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Service at the services

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hoping this will get spotted. Got a long drive and looking for a break around Cobham / Beaconsfield. Maybe a little fumble around in the services will make this trip a little easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caffeine and naps will also make it easier. And a McDonald’s. And a good playlist.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

WH Smith sell Haribos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of truckers will offer a good fumble. They might chuck a Ginsters pasty into the bargain too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haribo it is then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Post a meet and see what happens

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Post a meet and see what happens"

I always wonder why people post looking in the forum first when hardly anyone uses it.

Good luck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bing Bong.......

Assistance needed in the Motorway aisle!

All women aged 18 - 40 please make your way to Beaconsfield services immediately where you will be able to pick up your fumble of the day!

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post a meet and see what happens"

And when you are there, use the who is close by feature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Post a meet and see what happens

I always wonder why people post looking in the forum first when hardly anyone uses it.

Good luck

Forum seemed pretty active. Even if no one wanted to meet. A bit of chat and banter never goes a miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cobham? Are you travelling from Brighton? Bloody hell thats not even an hour into the journey! You’re better off having a wank before you leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cobham? Are you travelling from Brighton? Bloody hell thats not even an hour into the journey! You’re better off having a wank before you leave

Back to Brighton!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a motorway services....everything’s vastly overpriced, tastes like old flip flops and leaves you feeling deflated.

In reality he’ll get 68 year old Barbara with big oily hands, from changing his,I mean her lorry tyres.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" It’s a motorway services....everything’s vastly overpriced, tastes like old flip flops and leaves you feeling deflated.

In reality he’ll get 68 year old Barbara with big oily hands, from changing his,I mean her lorry tyres."

That sounds like your talking from experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bing Bong.......

Assistance needed in the Motorway aisle!

All women aged 18 - 40 please make your way to Beaconsfield services immediately where you will be able to pick up your fumble of the day!

Thank you."

Hahaha public service announcement!!!

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