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Sexy funny kinky quotes.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bit of fun this evening.

1. Keep it two two per post.

2. Your own or someone else's.

I'll kick off.

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." ~ Anon

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." ~ Anon

By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

If i licked it, it’s mine.

Your face would look better between my legs.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If i licked it, it’s mine.

Your face would look better between my legs.

Ouch

By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Your face would look great as a chair.

Don't tease it, face fuck it.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure." ~ Thomas Szasz

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t boil water and leave it unattended