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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?"
now for those of us that dont speak sarcasm  |
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"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?"
Think the most I’ve done to the thanks but we’re not looking for a guy at the moment is to add, unless you’re stunning good looking with a beautiful cock!
With the usual cut and paste messages that have already sent before, I usually send a screen shot of my last reply (before blocking)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find sarcasm yo be generally underrated, often dubbed "the lowest form of wit". That might be the case but its awfully cathartic  "
We think it’s the most intelligent form of wit that’s why it’s lost on most 
We usually reply nicely even though it’s obvious they haven’t read our profile which clearly states we don’t meet or they are just trying their luck.
If they play nice we stay polite but if they start behaving like an arse they get the sharp end of Holly’s sarcastic tongue
I am good at sarcasm but Holly is and Olympic gold medalist at it!!  |
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I find that quite often the people at work making regular sarcastic comments are people I'd rather not spend time with.
Life's to short as it is, so have a little smile to yourself at the message they've sent, ignore it and you'll be a lot happier.
Have a great week everyone,
Be happy
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All the time. Some of my replies have been epic, even if i do say so myself
If someone sends me shite/rude/pestering or presumptious messages then they've asked for it... especially the ones who cant take no for an answer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes i send random answers and they ask what
I say you couldnt be arsed to read my profile so i couldn't be arsed to read the message
Or if i get a cock pic i say whos is the botton mushroom |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that sometimes sends sarcastic replies to messages that make no sense or the sender has obviously not looked at my profile and sends a short and pointless message, or does anyone else do it?
Think the most I’ve done to the thanks but we’re not looking for a guy at the moment is to add, unless you’re stunning good looking with a beautiful cock!
With the usual cut and paste messages that have already sent before, I usually send a screen shot of my last reply (before blocking)
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I sometimes do this- screenshot my having already said no thank you to the previous 3 cut n paste hi how are fancy a chat messages from the same guy. (I wasn't sure if my last message had been sent is the usual response - to which I think bollocks!)
Occasionally, I screenshot my bio and circle the part they've ignored. (I did try and add screenshots of my bio so I could put it in my public gallery but mods wouldn't allow as no body parts in it - thought there was a better chance of it being read in there.)
Sometimes I will help them out and tell them why it's a no thank you.
It really is mood dependent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a few special responses for people:
Hey, thanks for the Wink or Friends request, that’s a nice [select as appropriate] {Vagina, Penis, Bum, Foot, Boobs, Picture of your soap filled bath with body parts or other obscenity}. Wonder if you have any other normal body parts, perhaps in the right places too? We like to check these things for obvious abnormalities such as multiple heads, scissors attached to your hands like Edward or Freddie. Perhaps you could send an introduction to show that you can speak, that’s always a bonus? a few words or some additional supporting photos. It would be nice to know who to wink back to, after all we may end up naked together. For all we know you could be our next door neighbour Teddy and his socially awkward fiancé who sadly has to wear a balaclava all year round so as to not distract motorists in sheer horror on their longer than average commute to their mistress. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi,
We are both up for the idea of blindfolds in a silent room with no talking, making incredibly passionate love until the small hours of the morning, however we would normally check who’s going into the room first so that we can make sure we are initially compatible or interested in some way. You have sent us a wink, friends request or message but sadly your profile doesn’t allow us to make any assumptions as your profile is more closed than a nuns knickers on a Sunday mass. We would both appreciate if you would like a response that you put some words or pictures together so that we may look at the future possibilities together and strike some common starting ground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for the friends request, your vagina and penis look cute (although photos are a bit dated), we’re sure there’s much more to your personality and looks than that though 
Without a wink or a message it feels like your jumping straight to second base, but we love foreplay so much it would be a shame to ruin the build up a little  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I do it usually spurs them on as they see it as confidence and apparently that's attractive... 
I'm sarcastic 99% of the time tbh, most ppl don't get it though, but I'm fine with that.... |
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