Whats the worst walk of shame you have ever had to do?
Mine (chris) was when the girl got up in the middle of the night and urinated in her own hall way rather than go to the loo 5ft away
I had to carry hee back to bed and promptly left
(Obviously she was d*unk - not just marking her territory) |
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"Whats the worst walk of shame you have ever had to do?
Mine (chris) was when the girl got up in the middle of the night and urinated in her own hall way rather than go to the loo 5ft away
I had to carry hee back to bed and promptly left
(Obviously she was d*unk - not just marking her territory)"
I'm sure she'll love you for posting this  |
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"Whats the worst walk of shame you have ever had to do?
Mine (chris) was when the girl got up in the middle of the night and urinated in her own hall way rather than go to the loo 5ft away
I had to carry hee back to bed and promptly left
(Obviously she was d*unk - not just marking her territory) I'm sure she'll love you for posting this "
Shes not on here luckilly enough and Katie has heard this story before |
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over a year ago
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In my younger days having sex in my ex's car and we managed to snap his banjo string. Literally blood everywhere.
I walked into my house and my dad thought I'd been stabbed. |
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"In my younger days having sex in my ex's car and we managed to snap his banjo string. Literally blood everywhere.
I walked into my house and my dad thought I'd been stabbed. "
Ouch!!! I still have my sting but had a few close calls |
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over a year ago
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Can’t believe I’m putting this out there but fk it... with this lovely girl doing the nasty, we was gettin wild fking , sucking, licking doing what horny people do . So I’m walking back to mine and people are looking at me weird, all the way home, moving out the way, pure horror on there faces, all that I was thinking wtf. Long story short got home went to wash my self looked in the mirror blood all over my face .... still makes me queezy  |
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"Can’t believe I’m putting this out there but fk it... with this lovely girl doing the nasty, we was gettin wild fking , sucking, licking doing what horny people do . So I’m walking back to mine and people are looking at me weird, all the way home, moving out the way, pure horror on there faces, all that I was thinking wtf. Long story short got home went to wash my self looked in the mirror blood all over my face .... still makes me queezy "
Wow ok ... you win the thread sir!! |
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I once walked home from town after a threesome with a couple of guys...didn't realise I didn't have any cash on me til I got to the bus stop.
It was an hours walk in the night before's smudged makeup and ripped stockings, I carried my heels and realised I had my dress tucked into my suspenders when I got home |
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I was doing the do with my mistress when her son and his driving instructor came back. I had to sneak out and tiptoe across a gravel path right next to an open (but thankfully obscured by blinds) window in the room they were both in to escape. Oh how we laughed about it afterwards. |
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When I was 17 my best mate and our girlfriends went out in a baby fiat 125. He dropped his girlfriend off at her house and went inside for a while, my girlfriend and I decided to push the front seats up and have a spot on the back seat. She was on the back seat, legs over my shoulder with me kneeling on the floor. All the rocking caused the seats to drop looking me in position, and due to the restrictioned space we were locked in situ.
10 minutes later my friend returns to find us, he then went back got his girlfriend to come and laugh at us.
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"When I was 17 my best mate and our girlfriends went out in a baby fiat 125. He dropped his girlfriend off at her house and went inside for a while, my girlfriend and I decided to push the front seats up and have a spot on the back seat. She was on the back seat, legs over my shoulder with me kneeling on the floor. All the rocking caused the seats to drop looking me in position, and due to the restrictioned space we were locked in situ.
10 minutes later my friend returns to find us, he then went back got his girlfriend to come and laugh at us.
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You dont see that in the adverts! |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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When I was a lad I went out one new years eve wearing a kilt. I ended up in the local nurses accommodation and had a good old time. Called a taxi the next day, the driver was the dad of 3 of the kids I taught martial arts to.
As I got in looking mauled he just said "Good night i presume?"
Yup.. awkward |
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"Can’t believe I’m putting this out there but fk it... with this lovely girl doing the nasty, we was gettin wild fking , sucking, licking doing what horny people do . So I’m walking back to mine and people are looking at me weird, all the way home, moving out the way, pure horror on there faces, all that I was thinking wtf. Long story short got home went to wash my self looked in the mirror blood all over my face .... still makes me queezy
Wow ok ... you win the thread sir!!"
not a prize I wanted lol ...worst day ever ! |
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I once saw this woman walking the walk of shame naked , people were jeering at her and throwing vegetables at her. One bloke wagged his willy at her . There was some nuns shouting shame at her aswell.
Tbf the whole situation was a bit odd I won’t ever go back to kings landing |
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"I once saw this woman walking the walk of shame naked , people were jeering at her and throwing vegetables at her. One bloke wagged his willy at her . There was some nuns shouting shame at her aswell.
Tbf the whole situation was a bit odd I won’t ever go back to kings landing "
I get that refference |
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Her Dad caught me, we were living together but he asked that we respect his house rules. Honestly guvner, it wasn’t me, she creeped in and he caught us at it. 10 minutes later I was on my Motorbike going home
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