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over a year ago
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"Do we have to wear wet suits?
We can be naked if you like  "
Naked works for me!
Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.) |
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"I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone
Are you offering to help us  "
Unfortunately I have never tried it, so I wouldn't be any help to you |
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"Do we have to wear wet suits?
We can be naked if you like
Naked works for me!
Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.)"
When and where? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we have to wear wet suits?
We can be naked if you like
Naked works for me!
Can we have an open invite? Everyone is welcome at our watersports party! (Unless they think it's the other type of watetsports and start peeing on us. That's not cool.)"
Yes, fabulous idea...open invite to all, the more the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can't imagine you'll have much trouble finding someone
Are you offering to help us
Unfortunately I have never tried it, so I wouldn't be any help to you "
Just come to the water sports party |
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"Last time I went kayaking I lost both contact lenses when I capsized and had to be escorted to shore as without them I can't tell which way is land and which is sea lol"
Lol....you’ll be just fine, I can swim very well with armbands  |
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"I can very capably demonstrate how to fall off one repeatedly, I was rubbish when I did it on holiday
You can help then I like falling off things "
Maybe we can learn together? Teamwork makes the dream work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I went kayaking I lost both contact lenses when I capsized and had to be escorted to shore as without them I can't tell which way is land and which is sea lol
Lol....you’ll be just fine, I can swim very well with armbands "
Do we need armbands, we have our own in built floatation aids  |
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol 
Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths "
noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol |
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party "
Ummmmmm  Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!
I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding. |
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol
Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths
noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol "
I'll look after you. |
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol
Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths
noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol
I'll look after you. "
hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can teach you water boarding
Hello stranger ...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring
I'm back and yes I'll bring some noodles too "
I got exciting then I realised you didn't mean the ones you can eat   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol
Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths
noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol
I'll look after you.
hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol "
I dunno.. you try to help someone with water sports.. next thing you're branded a perv  |
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate water i scared i gonna drown!!! even though i can swim lol
Ghengis will be there to look after you, now take deep breaths
noooo i only got icckle breaths!!!! as you can see lol
I'll look after you.
hmmmmm i know your kind of looking after!!!!!!! lol
I dunno.. you try to help someone with water sports.. next thing you're branded a perv "
as my old headmaster used to tell us "if the cap fits" lol, us girls did try and point out we wore berets not caps at which point we go detention lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can teach you water boarding
Hello stranger ...have you armbands and rubber rings you can bring
I'm back and yes I'll bring some noodles too
I got exciting then I realised you didn't mean the ones you can eat "
I can bring them too but they'll get soggy |
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"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding
Who can help "
I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding
Who can help
I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun."
Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result! |
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"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding
Who can help
I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun.
Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result! "
My abs and legs were very sore in the beginning but it's worth it. Flat stomach? Good possibility |
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"Are looking for some lovely men and ladies to teach us paddle boarding
Who can help
I enjoy it and I try and go as often as possible. Great for core/balance. Sorry, I would help you but distance is an issue. Have fun.
Will I finally get a flat stomach? Result!
My abs and legs were very sore in the beginning but it's worth it. Flat stomach? Good possibility"
Maybe I'll fly over and join. This sounds like fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
Ummmmmm Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!
I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding."
Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis |
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"No paddleboard skills but I have a boat and if the worst happens I have proven mouth to mouth skills...and a fluffy towel for rub downs.."
Ooooo. Nice |
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"I'd be a complete chocolate teapot regarding teaching you, but can provide drinks afterwards of that's needed lol
And as was posted above, watching sounds fun haha "
We have armbands don’t be scared |
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There's a lake near where I live that has a large notice proudly extolling the virtues of enjoying water sports .. always makes me smile... like the shed show site offering free erections for its customers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
Ummmmmm Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!
I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding.
Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis "
Not until everyone is up to a Basic Standard, where they're not at risk of drowning. I don't want people dying, because they were distracted by my Willy flopping about all over the place as I do the Health and Saftey bit.
Naked instruction given to Intermediate and Advanced Level Training only I'm afraid. I'll wear low cut boardshorts and take my top off if that helps? |
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"There's a lake near where I live that has a large notice proudly extolling the virtues of enjoying water sports .. always makes me smile... like the shed show site offering free erections for its customers"
I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day it said “ experts in vag” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can.
Hello Ghengis ..can you teach all,of us please, we’re now having a water sports party
Ummmmmm Can we rephrase or I'm running a mile!
I can teach you swimming (county level), wakeboarding, waterskiing, wakeboarding, mono-skiing, kneeboarding and paddleboarding.
Are you happy to this in the nude Ghengis
Not until everyone is up to a Basic Standard, where they're not at risk of drowning. I don't want people dying, because they were distracted by my Willy flopping about all over the place as I do the Health and Saftey bit.
Naked instruction given to Intermediate and Advanced Level Training only I'm afraid. I'll wear low cut boardshorts and take my top off if that helps?"
Oooooo ?..I’ll be in the advanced naked class then |
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"There's a lake near where I live that has a large notice proudly extolling the virtues of enjoying water sports .. always makes me smile... like the shed show site offering free erections for its customers"
We have a sign at a yellow box that reads "make sure your exit is clear before entering" |
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