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If you could be any household item...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would it be and you can’t be a dyson...

Me? I’d be a remote control because then I can be up close to cocks and giggling to my volume button and smiling at the camera when a photo is taken next to one...also someone gets to press my buttons nightly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BIC razor for obvious reasons

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I would be a light bulb then someone would turn me on every night and I would light up their life

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

A whisk, only used every now and then but it’s all about a firm grip and speed

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd be a toaster because I could get repeatedly filled and when I get too hot I could pop them out of me.

I could get a nice piece of crumpet or two as well.

Fuck I am so ashamed of these words. So dire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be the kettle as been a mug so make a change

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Fridge. Sausages getting chucked inside me regularly.

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

Knife don't mess with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a game console then I know everyone wants to play with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You kinky fuckers. Bloody good so far lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TV. I like being watched

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Fire. I’m hot and love a good poke

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By *illing2016Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

A sink Plunger - Taken in hand and used now and again in times of emergency

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Cup- I know you will be wanting to grab hold of me first thing every morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kettle, I'd get hot and steamy several times a day, filled regularly and I'd hear people groan with pleasure every time I come to the boil

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