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over a year ago
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DID SOME ONE SAY IDDLE TICKLE TACKLE?
Ok then so I really needed a shit this afternoon so I took one and it was a real big one. So big that it touched the water before breaking off. Hmmm I must say I think thats pretty dam impressive from the middle diving board hey!.
Random tickle tackle over! lol
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"DID SOME ONE SAY IDDLE TICKLE TACKLE?
Ok then so I really needed a shit this afternoon so I took one and it was a real big one. So big that it touched the water before breaking off. Hmmm I must say I think thats pretty dam impressive from the middle diving board hey!.
Random tickle tackle over! lol
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Ya ever had one of those 007 shits? When ya flush it and it comes back like "Ah, we meet again Mr Bond."  |
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"DID SOME ONE SAY IDDLE TICKLE TACKLE?
Ok then so I really needed a shit this afternoon so I took one and it was a real big one. So big that it touched the water before breaking off. Hmmm I must say I think thats pretty dam impressive from the middle diving board hey!.
Random tickle tackle over! lol
Ya ever had one of those 007 shits? When ya flush it and it comes back like "Ah, we meet again Mr Bond." "
Ya many times why just yesterday infact as I flushed I heard a noise and said out loud is that pussy galore and the reply came back Doctor NO! you missed abit now please wipe again and then wash ya blimmin hands proerly before seing the next paitent haha |
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I remember once staying with my then boyfriend at his parents... I had a pooh that was so big it wouldn't flush away at all, in the end my boyfriend had to attack it with a wire coat hanger 
I got massive giggles and couldn't stop laughing... he didn't think it was funny 
miserable bastard  |
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"I remember once staying with my then boyfriend at his parents... I had a pooh that was so big it wouldn't flush away at all, in the end my boyfriend had to attack it with a wire coat hanger
I got massive giggles and couldn't stop laughing... he didn't think it was funny
miserable bastard "
I used to work for a drain firm a few years ago jetting drains. Went to a job one day and this woman answered the door and was so red faced and all that making all the excuses up possible and im like hey luv dont worry about it drains get blocked sometimes as shit happens haha |
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We've all had funny types poo.
Anyone had a poo as thick as Bungles finger?
What about a ghost shit? When you stand up after crimping off a length and there's nothing there!
How about drawing an ace? When you wipe your bum and its clean as a whistle! |
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