Homogenise - separate fat gays from the slim, saving time when studying both possibilities of sexuality and obesity inheritance, of people who wear Levis.

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By *ophisticatsCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Entente Cordiale... from the French version... Translation = My two aunts want a soft drink...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hamstring: skimpy undies for pigs.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Forgotten - to miss the number between 9 & 11 when counting

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Bumbling - cracking jewellery

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

petulent - the cat your neighbour borrowed from you

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Boobies - to scare the inhabitants of a hive

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Promote - in favour of aqueous castle defence mechanism

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Frugal - a search engine for fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Countryside - killing Piers Morgan

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Grecian Urn

Ten Drachmas per hour (pre-€, of course)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Basting - West Indian sub woofer...

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Basting - West Indian sub woofer..."

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Miasma - the reason I carry my inhaler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Collywobbles - a 3 legged dog

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

Hunger- to have a larger penis

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Woodpecker - might consider giving her a small kiss

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Television

Watching someone telling you lies.

Example: BBC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squid - several pounds

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Barrier - Even more Barry than Barry

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Mississippi - what Neil from the young ones might call his wife

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Incarnation - immersed in condensed milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Incarnation - immersed in condensed milk"

Oh yes please! That sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine- it’s healthy than water (more a slogan but one I believe in)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barrier - Even more Barry than Barry "

This is, by far, my new favourite. Doffs cap*

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Boing - manufacturer of rubber aircraft

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Asking - A monarch who practices sodomy

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Suffocation - a holiday in East Anglia

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Spice.

What a posh married person has.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fffin love this thread

I had to go through Uxbridge last week

This would have been invaluable in the petrol garage

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Oboe.

What Irish people shoot arrows with.

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Omission - searching for Nessa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Canopy -tin of piss

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