Text: "I'll sort the form later xx"
WhatsApp: "Well there's your answer "
FB Messenger: "Hiya, how'd the interview go Sunday? Any more thoughts as to what you're going to do?"
Tis positively pissing down here too sweetheart. Happy Victoire day!
Hope it has already fucked clean off for ya, I'll take it all day here if it gives you a dry one
I love you
Xx
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