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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry

Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because he is a character in a film

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"Because he is a character in a film "

some characters in films have beards...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Because he is a character in a film

some characters in films have beards...

"

james bond never has a beard

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area

Some men don't get facial hair...

That was easy...

NEXT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

because when he licksj anes pussy he would tickle her and that would then invite the monkeys along whod get excited and it would turn into a nasty bout of aids and filth

well thats my theory lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?...."

For the same reason Jane didn't have hair legs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because he is a character in a film

some characters in films have beards...

"

Ok, because the director didn't want tarzan to have a beard ... it was a artistic/stylistic decision... perhaps the lead actor didn't suit a beard.

or

He uses depilatory cream from the Ugandan hairy orchid, which has a very corrosive, yet soothing sap.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"

james bond never has a beard "

Bet he's got a razor though

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By *littylikka69Man  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Because he is a character in a film

some characters in films have beards...

james bond never has a beard "

oh yes he did!,i saw one film recently with brosnan and he had a beard,mind you he had just been released in prisoner exchange and as soon as he could he showered and had a shave too!.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Because he is a character in a film

some characters in films have beards...

james bond never has a beard

oh yes he did!,i saw one film recently with brosnan and he had a beard,mind you he had just been released in prisoner exchange and as soon as he could he showered and had a shave too!. "

that wasnt a beard...that was bumfluff!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?...."

maybe he takes testosterone inhibitors?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

seven minutes past four

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area

My question...

Why is there a programme called "When animals attack"?

Why isn't it called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals"!?

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

Someone found them and realised they all good interpreters.........

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"
aint it about time you got off ya arse and stopped sunning yaself?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

Because noone is daft enough to cook glue!

Gawd im good at this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english

Someone found them and realised they all good interpreters........."

well ive come up with my own idea. I think its because they are good mimics. Living in the jungles and that they mimic animals ect so i think that is what they are doing

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?aint it about time you got off ya arse and stopped sunning yaself? "

you should see the tan... and i booked my next one for april xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do women change their minds so much?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english

Someone found them and realised they all good interpreters.........

well ive come up with my own idea. I think its because they are good mimics. Living in the jungles and that they mimic animals ect so i think that is what they are doing"

So the animals speak english?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"Why do women change their minds so much?"

Cause they can.....

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Why do women change their minds so much?"

Because we are Female

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? "

you wouldnt want them to get hiv....

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? "

last min stay of execution?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why aren't blueberries blue?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english

Someone found them and realised they all good interpreters.........

well ive come up with my own idea. I think its because they are good mimics. Living in the jungles and that they mimic animals ect so i think that is what they are doing

So the animals speak english?

"

no lol, i mean they mimic animal sounds so are just good at mimicing mind you some animals are easier to understand than humans

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Why aren't blueberries blue?"

Aren't they?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why aren't blueberries blue?

Aren't they?"

nope they is purple

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"Why aren't blueberries blue?"

and why dont blue noses have blue noses ?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?...."

because when the characters were originally 'invented' people didnt trust facial hair (the same as the reason james bond didnt have a beard).

never notice how most screen 'baddies' have a beard of some description????

also, beards hide strong jaw bones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

because some zulu dialects sound exactly the same as english (if you believe that then im a rich philanthropist with a cock tucked into the top of my socks lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My question...

Why is there a programme called "When animals attack"?

Why isn't it called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals"!?"

because 'when people sit at home stroking thier dogs' doesnt make good tv. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

teflon, like swinging, is one sided. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do women change their minds so much?"

because they can

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By *ath-N-DelCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow area


"My question...

Why is there a programme called "When animals attack"?

Why isn't it called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals"!?

because 'when people sit at home stroking thier dogs' doesnt make good tv. lol"

Oh dunno bout that!!

I once had over 500 viewers watch me stroke my pussy

And I do mean pussy cat!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? "

health and safety.

incase they prick themselves.

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

teflon, like swinging, is one sided. lol"

Good answer...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why aren't blueberries blue?"

because greenland isnt green.

its just a name.

im getting good at this lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why, in the game of rugby, is it called a try? when in fact it is succesful?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

Easy - they mix the non stick long chain polymer coating with a sticky polymer that's heavier than the non-stick component. The pan bottom is pitted to allow the sticky polymer to adhere to the pan bottom and during the curing process it sinks, allowing the long chain polymer to rise to the top. Once its baked on you get your non stick coating on the top layer.

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented ?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

Teflon can stick to things, but not the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do women change their minds so much?"

They want their mind to match when they are wearing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you try to fail at something and succeeded in failing, have you really failed, Eh ?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why, in the game of rugby, is it called a try? when in fact it is successful?"

A try is the kick, and if they do score from the kick it a conversion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"why, in the game of rugby, is it called a try? when in fact it is successful?

A try is the kick, and if they do score from the kick it a conversion "

thought a try was when the ball was grounded at the end of the field...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is a white grape green?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why, in the game of rugby, is it called a try? when in fact it is successful?

A try is the kick, and if they do score from the kick it a conversion

thought a try was when the ball was grounded at the end of the field..."

you are right.

the kick is a conversion or a penalty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is a white grape green?"

just the skin is green, not the pullp held within

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why do some people think they know everything? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do women change their minds so much?"

Cheat...

Youre supposed to ask questions that have answers...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

James Bond and a beard

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3885253/Daniel-Craig-to-be-James-Beard.html

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry

What about Tarzan ?....

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

because they've ate that many missionaries over the years, (oooh fancy that, eating in the missionary position, whatever next)that English is in their DNA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

Dr Livingstone I presume xx

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

If global warming really is leading to increased sea levels, then why are all the boats and ships still on top of the water?

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By *xxmale76xxxMan  over a year ago

inverness

why do they call it " practicing safe sex"?

when do you get to do it for real?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well noone has answered my question of the month yet

If an interviewer goes to a lost zulu tribe how come some of them can speak english"

Angazi !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?...."

He learned to shave using his father knife - it was in the books

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?....

He learned to shave using his father knife - it was in the books"

Thank you granny x

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Did Trazan spoon with Jane?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Did Trazan spoon with Jane?"

Dunno bout that but he was a swinger xx

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By *uro anchor OP   Man  over a year ago

Coventry


"

Did Trazan spoon with Jane?

Dunno bout that but he was a swinger xx"

Do you think he would come on here as a couple, single man or couple and a monkey ?....

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Anyone got any questions..

Sure theres people on here with the answers..

My question is..

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard ?...."

he lives close to a boots branch.

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