FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > You are thousands of miles from home and?????????????
You are thousands of miles from home and?????????????
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory
------ growing up is optional 
 you said it! xx"
Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory
------ growing up is optional
you said it! xx
Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments "
thats the last time i let you go first |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"whats the matter were they to boistrus for you , --- growing old is compulsory
------ growing up is optional
you said it! xx
Next time you are in the Sainsburys queue behind some doddering old feckers who stink of wee........... reevaluate your comments
thats the last time i let you go first "
Right off to bed as the sun beckons |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"You enjoy a great Italian meal with the woman you have shared the last 30 odd years of your life with but on looking for a place for a romantic night cap you stumble into a bar with a fuckin SAGA bus load of British wrinklies................. 
The one thing this experience did confirm to me is that folk from Norfolk should not be issued with passports  "
thank god we are only here on missionary work  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm rather looking forward to my silver years when I can growl at kids and not be labelled a paedo, regale young checkout girls of my 'doorin the war' stories about a war I've never even fought, and generally annoy everyone by pretending to be senile.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You enjoy a great Italian meal with the woman you have shared the last 30 odd years of your life with but on looking for a place for a romantic night cap you stumble into a bar with a fuckin SAGA bus load of British wrinklies.................
The one thing this experience did confirm to me is that folk from Norfolk should not be issued with passports "
well i would have had em up doing the conga and having a laff.
old folks where once young folks you know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'm rather looking forward to my silver years when I can growl at kids and not be labelled a paedo, regale young checkout girls of my 'doorin the war' stories about a war I've never even fought, and generally annoy everyone by pretending to be senile.
What do you mean 'look forward too'? "
Cheeky fucker! I'm still the raven haired demi-god of my youth and have almost all of my own teeth!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Cheeky fucker! I'm still the raven haired demi-god of my youth and have almost all of my own teeth!!!
Yes, but keeping them in a jar doesn't count.... "
It fucking does when you've had to go down on a woman who's juices could strip 3 microns of rust from an iron bar in 5 seconds flat! I like the enamel on my teeth exactly where it is already tyvm-ly! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you would be behind me on that conga line wouldnt you roy
Yes, but very, very close......."
where we doing our own version of the conga behind the bar per chance on sat night |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
