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over a year ago
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If I continued to bite my nails, he skin would grow over the ends of my fingers, and somebody would need to cut it off. Instantly stopped biting my nails  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what you are doing, I've got eyes in the back of my head
I was almost convinced mine did"
I've used it and my little one thinks I do but they are hidden so she can't see them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“You’re face will stick like that if the wind changes”
“It’ll drop off if you keep messing with it”
“You should wait a while after eating before swimming” |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"“You’re face will stick like that if the wind changes”
“It’ll drop off if you keep messing with it”
“You should wait a while after eating before swimming” "
Yep those!
I believed the swimming one for years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a spider in the base of a banana, right at the bottom, that's why nobody ever eats the last bit at the end....
.....I still always leave the last bit to this day...
(I have no idea what my mum was playing at when she invented this...) |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Running naked on the beach as a young child.. a seagull will come and bite it off
(Excuse casual 1980s racism- this one came from my grandparents.) The jelly in a pork pie was cooked Paki toenails.. (this is a quote, they have been suitable reeducated in what is acceptable since then) |
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"Running naked on the beach as a young child.. a seagull will come and bite it off
(Excuse casual 1980s racism- this one came from my grandparents.) The jelly in a pork pie was cooked Paki toenails.. (this is a quote, they have been suitable reeducated in what is acceptable since then)"
Sea Gulls are pretty hungry  |
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