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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm having a really tough time in life at the moment. I have done for quite some time. I come on here for company and to have something to do as i'm stuck at home a lot, but there's always someine having a pop and trying to make me feel worse.
I could really do with having a nice thread to look at where people share funny stories, jokes or just nice things that might cheer me up a little
I'm feeling unwell and am off to bed but it would be lovely to have something cheerful to look at tomorrow.
All nice losts appreciated.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleep well Molly
I wouldn't want anyone to have to wake up to some of my jokes, so I'll just say that I hope tomorrow is that little bit brighter for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to hear you're feeling that way.
Try and remember.....you've probably felt this way before.....and come through it....so you can ( and will) again.
For cheering up.....havexa look at the website the Poke
Lots of jokes and funnies on there....works for me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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OP, I hope you sleep well tonight and wake up feeling able to find a moment of frivolity in your day.
The stories section can be good for a chuckle. Some are so improbable you can't help but smile.
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I only have crap dad jokes, and crap stories like "I burnt my crumpets" 
I admire the confidence you show in your pics and hope that your positive look on life/Fab life returns again soon.
Feel better and sleep well x |
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Not sure I'm equipped to cheer you up, but rest assured you're not alone in looking for an escape from everyday life and a friendly ear.
Anyway, a joke for you...
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the door bell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing" he said. "What's for dinner?" |
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"Not sure I'm equipped to cheer you up, but rest assured you're not alone in looking for an escape from everyday life and a friendly ear.
Anyway, a joke for you...
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the door bell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing" he said. "What's for dinner?""
I know it was wrong to do so - but that joke made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years ago, I tripped over my cat whist slightly tipsy and managed to pull 2 kitchen cabinet doors of at once.
At the time? not so funny. now? I still blame the cat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With our thoughts we make the world.
If I think someone is having a pop at me I think of that. Usually it's just the mind perceiving something one way when it's not.
The mind certainly does play tricks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiya molly, sorry you are feeling rough.
Sleep well and I hope you feel better.
I'm rubbish and jokes but I will ask Ash to post a few. They are so bad that they are funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleep well beautiful lady and don't listen to anyone who tells you any different. A minority of ppl here can be spiteful inconsiderate twats but you've got more friends on fab than you probably realise  |
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Well molly I've spotted your profile a few times and im sorry to hear you are not having a great time lately. I haven't messaged/chatted before but you seem a lively person and I hope your feeling a bit better off really soon live and stuff x |
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