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over a year ago
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"Normally find putting me teeth back in and leering whilst scratching me nuts has an effect..
Although it's not often the desired one.. "
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" Alka seltzer on the tongue then down on the groin like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.
Hours and hours doing. Sometimes I don't even notice they left "
Swap for some Space Dust n you've got a date. |
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"Normally find putting me teeth back in and leering whilst scratching me nuts has an effect..
Although it's not often the desired one..
Is that Male or female posting this? "
What, and spoil the surprise..  |
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"Normally find putting me teeth back in and leering whilst scratching me nuts has an effect..
Although it's not often the desired one..
Is that Male or female posting this?
What, and spoil the surprise.. "
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
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"Normally find putting me teeth back in and leering whilst scratching me nuts has an effect..
Although it's not often the desired one..
Is that Male or female posting this?
What, and spoil the surprise.. "
That made me chuckle...rather too much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be easier to say what im bad at so relaxing
Pah! So what one thing are you bad at ?"
The 69. When you get to my age, damned stiff neck stops me getting in the salad box, so I just lay flat and blow on the curtains whilst pinned down looking like an inflatable toy being blown up.
I swear I played Freres Jaques once on the old kebab whilst blowing. |
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"Be easier to say what im bad at so relaxing
Pah! So what one thing are you bad at ?
The 69. When you get to my age, damned stiff neck stops me getting in the salad box, so I just lay flat and blow on the curtains whilst pinned down looking like an inflatable toy being blown up.
I swear I played Freres Jaques once on the old kebab whilst blowing. "
That made me laugh but only cos I have similar probs.
Im five five..... my other half is five eleven......
He can't understand that whichever way we go about it one of us is naval gazing....
Try a side job.
I prefer one to have the attention if truth be known.....
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