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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here's the game:

Write a profile, status update or forum thread in the style of someone famous. Lets see who can guess who they are!

It can be a real person or a character.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Status update; "May the faaaccckkking fourth be wi-yer geezer"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll go first:

Looking to meat-dress to impress and you'll catch my attention. I sometimes like to share with friends, I'll get them on the telephone if we decide to do that. I can't help being naughty, I was born this way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Status update; "May the faaaccckkking fourth be wi-yer geezer""

Danny Dyer?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Status update; "May the faaaccckkking fourth be wi-yer geezer""

Is this P.P. ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go first:

Big bad lady gaga

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Status update; "May the faaaccckkking fourth be wi-yer geezer"

Is this P.P. ?"

Or Danny Dyer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go first:

Gaga innit.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go first:

It's the Lady herself, the one and only gaga! Faf?

Peach x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'll go first:

Lady Ga Ga

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Status update; "May the faaaccckkking fourth be wi-yer geezer"

Danny Dyer? "

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine was gaga

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I'd love to organise a boat party, but going by the response, I think mine's too small..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forum post: the women here are so superficial. No one wants to meet me and I've got a hunch it's because of my looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forum post: the women here are so superficial. No one wants to meet me and I've got a hunch it's because of my looks. "

Haha! Quasimodo

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still can’t walk we was absolutely ruined on Thursday..

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm an school classy broad.

Come up and see me sometime. Join the queue, as it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Forum post: the women here are so superficial. No one wants to meet me and I've got a hunch it's because of my looks.

Haha! Quasimodo

Peach x"
yeah

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I will be phenomenal to women, yes I will! I want to help women. Real women. I’m an excellent lover, I mean really excellent. I just love women, and they love me. I’m a real pussy grabber.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thread post....'I can't say it enough, this site was made for men like you, the way your cock performs on the screen is fantastic. 10 million percent yes!'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I'd love to organise a boat party, but going by the response, I think mine's too small...""
the guy from jaws?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will be phenomenal to women, yes I will! I want to help women. Real women. I’m an excellent lover, I mean really excellent. I just love women, and they love me. I’m a real pussy grabber. "

The Donald

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still can’t walk we was absolutely ruined on Thursday.."

Is this a footballer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thread post....'I can't say it enough, this site was made for men like you, the way your cock performs on the screen is fantastic. 10 million percent yes!'

Peach x"
Simon cowell?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm an school classy broad.

Come up and see me sometime. Join the queue, as it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Mae West

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still can’t walk we was absolutely ruined on Thursday..

Is this a footballer? "

Nope

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thread post....'I can't say it enough, this site was made for men like you, the way your cock performs on the screen is fantastic. 10 million percent yes!'

Peach x Simon cowell? "

Sounds more like David.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thread post....'I can't say it enough, this site was made for men like you, the way your cock performs on the screen is fantastic. 10 million percent yes!'

Peach x Simon cowell? "

Yay!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Forum post: "I have seen many swingers and many swingers sites and they done a great job, really great job. The best job. But China – I love that book."

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

""I'd love to organise a boat party, but going by the response, I think mine's too small..." the guy from jaws? "

Yup... I did think I'd been a bit vague, but you got it!

Roy Schneider

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I will be phenomenal to women, yes I will! I want to help women. Real women. I’m an excellent lover, I mean really excellent. I just love women, and they love me. I’m a real pussy grabber.

The Donald"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forum post: the women here are so superficial. No one wants to meet me and I've got a hunch it's because of my looks. "

Quasi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab is like a box of chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will be phenomenal to women, yes I will! I want to help women. Real women. I’m an excellent lover, I mean really excellent. I just love women, and they love me. I’m a real pussy grabber. "

Potus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the birds follow the fabster, it is because they think the mackerel will be hard and want to see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fab is like a box of chocolates "
forest gump! (My phone changed it to hump which seemed apt

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the birds follow the fabster, it is because they think the mackerel will be hard and want to see."
eric

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I loves miss sally i do.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fab is like a box of chocolates forest gump! (My phone changed it to hump which seemed apt

Ha ah perfect autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see naked people

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

[Removed by poster at 04/05/19 11:11:21]

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm an school classy broad.

Come up and see me sometime. Join the queue, as it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Mae West"

It is...I love a bit of Mae West

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I loves miss sally i do..... "

Worzel Gummidge

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"When the birds follow the fabster, it is because they think the mackerel will be hard and want to see."

Eric Cantona

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I loves miss sally i do..... "

pmf!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forum post: "I have seen many swingers and many swingers sites and they done a great job, really great job. The best job. But China – I love that book."

Trump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the birds follow the fabster, it is because they think the mackerel will be hard and want to see.

Eric Cantona"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

You want the truth about Fab? I'm not sure you can handle it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loves miss sally i do..... "
worzel gumage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loves miss sally i do.....

pmf!!!"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I loves miss sally i do.....

Worzel Gummidge"

I originally said Benny from Crossroads... but that would be Miss Diane!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Forum post: "I have seen many swingers and many swingers sites and they done a great job, really great job. The best job. But China – I love that book."

Trump?"

Spot on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I loves miss sally i do.....

Worzel Gummidge"

Yayyyyyy thought that would go unsolved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm the king of the swingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smaaaaaashed your fanny up betty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I loves miss sally i do.....

pmf!!!"

Ahhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loves miss sally i do.....

pmf!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah !"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Smaaaaaashed your fanny up betty"

Barney Rubble ?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You might be wondering what a meet with me will be all about - let me tell you that I shan't be shooting my load until I can see the whites of your eyes, and while your back doors won't get bashed in, they might get blown off - whatever happens the experience will be educating and you'll always find me dressed to kill

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'The impotence of being ED'

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

"Smaaaaaashed your fanny up betty"

Hulk

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I'm the king of the swingers

King Louie, Jungle book

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You might be wondering what a meet with me will be all about - let me tell you that I shan't be shooting my load until I can see the whites of your eyes, and while your back doors won't get bashed in, they might get blown off - whatever happens the experience will be educating and you'll always find me dressed to kill"

Boris ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want the truth about Fab? I'm not sure you can handle it!"

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Meet request-looking for a f to join me and my partner. My dog might watch but it's ok he's on another planet

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"'The impotence of being ED'"

Oscar Wilde

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

My name is Michael Caine

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smaaaaaashed your fanny up betty

Hulk

"
smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Boris ?"

Nope

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am one of the stately homos of Fabland.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Michael Cane

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My name is Michael Caine "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't go to the Pub send us your fucking money now

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I am one of the stately homos of Fabland."

It's me isn't it?

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Status update: "Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee."

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Don't go to the Pub send us your fucking money now"

Sir Bob

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

From Danny Dyer to Oscar Wilde...

Think I have to question how my brain works?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Status update: "Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee." "

It's got to be Mohammad Ali

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

My friend Charles doesn't like watersports.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is not the cock your looking for

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

If things go badly wrong, we can just go down the pub until it sorts itself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Status update: "Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee." "
1 prick and dead

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"This is not the cock your looking for"

Obi wan Kenobi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go to the Pub send us your fucking money now

Sir Bob"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is not the cock your looking for

Obi wan Kenobi"

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Status update: "Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee."

It's got to be Mohammad Ali"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I was gonna meet this little girl from Fab the other week she said don't come through the front door but tiptoe in round the back.I said alright but make sure it's open,or I might have to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Status update: "Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee." 1 prick and dead

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Well I was gonna meet this little girl from Fab the other week she said don't come through the front door but tiptoe in round the back.I said alright but make sure it's open,or I might have to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine again? He's persistent that fella

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Michael Caine.... again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looking to meet ladies I am.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo pens and notebooks

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Looking to meet ladies I am. "

Yoda

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

The first rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab. The second rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

All right my loves! Let’s see that underwear ‘higher?’ Or ‘Lower’? Now give us a twirl and you might be my favourite.

Nice to fuck you, to fuck you, nice!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Still got two back up there that seem to have foxed you lot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All right my loves! Let’s see that underwear ‘higher?’ Or ‘Lower’? Now give us a twirl and you might be my favourite.

Nice to fuck you, to fuck you, nice! "
brucie!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"All right my loves! Let’s see that underwear ‘higher?’ Or ‘Lower’? Now give us a twirl and you might be my favourite.

Nice to fuck you, to fuck you, nice! "

Bruce Forsythe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The first rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab. The second rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab."
brad Pitt?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If things go badly wrong, we can just go down the pub until it sorts itself."

Nick Frost and/or Simon Pegg (or their characters from Shaun Of The Dead)

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"All right my loves! Let’s see that underwear ‘higher?’ Or ‘Lower’? Now give us a twirl and you might be my favourite.

Nice to fuck you, to fuck you, nice! brucie! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still got two back up there that seem to have foxed you lot?"
I can't get them!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"If things go badly wrong, we can just go down the pub until it sorts itself.

Nick Frost and/or Simon Pegg (or their characters from Shaun Of The Dead)"

Yup, Simon Pegg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate her vagina with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I ate her vagina with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Hannibal Licked Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want it raaaaaaw and riddleeeeed precious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My FWB always told me FAB is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate her vagina with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Hannibal Licked Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate her vagina with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Hannibal Licked Her

like it

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By *ndyC2203Man over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

A few good men,

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I know what you're thinking: 'Did he repeat six times or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is my cock, the most powerful cock in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't Like You I Loved you

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I am one of the stately homos of Fabland."

Any more clues

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he repeat six times or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is my cock, the most powerful cock in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"

Clint Eastwood

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"A few good men,

Gene Hackman

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The first rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab. The second rule of Fab is: You do not talk about Fab. brad Pitt? "

Or was it really Edward Norton?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Clint Eastwood "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yaksimesh! I am here in the forum to attract a woman who has shave down below. I like a woman with a nice virgin and the big boobies. High 5!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am one of the stately homos of Fabland.

Any more clues "
quinten crisp

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Yaksimesh! I am here in the forum to attract a woman who has shave down below. I like a woman with a nice virgin and the big boobies. High 5!"

Your wife, she is a dead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gigg-er-dy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me and my brother are looking for a threesome hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yaksimesh! I am here in the forum to attract a woman who has shave down below. I like a woman with a nice virgin and the big boobies. High 5!

Your wife, she is a dead? "

Very nice, I like you, you like me? High 5!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heavily into water sports and love Biggus Dickus

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Heavily into water sports and love Biggus Dickus

But what about his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heavily into water sports and love Biggus Dickus

But what about his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am looking for a rather special lady who will let me call them mum, mummy, ma, mumma, mum, mummy, ma, ma, mummy, mum, mum, mum, mummy, mumma...haha love you!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Heavily into water sports and love Biggus Dickus

But what about his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks?

Chucking here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yaksimesh! I am here in the forum to attract a woman who has shave down below. I like a woman with a nice virgin and the big boobies. High 5!"
Haha Borat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One fancies a fuck, can one do the honours as my husband, gawd bless him crash the car the other day and can’t seem to get ones todger up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am looking for a rather special lady who will let me call them mum, mummy, ma, mumma, mum, mummy, ma, ma, mummy, mum, mum, mum, mummy, mumma...haha love you! "

Yey Brian

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste"

Frankie Howard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a particular set of skills , ones which I have acquired over a very long career of fucking "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste

Frankie Howard"
no !

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste

Frankie Howard no !"

Kenny Everett

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"One fancies a fuck, can one do the honours as my husband, gawd bless him crash the car the other day and can’t seem to get ones todger up

, can you imagine old Lizzy on fab , that would be the funniest shit ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have some connection to Greece.

I'm not in the least bit gay honest, and I'm pilgarlic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste

Frankie Howard no !

Kenny Everett"
Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One fancies a fuck, can one do the honours as my husband, gawd bless him crash the car the other day and can’t seem to get ones todger up

, can you imagine old Lizzy on fab , that would be the funniest shit ever

I can just see her pictures now, crown to one side, while the royal drawers are just peeping through a bit of vag.

Yes, it was Lizzie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a particular set of skills , ones which I have acquired over a very long career of fucking "

Liam Neeson

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have a particular set of skills , ones which I have acquired over a very long career of fucking "

Liam Neeson "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"One fancies a fuck, can one do the honours as my husband, gawd bless him crash the car the other day and can’t seem to get ones todger up

, can you imagine old Lizzy on fab , that would be the funniest shit ever

I can just see her pictures now, crown to one side, while the royal drawers are just peeping through a bit of vag.

Yes, it was Lizzie x"
Funny but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've already got five children I live in England and I love riding..and im a millionaire .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need your clothes, your heels and your vibrator

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Status update: Never trust a fabber who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I a totally unselfish lover. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new guest arrives to a fab social everybody is up for their coming,as they have been specially invited and new faces are at this time very welcome. People are watching out, is that them? Or that? Eventually they are seen getting out of a cab and people start getting very animated, then suddenly queiten down. A regular while arranging sandwiches..a very pushy,pushy chairperson type says loudly "so glad to have you here, have a good time our new, they look up (man)!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I like to take risks: often doing cunning stunts, but the first meet would be done in the best possible taste

Frankie Howard no !

Kenny Everett Yes"

As Cupid Stunts lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A new guest arrives to a fab social everybody is up for their coming,as they have been specially invited and new faces are at this time very welcome. People are watching out, is that them? Or that? Eventually they are seen getting out of a cab and people start getting very animated, then suddenly queiten down. A regular while arranging sandwiches..a very pushy,pushy chairperson type says loudly "so glad to have you here, have a good time our new, they look up (man)! "
Stolen from Mel Brooks/ Blazing Saddles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Status update: Never trust a fabber who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on."

The big Yin hey!

"Ehhh, what's up cock?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need your clothes, your heels and your vibrator"
terminator

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't go to the Pub send us your fucking money now"

is that me ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am one of the stately homos of Fabland.

Any more clues quinten crisp"

Yussssssss Quentin Crisp ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't reveal my Monika...

but I'm willing to pay the laundry bill afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you"

Is it you after a dental appt ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I is looking for me Julie .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you

Is it you after a dental appt ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I is looking for me Julie ."
Ali G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i click my fingers 50% of your clothing will disappear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i click my fingers 50% of your clothing will disappear "
me

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you"

I'll take the schmoke and the pencake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you

I'll take the schmoke and the pencake

"
pipe an a crepe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I is looking for me Julie . Ali G"

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

Verification:

I guess I should've known by the way you parked your car sideways

That it wouldn't last.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you

I'll take the schmoke and the pencake

pipe an a crepe "

Bong and a blintz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i click my fingers 50% of your clothing will disappear "

Matt Lucas from Little Britain as the hyp**tist( and you're back in the room) ?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Unzips his zipper and flops out a small wrinkly; Status update - 'Can you see what it is yet?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unzips his zipper and flops out a small wrinkly; Status update - 'Can you see what it is yet?' "

That's either me or Paul Daniels lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wanna pushy and analsh

A blow and a go

A tit and shome creme

Nooooo cosh thersh no pleashing you

I'll take the schmoke and the pencake

pipe an a crepe

Bong and a blintz

Aushtin powers faja "
legend of goldmember

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unzips his zipper and flops out a small wrinkly; Status update - 'Can you see what it is yet?' "
Rolf Harris?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

part two for rubidoo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Status:"My other arm isn't strong enough, but take my little hand and let's run away together"

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