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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Come to Rhyl Rubi....I'll take you clubbing girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on. "

****thread closed****

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By *igboobstCouple  over a year ago

barrow

Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to Rhyl Rubi....I'll take you clubbing girl "

Yes! I love a good night out. Can we get really lairy and touch guys up on the dancefloor?

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By *edmark07Man  over a year ago

liverpool

Put Liverpool on your hit list. I'll show you the sites.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Come to Rhyl Rubi....I'll take you clubbing girl

Yes! I love a good night out. Can we get really lairy and touch guys up on the dancefloor? "

That was the plan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx "

Sounds lovely. I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

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By *tormchasingCouple  over a year ago

Essex

We could show you the sights of Belfast

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bingley


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how? "

Come to bingley see the 5 rise nice walks country pubs see saltaire world heritage site. And me ill be here to show you around

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Put Liverpool on your hit list. I'll show you the sites. "

Ok but don't talk too fast. A Scouse and a Scot, we're gonna struggle to understand each other!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to Rhyl Rubi....I'll take you clubbing girl

Yes! I love a good night out. Can we get really lairy and touch guys up on the dancefloor?

That was the plan! "

I'm in!

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

Come to York, I'll show you the sights by day and take you drinking rum and dancing by night

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By *hrobbermanMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Come to the wilds of Upper Clydesdale, Upper Nithsdale and Upper Tale. Little here but wild deer, lonely gowks and soaring Buzzards. Lovely wee cafe in Moffat, the splendour of the Grey Mare's Tail and the rugged depths of the Dalveen Pass.

Should warn you though... I was blitzed by a ten minute snowstorm over the weekend there. Seriously.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx

Sounds lovely. I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though! "

FFS you take yer shoes OFF to walk on sand!!!!! lol

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By *ooking4funnowMan  over a year ago

Essex

Saffron walden should definately be a town on your list to visit

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By *edmark07Man  over a year ago

liverpool


"Put Liverpool on your hit list. I'll show you the sites.

Ok but don't talk too fast. A Scouse and a Scot, we're gonna struggle to understand each other! "

This is true but I'm sure you'd get my drift.....if you get my drift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Our wee country" is beautiful and well worth a visit Rubi. We have the world's leading tourist attraction in the Titanic Museum, the Giants Causeway is a wondrous site, or you could take the Game Of Thrones tour and visit some of the locations used in the show and the lakes around NI are stunning with Lough Neagh being the biggest in Britain. Plus the place is full of headers like myself who would be happy to show you around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, it is on the edge of one of the most beautiful parts of England with views from the local National Trust woodlands over 4 counties. It has some of the best restaurants and pubs around and is within 40 minutes of 2 major cities.

As for entertainment you can practise snake charming skills and be rewarded with copious amounts of Doc’s dodgy snake oil, while revelling in ecstatic delirium by experiencing the ancient art of hands-on magic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New Forest. Beautiful. Near the coast too . Meet me in Lymington for a crab supper . X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We could show you the sights of Belfast "

Can we go to the titanic museum?

I like big boats and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny.

When that ship sails in with a rusty salty base

And a big hull in your face

You get sprung!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

Come to bingley see the 5 rise nice walks country pubs see saltaire world heritage site. And me ill be here to show you around "

Will the country pubs have dogs? I like dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get yourself to Stoke.

We can hit the shops, before visiting the monkey forest. Final stop, Rocket Manor for a dinner from my fellas fine cuisine. Cocktails and toys nightcap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to York, I'll show you the sights by day and take you drinking rum and dancing by night "

Can we wear Viking helmets and play donut hoopla?

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bingley


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

Come to bingley see the 5 rise nice walks country pubs see saltaire world heritage site. And me ill be here to show you around

Will the country pubs have dogs? I like dogs "

Dogs welcome good food good drink good times afterwards

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York


"Come to York, I'll show you the sights by day and take you drinking rum and dancing by night

Can we wear Viking helmets and play donut hoopla?"

We can, and pig out in the York chocolate story

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By *tormchasingCouple  over a year ago

Essex


"We could show you the sights of Belfast

Can we go to the titanic museum?

I like big boats and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny.

When that ship sails in with a rusty salty base

And a big hull in your face

You get sprung! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to the wilds of Upper Clydesdale, Upper Nithsdale and Upper Tale. Little here but wild deer, lonely gowks and soaring Buzzards. Lovely wee cafe in Moffat, the splendour of the Grey Mare's Tail and the rugged depths of the Dalveen Pass.

Should warn you though... I was blitzed by a ten minute snowstorm over the weekend there. Seriously."

You know the borders are an area I've never spent much time in. I tend to head north to get away from it all. I did end up in a wetherspoons in Galasheils once though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx

Sounds lovely. I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

FFS you take yer shoes OFF to walk on sand!!!!! lol "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Saffron walden should definately be a town on your list to visit "

It looks beautiful and lovely sense of community when you see people coming together to pay their respects to the fallen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""Our wee country" is beautiful and well worth a visit Rubi. We have the world's leading tourist attraction in the Titanic Museum, the Giants Causeway is a wondrous site, or you could take the Game Of Thrones tour and visit some of the locations used in the show and the lakes around NI are stunning with Lough Neagh being the biggest in Britain. Plus the place is full of headers like myself who would be happy to show you around "

I don't watch game of thrones but if you can get me a flight on a dragon I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes, it is on the edge of one of the most beautiful parts of England with views from the local National Trust woodlands over 4 counties. It has some of the best restaurants and pubs around and is within 40 minutes of 2 major cities.

As for entertainment you can practise snake charming skills and be rewarded with copious amounts of Doc’s dodgy snake oil, while revelling in ecstatic delirium by experiencing the ancient art of hands-on magic"

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wycombe is a dump, but I'd be glad to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"New Forest. Beautiful. Near the coast too . Meet me in Lymington for a crab supper . X"

I don't like seafood.

Can I just have chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get yourself to Stoke.

We can hit the shops, before visiting the monkey forest. Final stop, Rocket Manor for a dinner from my fellas fine cuisine. Cocktails and toys nightcap. "

You had me at monkey

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By *inn2000Woman  over a year ago

belfast


"We could show you the sights of Belfast "

Yep come to Belfast!

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By *om1962Man  over a year ago

Brighton


"I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though! "

Then come to Brighton. Our beaches, including the nudist ones, are pebbles. Don't forget your sandals though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to York, I'll show you the sights by day and take you drinking rum and dancing by night

Can we wear Viking helmets and play donut hoopla?

We can, and pig out in the York chocolate story "

*drools

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wycombe is a dump, but I'd be glad to see you."

Will you give me a hug and a smile?

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By *inn2000Woman  over a year ago

belfast


""Our wee country" is beautiful and well worth a visit Rubi. We have the world's leading tourist attraction in the Titanic Museum, the Giants Causeway is a wondrous site, or you could take the Game Of Thrones tour and visit some of the locations used in the show and the lakes around NI are stunning with Lough Neagh being the biggest in Britain. Plus the place is full of headers like myself who would be happy to show you around "

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By *inn2000Woman  over a year ago

belfast

We've also got the best collection of pubs in the country

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wycombe is a dump, but I'd be glad to see you.

Will you give me a hug and a smile? "

If I get a hug I'll definitely be smiling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get yourself to Stoke.

We can hit the shops, before visiting the monkey forest. Final stop, Rocket Manor for a dinner from my fellas fine cuisine. Cocktails and toys nightcap.

You had me at monkey "

Who doesn't love monkeys, they're ace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We could show you the sights of Belfast

Yep come to Belfast!

"

There seems to be a few of you trying to tempt me! Is this a trap? Am I gonna be recruited to some kind of cult?

I'm not saying I don't want to be, I'd just like to clarify if it's the free love kind of cult or the sacrificing youngish Scottish maidens type?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

Then come to Brighton. Our beaches, including the nudist ones, are pebbles. Don't forget your sandals though. "

Will my feet hurt? How on earth do you lie down?!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on. "

I agree, except visit me not hatter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

****thread closed****

"

I'll get some biscuits in too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes, it is on the edge of one of the most beautiful parts of England with views from the local National Trust woodlands over 4 counties. It has some of the best restaurants and pubs around and is within 40 minutes of 2 major cities.

As for entertainment you can practise snake charming skills and be rewarded with copious amounts of Doc’s dodgy snake oil, while revelling in ecstatic delirium by experiencing the ancient art of hands-on magic

Is that a euphemism? "

Euphemisms? Me? Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

I agree, except visit me not hatter "

Now now! It's nice to share!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We could show you the sights of Belfast

Yep come to Belfast!

"

Forget Belfast.

Head for the North Antrim Coast. Wild, beautiful, high cliffs, rolling waves, never ending empty beaches, ruins, history, a thousand myths and legends, endless skies, and....well if I told everyone they would all move there...

It's the perfect place to escape. Even for a cave man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

****thread closed****

I'll get some biscuits in too.

"

And let me stroke your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We could show you the sights of Belfast

Yep come to Belfast!

Forget Belfast.

Head for the North Antrim Coast. Wild, beautiful, high cliffs, rolling waves, never ending empty beaches, ruins, history, a thousand myths and legends, endless skies, and....well if I told everyone they would all move there...

It's the perfect place to escape. Even for a cave man."

Will you brave leaving your cave to come walking with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course "

What kind of clubs?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

****thread closed****

I'll get some biscuits in too.

And let me stroke your hair? "

That's a given.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Get yourself to Stoke.

We can hit the shops, before visiting the monkey forest. Final stop, Rocket Manor for a dinner from my fellas fine cuisine. Cocktails and toys nightcap.

You had me at monkey

Who doesn't love monkeys, they're ace."

never eaten one! what do they taste like????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get yourself to Stoke.

We can hit the shops, before visiting the monkey forest. Final stop, Rocket Manor for a dinner from my fellas fine cuisine. Cocktails and toys nightcap.

You had me at monkey

Who doesn't love monkeys, they're ace.

never eaten one! what do they taste like???? "

Bad! Get on the naughty step!!

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By *om1962Man  over a year ago

Brighton


"I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

Then come to Brighton. Our beaches, including the nudist ones, are pebbles. Don't forget your sandals though.

Will my feet hurt? How on earth do you lie down?! "

The pebbles are quite smooth and really quite comfortable. If you don't fancy that... you could always lie down on me!

[Damn it. Gone too far. Grabs coat and heads for the door]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

Then come to Brighton. Our beaches, including the nudist ones, are pebbles. Don't forget your sandals though.

Will my feet hurt? How on earth do you lie down?!

The pebbles are quite smooth and really quite comfortable. If you don't fancy that... you could always lie down on me!

[Damn it. Gone too far. Grabs coat and heads for the door]"

Will you float like a lilo if I take you out to sea?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course

What kind of clubs?! "

Pleasures

Eurekas

DV8

All sex/swingers clubs x

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Your camper doesn't float so you can't make it out to the Channel Islands. I'd give you a guided tour of their beauty

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

Telford is worth a detour just so you can have the satisfaction of avoiding it and go to Ironbridge instead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course

What kind of clubs?!

Pleasures

Eurekas

DV8

All sex/swingers clubs x"

Oooooooooh. I've never been to a club but I'd like to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your camper doesn't float so you can't make it out to the Channel Islands. I'd give you a guided tour of their beauty "

It's a magic flying camper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how? "

I am so jealous - no trips booked for us.

However! Yes I think you should visit. We live near Uppingham in Rutland. You can camp at various places but the site at Wing is supposed to be ok. It’s near Rutland water and there are Ospreys nesting there if you like that sort of thing and lots of pubs.

We’d be happy to entertain you. I can cook and we can compare camper stories, and fab stories maybe. Then who knows....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Telford is worth a detour just so you can have the satisfaction of avoiding it and go to Ironbridge instead!"

That bad?

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By *om1962Man  over a year ago

Brighton


"The pebbles are quite smooth and really quite comfortable. If you don't fancy that... you could always lie down on me!

Will you float like a lilo if I take you out to sea? "

I can float... just make sure you've got a good grip!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come along to shakey wakey where we can have a drive around portobello on a stolen moped

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By *hewifeandiCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Come visit us you already know what's here and we'd take you to a club if you fancied

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

I am so jealous - no trips booked for us.

However! Yes I think you should visit. We live near Uppingham in Rutland. You can camp at various places but the site at Wing is supposed to be ok. It’s near Rutland water and there are Ospreys nesting there if you like that sort of thing and lots of pubs.

We’d be happy to entertain you. I can cook and we can compare camper stories, and fab stories maybe. Then who knows...."

We can swap war stories like wounded soldiers! Tell of our horrendous meets from fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

I am so jealous - no trips booked for us.

However! Yes I think you should visit. We live near Uppingham in Rutland. You can camp at various places but the site at Wing is supposed to be ok. It’s near Rutland water and there are Ospreys nesting there if you like that sort of thing and lots of pubs.

We’d be happy to entertain you. I can cook and we can compare camper stories, and fab stories maybe. Then who knows....

We can swap war stories like wounded soldiers! Tell of our horrendous meets from fab "

And boast about the good ones. I can just see you and MissJ laughing at them over a bottle of wine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come along to shakey wakey where we can have a drive around portobello on a stolen moped "

Ok but can we give it back after? I'd feel bad otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course

What kind of clubs?!

Pleasures

Eurekas

DV8

All sex/swingers clubs x

Oooooooooh. I've never been to a club but I'd like to! "

I’m sure you would have fun

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Your camper doesn't float so you can't make it out to the Channel Islands. I'd give you a guided tour of their beauty

It's a magic flying camper "

Be sure to make that detour at the south coast then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come visit us you already know what's here and we'd take you to a club if you fancied "

Can we eat ice cream on the pier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings "

Can we get some hot sexy instructors who have to press their bodies against ours?

I'm good at causing havoc. I like to practice regularly

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By *hewifeandiCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Come visit us you already know what's here and we'd take you to a club if you fancied

Can we eat ice cream on the pier? "

We can do what ever you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings

Can we get some hot sexy instructors who have to press their bodies against ours?

I'm good at causing havoc. I like to practice regularly "

Maybe there’s 1 or 2 on here that will volunteer to help us .im good at causing havoc too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings

Can we get some hot sexy instructors who have to press their bodies against ours?

I'm good at causing havoc. I like to practice regularly

Maybe there’s 1 or 2 on here that will volunteer to help us .im good at causing havoc too "

You can audition them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings

Can we get some hot sexy instructors who have to press their bodies against ours?

I'm good at causing havoc. I like to practice regularly

Maybe there’s 1 or 2 on here that will volunteer to help us .im good at causing havoc too

You can audition them "

You’ll have to help me

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bingley


"Definitely come to Kent! Lovely beaches beautiful countryside some decent clubs and us of course "

I want to visit kent

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bingley


"You should come to Devon Rubi, we can paddle boarding(which I’ve not done yet )...laze on the beach and go out and cause havoc in the evenings "

Have family in exmouth nice part of the country down there

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!


"Telford is worth a detour just so you can have the satisfaction of avoiding it and go to Ironbridge instead!

That bad? "

Not one of God's better achievements

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We could show you the sights of Belfast

Yep come to Belfast!

Forget Belfast.

Head for the North Antrim Coast. Wild, beautiful, high cliffs, rolling waves, never ending empty beaches, ruins, history, a thousand myths and legends, endless skies, and....well if I told everyone they would all move there...

It's the perfect place to escape. Even for a cave man.

Will you brave leaving your cave to come walking with me? "

I love a walk along an empty beach...

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Saffron Walden. North Essex / Herts / Cambs border. Beautiful countryside with a unique micro climate. It’s the California of GT Britain. Hot here today in fact so typing this while sunbathing naked.

Of particular interest - this area has the most attractive middle aged men with incredible technique and sex appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how? "

Come back to the south west and collect me please, pretty please. I need a holiday and I can share the driving

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Come to Shrewsbury and I'll bake for you.

You could visit Jim while your here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Saffron Walden. North Essex / Herts / Cambs border. Beautiful countryside with a unique micro climate. It’s the California of GT Britain. Hot here today in fact so typing this while sunbathing naked.

Of particular interest - this area has the most attractive middle aged men with incredible technique and sex appeal. "

I'm Scottish. We melt in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

Come back to the south west and collect me please, pretty please. I need a holiday and I can share the driving "

Now that sounds ideal! I bloody hate driving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come bracknell and see me!!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Telford is worth a detour just so you can have the satisfaction of avoiding it and go to Ironbridge instead!

That bad?

Not one of God's better achievements "

I laughed way too much then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to Shrewsbury and I'll bake for you.

You could visit Jim while your here. "

You had me at cake! Jim is an added bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come along to shakey wakey where we can have a drive around portobello on a stolen moped

Ok but can we give it back after? I'd feel bad otherwise. "

ifwe must

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

Come back to the south west and collect me please, pretty please. I need a holiday and I can share the driving

Now that sounds ideal! I bloody hate driving "

Take it in turns to be dessy driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come bracknell and see me!!"

You didn't tell me why!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry haha! Thought the fact you'd see me was enough;) there's ascot racing and soo many other things to go and do pm an il tell you more. You can have my tongue on your clit too mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cardiff is lovely in the spring time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worcester is shit. We've got a nice river and a couple of hills and that's about it. Right on the M5 if you're passing by on your way down to somewhere more interesting. Tea break pit stop?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!


"Worcester is shit. We've got a nice river and a couple of hills and that's about it. Right on the M5 if you're passing by on your way down to somewhere more interesting. Tea break pit stop?"

I like Worcester, there's also the canal,Diglis basin, an underwater cricket ground, some nice old buildings ....and Crown Gate..., ok you win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry haha! Thought the fact you'd see me was enough;) there's ascot racing and soo many other things to go and do pm an il tell you more. You can have my tongue on your clit too mmmm"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cardiff is lovely in the spring time "

I love a Welsh accent. You'd have to take me out to hear some

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Worcester is shit. We've got a nice river and a couple of hills and that's about it. Right on the M5 if you're passing by on your way down to somewhere more interesting. Tea break pit stop?"

I like rivers and hills

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on. "

Nooo. I'm in Birmingham come see me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worcester is shit. We've got a nice river and a couple of hills and that's about it. Right on the M5 if you're passing by on your way down to somewhere more interesting. Tea break pit stop?

I like rivers and hills "

You'd be made most welcome if you did come.

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By *icetouch83Man  over a year ago

swansea

You can come see me in Swansea rubi anytime beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come down to Oxford. I'll show you around the sights oxfords famous Spiers then my own spier ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

Nooo. I'm in Birmingham come see me "

She can't, she's coming to tell me how pretty I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

Nooo. I'm in Birmingham come see me "

I think Birmingham is turning into a group session!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bath ish / Manchester ish is fucking hideous....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can come see me in Swansea rubi anytime beautiful "

Will you throw me over your shoulder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come down to Oxford. I'll show you around the sights oxfords famous Spiers then my own spier ??"

Is it as big?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should come to Birmingham just to meet me. Forget the rest, just come to bed and I'll put the kettle on.

Nooo. I'm in Birmingham come see me

She can't, she's coming to tell me how pretty I am. "

So pretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cardiff is lovely in the spring time

I love a Welsh accent. You'd have to take me out to hear some "

Shit! *Practices Welsh accent

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By *icetouch83Man  over a year ago

swansea


"You can come see me in Swansea rubi anytime beautiful

Will you throw me over your shoulder? "

Of course I won't be climbing ladders though just the stairs to bed

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Come to Liverpool. We'll go the Albert Dock then drinks around Matthew Street x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come down to Oxford. I'll show you around the sights oxfords famous Spiers then my own spier ??

Is it as big? "

well mine is crooked, and very famous well the one in chesterfield. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to Liverpool. We'll go the Albert Dock then drinks around Matthew Street x"

Sounds great!

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Come to Liverpool. We'll go the Albert Dock then drinks around Matthew Street x

Sounds great! "

Open invitation for you x

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

An afternon/evening in Craven Street, just don't plan to drive anywhere the next day.

Oh and bring plenty of beer money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An afternon/evening in Craven Street, just don't plan to drive anywhere the next day.

Oh and bring plenty of beer money."

Does anyone come there willingly or do I need to be sent?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come to Liverpool! It's rubbish, though - we'll have to stay in...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx

Sounds lovely. I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though! "

Don't wear shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come to Liverpool! It's rubbish, though - we'll have to stay in... "

Netflix and chill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barrow-in-Furness and the Furness peninsula are worth visiting, loads of beaches mostly empty, short drive to the lakes, Piel island is a lovely little place to busy while your here. There is a good selection of places to eat overall it’s great little corner of the world, and we would take you on a nice walk out with a meal at the end or anything else you wanted so xx

Sounds lovely. I love beaches. Bloody hate sand in my shoes though!

Don't wear shoes. "

it sticks to your feet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't know if it's worth coming to where I'm from in Huntingdon but pretty sure my partner would love to get his hands on you lol

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

The new forest is always worth a visit anytime of year. Plenty of sights to see and plenty of places to hideaway when the need arises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come down to Oxford. I'll show you around the sights oxfords famous Spiers then my own spier ??

Is it as big? "

If you look at Oxford spire from a distance then yes ??

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"An afternon/evening in Craven Street, just don't plan to drive anywhere the next day.

Oh and bring plenty of beer money.

Does anyone come there willingly or do I need to be sent? "

Its normally a bit of a blur how you got there in the first place but people keep coming again afterward.

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By *hewifeandiCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Camper van well up north just zigzag your way south you see some lovely people along the way and have many stories to tell when you eventually get home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how? "

We have a hotel to get you out the camper for a night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The pool. My second home used to drink on Matthew street good times. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The East Midlands has robin hood and his band of merry men. Shopping and couple of castles. Near Birmingham ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come to Liverpool! It's rubbish, though - we'll have to stay in...

Netflix and chill? "

Or NowTV and naughtiness?

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I don't live there any more but for some peace and quiet, really good pubs and great food... The Yorkshire dales can not be beaten.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pop into Bristol, tiz a nice little town with a good vibe, you will have to find another guide though I am buggering west a few thousand miles for a few months travelling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On my travels. I'm packing the camper and setting off on my UK tour.

Should I come to your town? Is it worth a visit? What are the highlights?

Will you entertain me while I'm there? If so how?

We have a hotel to get you out the camper for a night x"

I like a bit of luxury!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The East Midlands has robin hood and his band of merry men. Shopping and couple of castles. Near Birmingham ha ha x"

I like men in tights

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't live there any more but for some peace and quiet, really good pubs and great food... The Yorkshire dales can not be beaten."

I could do with some peace and quiet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pop into Bristol, tiz a nice little town with a good vibe, you will have to find another guide though I am buggering west a few thousand miles for a few months travelling."

It's alright. I lived there for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a fabulous time.

You will have to let me know if you're in or around the Southend area

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oxford! Stay on my canal boat.

You know you'll love it.

X

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