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"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me  "
Tanks work for me too. Why sweat, toil and risk a nasty injury when you can crack open a beer, pop the aircon on and get the job done effortlessly from the comfort of your seat. Then back to the club house for drinking and adoring groupies. |
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"Take you lot out with my T34 Tank ...although the Dragon would certainly scare me "
I see your T34 Tank and raise you my AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter.  |
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"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour."
Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.
The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey. |
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"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour.
Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.
The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey. "
Or you could make him run screaming from the frying pan, as long as it had just been used to cook bacon. |
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"If you had to fight in the gladiatoral arena what would be your weapon of choice?
I'm going with a really heavy frying pan.
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Pugal stick!!! man I always played gladiators with my brothers growing up!!! |
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"A big box of worms!...A rancid box of dead and living sun cooked worms!"
Sorry bud but I don't think the worms are going to cut it. We're fighting gladiators, not toddlers..
If we do get attacked by toddlers though, I'll shout you. Deal? |
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"A blunt gladius, a pair of clackers and a Gillette Contour.
Clackers were banned at our school so I'm thinking yeah they could be a tasty choice.
The gladioli might come in handy if you're fighting Morrisey.
Or you could make him run screaming from the frying pan, as long as it had just been used to cook bacon."
Morrissey is hardcore, he might attack with his quiff... |
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"Chainmail and a mace
Is that mace or Mace?
Do they do nickle free chainmail? I'm allergic
Yes they do a version made from platted spaghetti  "
Phew, good to know. Dont want to be itchy while I'm slaying. |
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