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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
They don’t have to be rude, it just helps if they are. Here’s one to start you off:
When Lady Penelope swoons,
Her bosom pops out like balloons,
Her butler stands by,
With a gleam in his eye,
And pops them back in with warm spoons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There were a couple off Fab Swingers
Who delighted in sleeping with mingers
At a party one day
They met Sid and Fay
Who were a pair of crusty church bell ringers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a young man called Adam,
All the ladies of fab he did have 'em.
But it was not what it seems,
He had had them in dreams,
For his brain it was too much to fathom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lady who's called rubidoux
Liked shaggy and his dog scooby doo
But she's more than ready
To have a foursome with teddy
Andy Pandy and his friend lubey lou"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man with burnt testies
Who feared he'd ruined his besties
After applying a cream
He awoke with a scream
To find his plums all swollen and festie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you heard of that guy Mr O-love?
His big cock is the thing that he's proud of.
He can't swing it around,
It just drags on the ground.
It ain't getting near me that I'm sure of!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an old woman in digs
Who loved to play in her wigs
She wore one for Tim
For whom she decided to rim
Though his bum crack was all shit and twigs |
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"There was a young lady called kelly
Who has a bit of a belly
Try as she might
Her writing was sh.....never mind "
There was a young lady called kelly
Who had a bit of a belly
Try as she might
Her writing was shite
As she was always watching porn on her tely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To our Kelly who lives by the bay
Puts up more and more pictures each day
Invites comments to pass
On her boobs and her arse
Long on fab forums may she stay"
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