat!
I like the tabby cats, they are awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but at least mine wants to curl up near me tonight, when no other fekker does
At least dogs can be faithful, and don't care if you are emotional and haven't shaved your legs.
At least they don't boast about their romantic meal to you that they are having with someone else!
At least they don't lose the fucking card you give them, cos its so fucking meaningless...
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Awwww...
Im faithfull and loyal and housetrained...
I shut doors and make tea and cook...
I dont lose important things...
Im snuggly and...
If you are nice to me... I'll share my bone...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shoot the dog,
this week eaten the last pair of wellies i had
buried 3 bones,in my planters
1 teddy
half a french loaf
and now hes just run off withhalf a packet ginger nuts"
It could be worse! The neighbours dog shagged a hedgehog!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shoot the dog,
this week eaten the last pair of wellies i had
buried 3 bones,in my planters
1 teddy
half a french loaf
and now hes just run off withhalf a packet ginger nuts
It could be worse! The neighbours dog shagged a hedgehog! "
See, either that is untrue and your neighbor’s dog got an involuntary circumcision , or else the hedgehog slut thought it was a hedgedog.
Hedgehogs are supposed to roll into a ball when confronted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex txted last night to see if i wanted our dog back......
so called ex went in the fridge to get some milk and the dog nicked the leg of lamb....
So what is it my fault did i leave the fridge open?
Umm nah you can keep him xx |
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