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over a year ago
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"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh. "
Brilliant 
Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me. |
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The wittiest message I got on here was in reply to a question I had asked of a woman I'd been chatting to. She replied
'I'm single. Never been married, engaged, in a long-term relationship or pregnant. Even sperm won't commit to me !'
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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An opening line of "Do you need saving" referring to my recent FWB..
At first it thought it amusing until it turned out she was batshit crazy..
They seek me out it seems, on busses they sit next to me and now they have found me in Fab! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh.
Brilliant
Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me."
It was to do with my verifications.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My funniest was " coffee won't give you orgasms " it still makes me laugh.
Brilliant
Generally it's the witty first message that has a funny take on somethin you posted or in your profile that intrigue me.
It was to do with my verifications. "
Lol, even better |
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"An opening line of "Do you need saving" referring to my recent FWB..
At first it thought it amusing until it turned out she was batshit crazy..
They seek me out it seems, on busses they sit next to me and now they have found me in Fab!"
We should never meet, I also seem to be a magnet for the most unusual people on earth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The wittiest message I got on here was in reply to a question I had asked of a woman I'd been chatting to. She replied
'I'm single. Never been married, engaged, in a long-term relationship or pregnant. Even sperm won't commit to me !'
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That’s funny |
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