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50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
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The fart one gave me a good giggle  |
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"Don’t insert a finger up a guy’s bum and say “hang on....I was wearing a ring” unless you want your hand ripped off when he startles  "
I was just thinking this haha |
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you hear the cry, “wrong hole”!!
Stop pushing 
LJ
Push even harder 
Only if you want to wear your balls as earrings afterwards
LJ"
Hahahaha you bloody would have, if you hadn't stopped pushing. That was funny! 
Holly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheers stingly
Question:
If these rules are unwritten and Lacey doesn’t know about them then there’s no need to obey them surely?
Especially the last one!
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
"
How do you not stop doing a bj if a guy farts ? I would be laughing |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
How do you not stop doing a bj if a guy farts ? I would be laughing "
A peg on your nose, and ear plugs? Bit of a faf, granted. |
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
"
I'm owed something shiny and valuable  |
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
I'm owed something shiny and valuable "
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"Cheers stingly
Question:
If these rules are unwritten and Lacey doesn’t know about them then there’s no need to obey them surely?
Especially the last one!
Oops I did it again isn’t just a classic Britney track you know "
In that case just obey the ones you like the look of.
Always go for the easy wins. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
I'm owed something shiny and valuable "
So am I!
I also want someone to find the patch for the glitch in the first one.
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If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
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Any guidance on farting when the roles are reversed?  |
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
I'm owed something shiny and valuable
So am I!
I also want someone to find the patch for the glitch in the first one.
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
How do you not stop doing a bj if a guy farts ? I would be laughing "
It happened to me at a high end sex party and I had to pull my head away, the fast smelled...but the guy's wife kept going at it. True love aah |
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If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Any guidance on farting when the roles are reversed? "
Blame the cat/dog/penguin.  |
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If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Any guidance on farting when the roles are reversed?
Blame the cat/dog/penguin. "
Urmmmmm
Why would the cat/dog/penguin be present while I had a guy munching my minge?
What kind of pervert do you think I am Stingers? |
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If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Any guidance on farting when the roles are reversed?
Blame the cat/dog/penguin.
Urmmmmm
Why would the cat/dog/penguin be present while I had a guy munching my minge?
What kind of pervert do you think I am Stingers? "
Do NOT answer out loud |
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"50% of the time a woman saying “don’t stop I’m about to come” will make you come and ruin her orgasm. This a cruel glitch that hasn’t yet been patched.
Wash your genitals.
Dot lie about being on the pill.
The difference between “fetish” and “felony” is checking beforehand.
If you’re using anal beads do not pull them out and say “and tonight’s winning Powerball numbers are…………”
As a guy, its an unspoken law to alert your partner before you come.
Don’t blow into the vagina. Ever.
If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections.
One does not just “oops” it in the backdoor.
How do you not stop doing a bj if a guy farts ? I would be laughing "
I think it's what's referred to as profesionalism |
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If you fart whilst receiving a blow job and she keeps going like nothing happened, you are required to buy her something shiny and valuable.
Any guidance on farting when the roles are reversed?
Blame the cat/dog/penguin.
Urmmmmm
Why would the cat/dog/penguin be present while I had a guy munching my minge?
What kind of pervert do you think I am Stingers?
Do NOT answer out loud "
Answers. Going. Round. In. My head.
Must...
Not........
Speakkkkkkkkk.  |
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