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How do you like your pussy being eaten?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?"
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom "
Think his profile tells them enough lol |
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We love his profile confidence... But I aren't sure the cat we are babysitting is interested much in being eaten. I mean it can lick itself pretty well... It seems to do it most the day so it must be a champion pussy licker too...
On a more serious note however.. she says as long as you don't bite her clit it will be fine. The woman that is. Not the cat... X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom
Think his profile tells them enough lol"
 , I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since  ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom
Think his profile tells them enough lol
, I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages "
Hahaha this legit made me laugh out loud |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"[Removes cake from poster at 08/05/19 06:08:08]  "
I need cake.... cake needs eaten.
All I could think that was the OP with fluffy hairy bits and scratch marks from trying to eat a pussy. RPSCA to the rescue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom
Think his profile tells them enough lol
, I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages
Hahaha this legit made me laugh out loud"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom
Think his profile tells them enough lol
, I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages "
Someones just looking for attention with essays lol
Write a book about it, stop loitering here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like when they use teeth.
See people, how hard is it to answer???
If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple.
I was joking. "
 wicked joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like when they use teeth.
See people, how hard is it to answer???
If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple.
I was joking.
wicked joke"
I know, I thought so myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like when they use teeth.
See people, how hard is it to answer???
If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple.
I was joking.
wicked joke
I know, I thought so myself. "
Aww well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like when they use teeth.
See people, how hard is it to answer???
If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple.
I was joking.
wicked joke
I know, I thought so myself.
Aww well done"
Why thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like when they use teeth.
See people, how hard is it to answer???
If you didnt like the question you didnt have to answer, simple.
I was joking.
wicked joke
I know, I thought so myself.
Aww well done
Why thank you!"
You're welcome! |
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"Slowly with finger action"
I like to feel a finger or 2 inside me at the same time as having my clit licked sucked even and then teased as it's at it's most exposed. Wet fingers stroking teasing the whole shabang really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve found that different approaches work more effectively at different times. Sensitivity and mood vary and therefore what my partner enjoys can be different depending. Besides I like to experiment and find new ways of making her climb the walls. Listening to her suggestions and being aware the way she responds to what I am doing is also really important. Needless to say I don’t just use my tongue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each women like their pussy eaten in a certain way, how do you like yours eaten?
It's no good OP, for some strange reason they're not forthcoming about it, but I admire your cunning plan. Time to change tactics I'd venture. Maybe tell them how you would do it...but be prepared for the potential of your inbox being inundated with a Lynx advert like rush. With great talent come great responsibility. Good luck you soon to be lockjawed , alphabet tracing, stiff necked, numb-tongued warrior....nom nom nom nom nom
Think his profile tells them enough lol
, I've just read it now. No wonder they're not replying, they've already been overcome with desire and are probably baying for tongue at his door as we type...maybe they've even broken in and he hasn't been able to come up for air since ....for God sake ladies, no matter how devine his rare talent is he's still just a mortal...he needs air...he can not breath through his ears....save him, save him...knowledge like that can't be hinted at and then not shared...we can't have a glimpse of the light like this only for the chosen one to expire and mankind once again be banished into another millennium of cunnilingus dark ages
Someones just looking for attention with essays lol
Write a book about it, stop loitering here."
Ah Nerdytongue, I thought your post ( and profile for that matter ) was lighthearted. No offense intended, my sincere apology for posting flippantly on what I realise now is a deadly serious subject.
Having read your profile again I see you are actually earnest about you being an oral sex master practitioner. I'm very very humbled and impressed. Again I can only apologise for thinking your tongue was firmly planted in your own cheek  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wish more men would take giving oral to a woman seriously. "
A healthy person will produce healthy cum which is healthy for you to eat lol people just don't realise |
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This tread made us laugh thanks all.
Now we don’t eat pussy. I think it banned here.
Now for licking the other pussy. S likes to be wet normally me upset down so she can play with my cock or 69 but normally it more 67. She likes 2/3 fingers in playing with the g spot, sometimes more Or fingers elsewhere 
Then mainly licking the clit not to much as she get wetter and wetter swapping and changing directions of tongue and speed of fingers till she cums. Then hard doggy style hopefully then she cum again as I do
Hopefully this helps also google have lots of advice from fingers to anal to squirting very helpful xx |
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. You poor poor man, what have they done to you ? I can't but think of the state they have left you in...all I can picture in my minds eye is the open-mouthed shocked expression of a traumatised inflatable sex doll....none of that matters now, what matters is they've unvaginalled you and you can get to a male dentist, with a male dental nurse and male receptionist for treatment before those jaw muscles contract permanently and you get some attention on your poor tongue which undoubtedly looks like that of the guy's off the PlusNet ad....you've done us proud ! 
I hope those women that used your poor moisture wrinkled face all night like a floor buffer are ashamed of themselves today 
...and I hope the sound of you poor muffled protestations of no no no in the early hours ring in their ears for the rest of their lives.... 'nawg nawg nawg' means no ! Pack of cunniligaholic 