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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Don’t worry, we take it as a compliment

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t worry, we take it as a compliment

It makes my basket arm go weak and swingy

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I take my dwarf butler with me for such items...

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By *ust chilled out meMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises."

I'd so have to laff iff you did that and I hurd

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Just give a playful spank on the bottom as he bends over.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

It's not blokes squatting is it,?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises."

Are you Harry hill ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I take my dwarf butler with me for such items..."

Does 'dwarf' stand up to P.C ?

I think he should be simply known as your 'Height challenged bottom feeder'

Fuck .......now i've been gender assumptive.

Is it a woman butler ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's not blokes squatting is it,?"

Mmm...

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Aw granny, I had visions this thread was going to tell me about a supermarket with shelves stocked with all varieties of men to stick in my trolley

Lex

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises.

Are you Harry hill ?"

No! I'm his brother Benny. Anyway.... you don't have your rolled up copy of The Daily Blow Job with you so you don't get a tenner!

Tough tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises.

Are you Harry hill ?"
Or Benny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's not blokes squatting is it,?"

That would be pervy tut.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises.

Are you Harry hill ?Or Benny?"

Is that a cough medicine ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises."
Groany granny. I bet you ask the men to get you stuff from the bottom shelf because of your 'bad back'

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I take my dwarf butler with me for such items...

Does 'dwarf' stand up to P.C ?

I think he should be simply known as your 'Height challenged bottom feeder'

Fuck .......now i've been gender assumptive.

Is it a woman butler ? "

A height challenged female bottom feeder - that's a whole new thread in itself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises.

Are you Harry hill ?Or Benny?"
Granny you are sharp,due respect I'll let you get on with it! Enjoy yourself!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"when they bend over to get the low shelf items....... I have to rub my sweaty palms on me thighs n make groany noises. Groany granny. I bet you ask the men to get you stuff from the bottom shelf because of your 'bad back'

I don't have a bad back and I don't ask them. Mr. Rolley balls.

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