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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
ALL your money less £1.50?  |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
Your continued support and good conversation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Your continued support and good conversation"
that was cute  |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Your continued support and good conversation that was cute "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.   "
There are no leagues  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?
Guest bedroom is yours  "
You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.
(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?
Guest bedroom is yours
You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.
(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)"
Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?
Guest bedroom is yours
You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.
(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)
Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers "
Perfect! |
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues "
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a new bum please Rubi 
Any particular style? I can see you rocking one of those big bootys made for twerking "
Yes please, one of them will do just fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have your winning lottery ticket and I promise to return it after I have done with it!
LJ"
You're naughty! You're getting a lump of coal like the naughty boys get at Christmas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
Can I just have the smacked bum |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
You are such a generous person, it would be lovely if you would buy me a pint so I can help you celebrate your good fortune xx
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx
How lovely!
My favourites are tulips and galaxy "
Bollocks! Too slow.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have your winning lottery ticket and I promise to return it after I have done with it!
LJ
You're naughty! You're getting a lump of coal like the naughty boys get at Christmas! "
I will add it to my pile....if only i had a coal fire!! 
LJ |
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"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?
Guest bedroom is yours
You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.
(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)
Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers
Perfect! "
I want to.play with your puppies 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me "
I think it's time I live my life on my own,
I guess it's just what I must do  |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
Would you pay to name a star after my daughter please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a nice little villa in Turkey with enough room to adopt a couple of doggos please Rubes?
Guest bedroom is yours
You can have a resort. It'll be for swingers and we'll all get all over tans.
(I say we, I'm Scottish, I'll be the beetroot coloured girl sat sweating in the corner.)
Evening better! We'll build you a posh shadey sunbed and you can frollick with the puppers
Perfect!
I want to.play with your puppies
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They'd like that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx"
It was me
Instead I'm going to donate money to charity in your name x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please buy the poster below me some flowers or chocolates of there choice Rubi xx
It was me
Instead I'm going to donate money to charity in your name x"
Thanks Rubi xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Can I just have the smacked bum "
Bend over  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
You are such a generous person, it would be lovely if you would buy me a pint so I can help you celebrate your good fortune xx
Cal"
Screw the pint lets have a night out! We're not going home until we are so d*unk we don't know our names! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Would you pay to name a star after my daughter please."
I will and I'll buy her a telescope to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A ticket to Edinburgh 
What will you do when you get there? Costas with you and comedy festival for a week"
Stay for the whole month, there's so much going on you won't get bored! |
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me
I think it's time I live my life on my own,
I guess it's just what I must do "
Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me
I think it's time I live my life on my own,
I guess it's just what I must do
Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please. "
I'm not a waitress anymore! |
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me
I think it's time I live my life on my own,
I guess it's just what I must do
Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.
I'm not a waitress anymore! "
You were when I met you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Can I just have the smacked bum
Bend over "
Thanks, most enjoyable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new heart please, mine’s broken because this reallly stunning peachy girl I fancied has come into a lot of money and is now way out of my league.
There are no leagues
What about the human league?
Don’t you want me
I think it's time I live my life on my own,
I guess it's just what I must do
Will you buy me a cocktail and bring it over please.
I'm not a waitress anymore!
You were when I met you. "
That much is true,
But even then, I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please... "
Who are you taking with you? |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please? you can use it whenever our in france we will throw in free accommodation |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...
Who are you taking with you? "
my 9yd old son |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please? you can use it whenever our in france we will throw in free accommodation "
Deal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...
Who are you taking with you?
my 9yd old son"
I'll get him a kit with his name on too |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Cover the cost of a pool house extension and hot tub for said extension? Pretty please? you can use it whenever our in france we will throw in free accommodation
Deal! "
awesome, we will get some devis in if we are lucky could be done for the summer |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
two tickets for the champions league final in the Liverpool end please...
Who are you taking with you?
my 9yd old son
I'll get him a kit with his name on too "
got that already... thanks |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
I'm going to ask for something different can you just hire a big venue and invite everyone from fab put a bus on for those that don't have transport and make sure there's a bar and hot tub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have you. You can keep giving your money away.
Would you like me gift wrapped? "
I'd share you around too. Would be remise of me not too after all your generosity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoy your money honey!
I does not always bring you happiness though but in saying that your better of miserable with money than miserable without it. Good luck.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to ask for something different can you just hire a big venue and invite everyone from fab put a bus on for those that don't have transport and make sure there's a bar and hot tub "
Eileen is getting a resort in turkey! Shall we have it there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please could I get a bag of pick n mix from wilkos. Obviously when school holibobs are on because there cheaper  "
I was gonna say, it's lucky I won the lottery! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Enjoy your money honey!
I does not always bring you happiness though but in saying that your better of miserable with money than miserable without it. Good luck...."
I'm happy anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
A house in a forest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you buy me a car please so I can go and see my mum and dad please? Only a cheap little thing, as long as it’s got wheels and won’t break down lol xx"
A car and an AA membership just in case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won on the Euro Millions last night.
A whopping £2.80
I can guarantee that the money won't change me one bit
What are you going to spend it on? "
Don't know yet. Don't want to blow it all at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you buy me a car please so I can go and see my mum and dad please? Only a cheap little thing, as long as it’s got wheels and won’t break down lol xx
A car and an AA membership just in case! "
Thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
A house in a forest."
Any particular forest? |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum. "
Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on "
You just want to hear my I like big boats rap again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate
Thank you!
A glass of Dom Perignon please x"
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They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x |
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"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate
Thank you!
A glass of Dom Perignon please x
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They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x"
Hahaha cheeeaaap like your style chap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate
Thank you!
A glass of Dom Perignon please x
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They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x
Hahaha cheeeaaap like your style chap"
It’s the thought that counts |
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"I won the lottery and I want to celebrate by buying every one of you lovely fabbers a gift.
What would you like?
The first person who asks for all my money gets a smacked bum.
Just an invite on your massive boat that we can sail away on
You just want to hear my I like big boats rap again! "
It did make me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’ll buy you a drink to celebrate
Thank you!
A glass of Dom Perignon please x
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They’re all outta that unfortunately so I got ya half a Guinness & black x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey if you've won a substantial sum of money? Why the fuck you on here get yourself out shopping or to the airport....geeeze talk about wasting time...."
My minions are doing the shopping. I'm fabbing from my private jet |
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