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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ....
what would you have on your "bucket list" ????
all the things you wanna do before you die ???  "
well mine is sort of this.....
1, see neil diamond on stage
2, see prince on stage
3, go see les miserables (going next april)
4, visit egypt
5, go back to italy
6, travel across canada on the train
7, fuck "tarkan" sensless  (never gonna happen)
8, paint a masterpiece
9, publish a novel
10.a bum as small as kylies
(aint never gonna happen) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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seen neil diamond live in manchester in front of 22000 people. brilliant brilliant brilliant... sweet caroline,doh doh doh, gud times never seem so gud!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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F***ing hell I just googled Tarkan - my god he's gorgeous!
Anyways back on topic...
My bucket list -
See Madonna on stage
F**k Tarkan senseless
F**k Billy Zane
Go back to Maldives before they disappear....
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only have one thing I want to do.
I want to have sex/make love with a woman from each of the different races of man.
So, still to do:
Indian (or 'brown' / Malayan)
Chino (or 'yellow' / East Asian)
American Indian (or 'red' / Native American)
Eskimo
Arabic
Application forms can be found at www..... hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"F***ing hell I just googled Tarkan - my god he's gorgeous!
Anyways back on topic...
My bucket list -
See Madonna on stage
F**k Tarkan senseless
F**k Billy Zane
Go back to Maldives before they disappear....
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ahem .....
excuse me...he is mine. all mine
and ill foot tooth and nail to prove it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F***ing hell I just googled Tarkan - my god he's gorgeous!
Anyways back on topic...
My bucket list -
See Madonna on stage
F**k Tarkan senseless
F**k Billy Zane
Go back to Maldives before they disappear....
ahem .....
excuse me...he is mine. all mine
and ill foot tooth and nail to prove it. "
Ok I guess you saw him first - would you consider passing him on afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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btw... I deliberately left Aborigine women off the list coz they are ALL just plain butt fuckin ugly and wierd looking. I'm surprised that race of man hasn't died out but it does explain why the men are almost ALL alcoholics. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"btw... I deliberately left Aborigine women off the list coz they are ALL just plain butt fuckin ugly and wierd looking. I'm surprised that race of man hasn't died out but it does explain why the men are almost ALL alcoholics. hehehe "
pmsl
beauty in the eye and all that crap wishy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If, and i say IF. there is anything left of him afterwards, you are indeed welcome to it. "
oh and di
watch his youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=Ew2o0DnXpCI |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can't believe you two are fighting over a kebab shop owner who decided to take up singing!! 
My god and I actually watched that drivel on youtube, worst 10 seconds of my life EVER!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't believe you two are fighting over a kebab shop owner who decided to take up singing!!
My god and I actually watched that drivel on youtube, worst 10 seconds of my life EVER! "
oiiii wanna a slap.
how very dare you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't believe you two are fighting over a kebab shop owner who decided to take up singing!!
My god and I actually watched that drivel on youtube, worst 10 seconds of my life EVER!
oiiii wanna a slap.
how very dare you... "
*leans head forward and taunts*
Statement not retracted! |
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my few to do s before i kick off
1. fly a single seater spitfire for a few hours over kent
2. be tied up and used by that woman who made my heart beat quicker in hong kong when younger. yummy
3.tour the arakan peninsula by paraglider
dream on ....lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"look........thats the man i intend to fook sensless
so less of it.
say what ya like when i done the deed
and im in his fanclub ya know "
Ok, but can you get me a large donna and chips while you are there? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"look........thats the man i intend to fook sensless
so less of it.
say what ya like when i done the deed
and im in his fanclub ya know
Ok, but can you get me a large donna and chips while you are there? "
You really are asking for a good ass slapping young man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"he can make it with me anytime
oooo imagine shagging all nite with him on the stero . mmmmm drool....
youd both fall off hun better in a bed i reckon ....seriously ... "
pmsl.........ho ho ho. ahem ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"look........thats the man i intend to fook sensless
so less of it.
say what ya like when i done the deed
and im in his fanclub ya know
Ok, but can you get me a large donna and chips while you are there? "
chili sauce? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"look........thats the man i intend to fook sensless
so less of it.
say what ya like when i done the deed
and im in his fanclub ya know
Ok, but can you get me a large donna and chips while you are there?
chili sauce?"
No garlic please, you like this Tekan chap to eh?
Make sure you get salad... gotta watch my health! |
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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago
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"Ok ....
what would you have on your "bucket list" ????
all the things you wanna do before you die ???
well mine is sort of this.....
1, see neil diamond on stage
2, see prince on stage
3, go see les miserables (going next april)
4, visit egypt
5, go back to italy
6, travel across canada on the train
7, fuck "tarkan" sensless (never gonna happen)
8, paint a masterpiece
9, publish a novel
10.a bum as small as kylies
(aint never gonna happen)"
OMG I thought that said fuck Tarzan senseless!!! Thought you had got the wrong sort of "swinging"  |
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