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What kind of morning person are you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I like to wake up slowly and in silence.. I need several coffees before I am capable of facing the world..

What are you like when you wake?

Is your partner the same or opposite?

I think my head might explode this morning.. too much noise!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the sun is shining I'll be in a good mood.

I need an hour and a coffee before I can deal with people though!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

A bad one until caffeine and nicotine has been partaken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If the sun is shining I'll be in a good mood.

I need an hour and a coffee before I can deal with people though!"

My other half is exactly the same! Cuddles are ok though, we don't need to wait and hour for that...or sex actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A bad one until caffeine and nicotine has been partaken "

Snap.. can't deal with conversation just yet!! Unfortunately I appear to have woken up with Tigger....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a grumpy fucker!

I need peace and tea before starting the day.

Luckily the fam are the same, so we grunt at each other and get on with the task of leaving the house....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If the sun is shining I'll be in a good mood.

I need an hour and a coffee before I can deal with people though!

My other half is exactly the same! Cuddles are ok though, we don't need to wait and hour for that...or sex actually "

Cuddles are good! As long as they're quiet ones.. my brain can't process giddiness as soon as I open my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m a grumpy fucker!

I need peace and tea before starting the day.

Luckily the fam are the same, so we grunt at each other and get on with the task of leaving the house.... "

Ha ha sounds like me.. need some silent cave time before I come to and speak!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm wide awake as soon as my eyes are open. Drives people nuts

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

I get woken up by a 6 and 4 year old getting in my bed and putting the tv on.

I love my morning snuggles with my babies.

Roll over and cock you leg saffie that will keep him quiet for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm wide awake as soon as my eyes are open. Drives people nuts "

Cannot compute!! Think I need a nap already.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think for me it depends on how much sleep I get but typically I need at 2 brews before I can even think of doing anything else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm wide awake as soon as my eyes are open. Drives people nuts

Cannot compute!! Think I need a nap already. "

I'm a nice morning person though, I'd make you breakfast while you dozed.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull

I'm just quiet in a morning and need a coffee before I perk up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like half an hour in bed before getting up and then another hour or so for brekkie, shower, dog play / walks

I start work at 10am, but am rarely up any later than 7.30am

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I wake up happy & hit the ground running

Which is lucky as its usually a race downstairs to open the backdoor for the chihuahua, or she'll go pee in my shower!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bad one until caffeine and nicotine has been partaken

Snap.. can't deal with conversation just yet!! Unfortunately I appear to have woken up with Tigger.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am up early - 4am usually.

On rest days I get to the gym for 06:30 and then breakfast when I get home.

On shift I leave the house at 5am with coffee in hand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woke up with the horn this morning......

.....still waiting for breakfast.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm wide awake as soon as my eyes are open. Drives people nuts

Cannot compute!! Think I need a nap already.

I'm a nice morning person though, I'd make you breakfast while you dozed. "

Ha ha I'm pretty simple till 11pm.. just coffee drop required!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wake up happy & hit the ground running

Which is lucky as its usually a race downstairs to open the backdoor for the chihuahua, or she'll go pee in my shower! "

Ha ha sounds like my lot.. chucking the mutts out before they pee on the kitchen floor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just quiet in a morning and need a coffee before I perk up "

Snap!! Neeeeed caffeine!!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Morning Yes love it 5am go go..

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

As cheerful and smiley as always. Though I don't look as good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like half an hour in bed before getting up and then another hour or so for brekkie, shower, dog play / walks

I start work at 10am, but am rarely up any later than 7.30am"

Sounds like my kinda morning.. gentle pace required...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get up at 04.45 and am at work for 6. Breakfast and coffee then I am ready for the day. My work ensures I am switched on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm wide awake as soon as my eyes are open. Drives people nuts

Cannot compute!! Think I need a nap already.

I'm a nice morning person though, I'd make you breakfast while you dozed. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the same OP I need silence and caffeine for about an hour.

Then breakfast.

Then people are allowed to speak to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just a grumpy f@cker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck off everyone!!

Does that answer your question OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As cheerful and smiley as always. Though I don't look as good "

Ha ha I look like a witch!! Crazy 80s hair today..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck off everyone!!

Does that answer your question OP?"

I concur

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan  over a year ago

stockport wasteland

This can depend on who I wake up with or if I wake up on my own. Typically though horny, giddy and easily excitable when no one's there it leaves me screwed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just a grumpy f@cker "

Snap!!

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan  over a year ago

stockport wasteland

The sky is awake, so I'm awake haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm the same OP I need silence and caffeine for about an hour.

Then breakfast.

Then people are allowed to speak to me "

Snap.. what happens when your ears are barraged before you've even had coffee?!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I get up at 04.45 and am at work for 6. Breakfast and coffee then I am ready for the day. My work ensures I am switched on."

Eurghhh.. too early!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings "

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I’m probably more of a morning person than I am a night owl. If I have something I need to do, I can be up and at ‘em. But I can also enjoy a long lazy morning in bed if I have no plans.

Of course, that’s even more enjoyable with the right company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking "

Love rainy mornings.. makes me roll over and grab an extra hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!"

That’s definitely sarcastic! . I’m a dragon

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'm a wake up with a birds nest on my head and a smile on my face sort. Normally horny. This morning I have woken up and need to recharge with a vat of tea and toast before dealing with the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

btw, Good morning EVERYONE.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning Yes love it 5am go go..

"

Good god.. that's the middle of the night!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking

Love rainy mornings.. makes me roll over and grab an extra hour!! "

i would but dog would hate me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!

That’s definitely sarcastic! . I’m a dragon "

Ha ha me too!! Look like a witch and have a mood to match.. can't deal with giddy kippers!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking

Love rainy mornings.. makes me roll over and grab an extra hour!! "

That's a funny name for it....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!

That’s definitely sarcastic! . I’m a dragon

Ha ha me too!! Look like a witch and have a mood to match.. can't deal with giddy kippers!! "

Oh dear. And I can imagine you’ve got one of those!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick to rise, slow to get up and go

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By *uffnmuffCouple  over a year ago

London

Love morning's up at 6am. Coffee then gym or run depending which day it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a wake up with a birds nest on my head and a smile on my face sort. Normally horny. This morning I have woken up and need to recharge with a vat of tea and toast before dealing with the world."

Fringes are so not designed for glam morning looks.. look like something out of Harry Potter and need a coffee transfusion..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am pretty good first thing i get up and get going quite easily.

Holly needs a coffee or two before she is fully functioning but can get on with the morning before her coffee, she is much better after her second cup though!

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!

That’s definitely sarcastic! . I’m a dragon

Ha ha me too!! Look like a witch and have a mood to match.. can't deal with giddy kippers!!

Oh dear. And I can imagine you’ve got one of those! "

Child on laughing gas..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giddy puppy

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By *inn2000Woman  over a year ago

belfast

I love to wake up gently with a long stretch then sort of stumble off to find coffee. Usually smiling and happy.

Different story if I am woken quickly though - makes me a bit edgy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to wake up gently with a long stretch then sort of stumble off to find coffee. Usually smiling and happy.

Different story if I am woken quickly though - makes me a bit edgy."

Doesn't that depend on how you are woken

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking

Love rainy mornings.. makes me roll over and grab an extra hour!! i would but dog would hate me "

Thankfully mine are lazy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Giddy puppy"

Shocker..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Early riser here usually around 5am, beed afew coffees walk the sausage dog & im ready to grab the day by the horns.

Im very routined though if i miss my coffee im a grouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the same OP I need silence and caffeine for about an hour.

Then breakfast.

Then people are allowed to speak to me

Snap.. what happens when your ears are barraged before you've even had coffee?!? "

I find that withering death stares work

If that fails then banish him to another room

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Depends is the sun shining or is it pissing down....if sun shining im great if its pissing down its a oh fuck the dog needs walking

Love rainy mornings.. makes me roll over and grab an extra hour!!

That's a funny name for it.... "

ssssshhh still quiet time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am pretty good first thing i get up and get going quite easily.

Holly needs a coffee or two before she is fully functioning but can get on with the morning before her coffee, she is much better after her second cup though!

LJ"

Second cup makes all the difference!! Think I need a third today!!

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By *inn2000Woman  over a year ago

belfast


"I love to wake up gently with a long stretch then sort of stumble off to find coffee. Usually smiling and happy.

Different story if I am woken quickly though - makes me a bit edgy.

Doesn't that depend on how you are woken "

Well if I wake up to a gentle touch that's fine but a hard grope might not get the desired response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m an absolute delight in the mornings

Ha ha is that sarcastic or are you one of those awake happy sorts?!?!?!

That’s definitely sarcastic! . I’m a dragon

Ha ha me too!! Look like a witch and have a mood to match.. can't deal with giddy kippers!!

Oh dear. And I can imagine you’ve got one of those!

Child on laughing gas.. "

Rude.....! * angry child face *

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm the same OP I need silence and caffeine for about an hour.

Then breakfast.

Then people are allowed to speak to me

Snap.. what happens when your ears are barraged before you've even had coffee?!?

I find that withering death stares work

If that fails then banish him to another room "

Death stare is failing.. may be time for a gag..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slow, coffeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Early riser here usually around 5am, beed afew coffees walk the sausage dog & im ready to grab the day by the horns.

Im very routined though if i miss my coffee im a grouch "

Eurghhh... too early!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slow, coffeeeee "

Caffeine drip?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quick to rise, slow to get up and go"

Slow is good.. no fast movement or words before 11!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm the same OP I need silence and caffeine for about an hour.

Then breakfast.

Then people are allowed to speak to me

Snap.. what happens when your ears are barraged before you've even had coffee?!?

I find that withering death stares work

If that fails then banish him to another room

Death stare is failing.. may be time for a gag.. "

Eyes don't match the hand actions, innit.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At this moment ?! a very sleepy one but with a smile ear to ear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At this moment ?! a very sleepy one but with a smile ear to ear "

Sounds like someone had a good night....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At this moment ?! a very sleepy one but with a smile ear to ear

Sounds like someone had a good night.... "

Hell yeah we did

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Depends how much sleep I got and if it's an alarm waking me up or I wake up naturally. Those are 2 very different people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Up and at 'em. Always horny. Only lie in for sex. It's a curse...

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"A bad one until caffeine and nicotine has been partaken

Snap.. can't deal with conversation just yet!! Unfortunately I appear to have woken up with Tigger.... "

Now see? You didn’t think! You should have chucked Tigger out of bed - sent him to Prestonish to make my porridge with blueberries and give me a morning hug - and he could have been back with you by the time you were fully awake!

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

But yes - generally I like to wake up slowly - or with sleepy sex if there’s a hot man in bed with me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a leave me alone for an hour or two, to drink tea and let my brain and body wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It depends how I’m woken up lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bad one until caffeine and nicotine has been partaken

Snap.. can't deal with conversation just yet!! Unfortunately I appear to have woken up with Tigger....

Now see? You didn’t think! You should have chucked Tigger out of bed - sent him to Prestonish to make my porridge with blueberries and give me a morning hug - and he could have been back with you by the time you were fully awake! "

Not my style at all, I'm happy bouncing just where I am....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The afternoon kind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I had sex every morning before I got up I would be a much happier person.

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By *inknhornyMan  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Morning sex is lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The afternoon kind "

Snap.. though I'm now ready for a nap..

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

The alarm goes off at 4.30, I get up shower and leave for work, none of the malingering in bed for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I had sex every morning before I got up I would be a much happier person. "

Not sure I could manage it every morning.. I like my silent coffee too much!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Giddy puppy

Shocker.. "

tired now tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Giddy puppy

Shocker.. tired now tho"

Me too.. nap time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m bubbly my eyes open and I’m up n running yes a nightmare

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

There is no middle ground with me, I'm either avoiding people til I've had my caffeine or I bounce out of bed an hour early playing music and making french toast.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always a total morning person here! Good mood and loads of energy

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I used to be terrible in my clubbing days, my team at work knew not to talk to me befor 10am.

Kids and cats mean I'm up at 7am now whether I want to be or not.

I'm generally ok after my first cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need at least 2 coffees and 2 cigs before I function for a convo not a good morning person at all

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

When Im up, Im up (in all respects). My girl is not always so enthusiast for getting up in the mornings. She does however kindly roll over and let me enter followed with lots kisses to the back of her neck. She seems to enjoy that kind of wake up and a good fill in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alarm usually set for 4:30am

Out of the house for 04:45am

No messing about

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I wake up at around 4. I never have an alarm. I open my little eyes and ping! I’m awake. I’m straight out of bed and doing things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a ball of energy and I know everyone hates if but fuck them hhha I only sleep for 3/4 hours and wake up with a smile Ive been put on a timer in work no super happy me till past 10 haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This morning was beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a "fuck off or I'll gut you with a teaspoon" kind of morning person until I've had a bucket of tea, then I'm all sunshine, lollipops and glitter farting unicorns

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm generally full of energy and good spirits from 630 am till 10pm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm really not a morning person, I take a long time to wake fully and I can't stand it when people require a response from me for the first hour after waking, I usually grunt.

Then again I'm not an evening person either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually swear at the alarm when it goes off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a "fuck off or I'll gut you with a teaspoon" kind of morning person until I've had a bucket of tea, then I'm all sunshine, lollipops and glitter farting unicorns "

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south

I'm a morning person

I like waking up early and I tend to wake up looking like this sometimes but generally like this

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm a "fuck off or I'll gut you with a teaspoon" kind of morning person until I've had a bucket of tea, then I'm all sunshine, lollipops and glitter farting unicorns "

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I wake up at around 4. I never have an alarm. I open my little eyes and ping! I’m awake. I’m straight out of bed and doing things "

Marry me?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By

I can't stand them.... Much more of a night owl.... Shame I'm up at 4.30 tomorrow morning

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By *ove2Lick!Man  over a year ago

Banbury

I’m up and at it everyday. Can’t see the point in staying in bed. Life’s too short...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I jump up at 6 , get washed throw gym clothes on and do a gym class at 6.30 am Monday to Friday , I feel so much better when I get up early than when I lie in , hubby on the other hand is the complete opposite

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

Usually wake up early. But snooze until alarm at 7.20

Get uniform on.

Run down floor, get child up and dressed, get his breakfast cereal and milk.

My breakfast and a orange juice,

Toilet, teeth, get bag ready for work.

Wait for wife at 8 to arrive home

And go all in under 40mins

Dont drink coffee or tea or anything hot, yuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't speak to me for at least half a hour post waking. I don't begin to function for that long, it's safer to not approach me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am up soon as my alarm goes off and am ready to go. My other half is a nightmare in the morning and can sleep for days

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

These days I ping up as soon as the alarm goes off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get up immediately once I'm up, I'm up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My two best girls are totally top of the forums lately....

Thoughtful, interactive, inclusive, friendly posts are winners

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"My two best girls are totally top of the forums lately....

Thoughtful, interactive, inclusive, friendly posts are winners "

love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My two best girls are totally top of the forums lately....

Thoughtful, interactive, inclusive, friendly posts are winners "

Bugger off!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My two best girls are totally top of the forums lately....

Thoughtful, interactive, inclusive, friendly posts are winners

Bugger off!! "

I just did, I'm miles away now!

It'll take more than a twat from Bath ish to kill your post beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning person here even if I don't have to get up I am awake about 6 down stairs brew on by 6:15

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine. "

Can't deal with morning giddyness.. it's just too much!!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I wake up at around 4. I never have an alarm. I open my little eyes and ping! I’m awake. I’m straight out of bed and doing things

Marry me? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am also slow to wake up and I always have a cup of coffee. I need it before my morning cardio

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am also slow to wake up and I always have a cup of coffee. I need it before my morning cardio "

Morning + exercise?!?! Eurghh not before 10am!

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"I am also slow to wake up and I always have a cup of coffee. I need it before my morning cardio

Morning + exercise?!?! Eurghh not before 10am!"

You best be ready tomorrow morning at 10, got stuff to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Giddy puppy

Shocker.. tired now tho

Me too.. nap time!"

got my 2nd wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am also slow to wake up and I always have a cup of coffee. I need it before my morning cardio

Morning + exercise?!?! Eurghh not before 10am!

You best be ready tomorrow morning at 10, got stuff to do "

Ffs...

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The alarm goes off.

I get up.

I walk around like a zombie till around 11am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The alarm goes off.

I get up.

I walk around like a zombie till around 11am "

Snap!! Pesky things mornings..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The alarm goes off.

I get up.

I walk around like a zombie till around 11am

Snap!! Pesky things mornings.. "

Afternoons seem to be right cunts in your house too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt "

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!"

good job i dont have your number then id bug the shit out of ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!"

When i was younger, my sister was one of those annoying cheerful ones. She'd go 'good morning!!' With a happy smile at me and my mum would tell her off and tell her to leave me alone as she knows what I'm like in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!good job i dont have your number then id bug the shit out of ya"

There's a reason nobody gets my number!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!good job i dont have your number then id bug the shit out of ya"

I refuse to answer your calls before 9

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!good job i dont have your number then id bug the shit out of ya

There's a reason nobody gets my number!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!

When i was younger, my sister was one of those annoying cheerful ones. She'd go 'good morning!!' With a happy smile at me and my mum would tell her off and tell her to leave me alone as she knows what I'm like in the mornings "

There's nothing worse! Nothing makes any sense until coffee number 2 and 10am.. even then it's a struggle...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moody bitch till I've had a few coffees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine.

Can't deal with morning giddyness.. it's just too much!! "

Giddyness Don't swear at me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr here. I can last for ages when we have sex, but sex as soon as I wake up can be over in minutes, good job the Mrs loves a quickie too haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine.

Can't deal with morning giddyness.. it's just too much!!

Giddyness Don't swear at me "

Ha ha I swear.. thought my head would fall off this morning.. had to lock myself in the shower for some quiet time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Moody bitch till I've had a few coffees"

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!

When i was younger, my sister was one of those annoying cheerful ones. She'd go 'good morning!!' With a happy smile at me and my mum would tell her off and tell her to leave me alone as she knows what I'm like in the mornings

There's nothing worse! Nothing makes any sense until coffee number 2 and 10am.. even then it's a struggle... "

A woman after my own heart! I just wish these cheerful morning types would piss off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine.

Can't deal with morning giddyness.. it's just too much!!

Giddyness Don't swear at me

Ha ha I swear.. thought my head would fall off this morning.. had to lock myself in the shower for some quiet time.. "

I leave my brain in bed some days

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!

When i was younger, my sister was one of those annoying cheerful ones. She'd go 'good morning!!' With a happy smile at me and my mum would tell her off and tell her to leave me alone as she knows what I'm like in the mornings

There's nothing worse! Nothing makes any sense until coffee number 2 and 10am.. even then it's a struggle...

A woman after my own heart! I just wish these cheerful morning types would piss off! "

Yes!! Or speak to each other and leave us in bloody peace!?! Genius!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a morning person at all. I can barely function for at least an hour and need plenty of caffiene. It can get annoying when i get a cheerful " Good morning beautiful!!!" Off LJ. I can just about grunt

Yup.. can't be doing with giddy morning people!!! I want coffee and silence not random words!!

When i was younger, my sister was one of those annoying cheerful ones. She'd go 'good morning!!' With a happy smile at me and my mum would tell her off and tell her to leave me alone as she knows what I'm like in the mornings

There's nothing worse! Nothing makes any sense until coffee number 2 and 10am.. even then it's a struggle...

A woman after my own heart! I just wish these cheerful morning types would piss off! "

Harsh but true

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just the thought of it alone is enough to send shivers down my spine.

Can't deal with morning giddyness.. it's just too much!!

Giddyness Don't swear at me

Ha ha I swear.. thought my head would fall off this morning.. had to lock myself in the shower for some quiet time..

I leave my brain in bed some days "

Don't think mines switched on all day..

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m definitely NOT a morning person thank god im single because conversation and I first thing in the morning don’t go together very well

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Well awake, as mornings are when I finish work!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goooood morning lalalallalalaaaaaaaaaa

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By *atcake1973Man  over a year ago

stoke on Trent

The oral kind

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