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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab  "
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to?? "
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?  |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man? "
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man? "
I don't want to cause offence  |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question "
That's blown that theory then!  |
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#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
I don't want to cause offence "
How could we possibly  we are just asking a question  |
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over a year ago
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question
That's blown that theory then! "
Oh bollocks! |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question
That's blown that theory then! "
Ooo blown... now you're talking
Tea-bagging? |
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"#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like "
How could you forget? |
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"#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like
How could you forget? "
Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question
That's blown that theory then!
Ooo blown... now you're talking
Tea-bagging?"
Call for,teabag...TEABAG |
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over a year ago
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"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina
Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?
Not sure, but maybe a full fanny."
I think you could be right here. Full fanny is a happy fanny. Right? |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
Ask ... and no it doesn't
Next question
That's blown that theory then!
Ooo blown... now you're talking
Tea-bagging?
Call for,teabag...TEABAG "
He'll cum soon enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like
How could you forget?
Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls "
Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like
How could you forget?
Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls
Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable "
One of their cocks was
And I’ve only forgotten three sets! I remember my husbands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"#allballsmatter
I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like
How could you forget?
Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls
Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable
One of their cocks was
And I’ve only forgotten three sets! I remember my husbands "
Thank god for that and the other cock, too  |
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Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on! |
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"I wonder why no single men have responded "
One here bud
Definitely a heat thing come out a boiling shower boom saggy bollock well till you hit a cold breeze haha  |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on! "
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here? |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here? "
Damn
Shaved .. . Tick
But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?
Damn
Shaved .. . Tick
But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal "
Would you be willing to stand in a chilly room for me? |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here? "
Let’s! |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?
Damn
Shaved .. . Tick
But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal
Would you be willing to stand in a chilly room for me? "
Well .. since you ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?
Let’s! "
You've got a first volunteers |
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"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone
Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???
You don't like Ferrero Rocher? "
Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?
Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina
Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?
Not sure, but maybe a full fanny.
I think you could be right here. Full fanny is a happy fanny. Right?"
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"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone
Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???
You don't like Ferrero Rocher?
Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?
Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate .... "
Gotta get the lady interested, right? |
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"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone
Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???
You don't like Ferrero Rocher?
Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?
Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate ....
Gotta get the lady interested, right? "
Of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina "
Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....
Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj |
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"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone
I suppose that's one way to get the licked... "
Would you refuse such offer? |
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"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina
Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....
Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj "
Speleologists will tell you they can’t judge the size of a cave from its opening |
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"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina
Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....
Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj
Speleologists will tell you they can’t judge the size of a cave from its opening "
Also the size of the organ is dictated by the size of the cathedral  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone
I suppose that's one way to get the licked...
Would you refuse such offer? "
No refusal from me.. |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to?? "
Or how long he’s had to wait to use them... |
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"You ladies are hard to please
One wants heavy hanging pendulous
One cute and tight
Can't please all the ladies all the time it seems
What is a man to do  "
Isn’t it obvious?
You clearly need one heavy, hanging testicle - and a cute tight one for me! |
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"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too "
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine |
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By *olexMan
over a year ago
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"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine "
Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them |
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"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine
Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them "
Backroom staff? Are you a monarch? |
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By *olexMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine
Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them
Backroom staff? Are you a monarch? "
In my own mind lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine
Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them
Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?
In my own mind lol"
all you gotta do is to adjust your fab profile slightly and I'm sure your saggy bollocks will be well looked after |
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By *olexMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you
You can't help them being saggy?
No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too
Oh so sorry to read that but I'm sure you're managing them just fine
Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them
Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?
In my own mind lol
all you gotta do is to adjust your fab profile slightly and I'm sure your saggy bollocks will be well looked after "
Any advice gratefully received? Pm me if you like |
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!
Shall we find out if there are any such men on here? "
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"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!
Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on! "
I guess your pm's just blew up |
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Saggy Bollocks. A small hamlet south of Nether Wallop. From the Anglo Saxon 'Saghir Bullix'. Those with saghir bullix were sent to the healer in a town just to the north where their bollocks would be thrashed with a mallet to make them contract or at least swell up to a size that would make them look full and round again. And that's how Nether Wallop got it's name.
And if you believe that you'll believe any old bollocks, saggy or otherwise |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man? "
I don't have kids .... My balls are pretty tight ... So you could be right |
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"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab
I thought that was your reason for posting
Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??
I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?
I don't have kids .... My balls are pretty tight ... So you could be right "
nope.... Mine hang and haven't had kids yet.... I'll send a pic if you ask on a pm .... If anyone is brave enough. |
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