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Fuck my female friend.... (please)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All she needs to do is put a profile on here with an "f" instead of an "m" and she'll have more than enough to choose from anyway "
She needs someone "spesh" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my fucking god!!! 
Never joke about anything with this one!!
Was it a joke? "
I'm not sure she actually trusts you to find her a bloke after listening to you..  |
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
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I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
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It’s me!!!  |
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!! "
Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie.  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!! "
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?"
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie  |
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie "
 isn't he the third wheel? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie "
How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....
Nothing wrong with fussy either....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
isn't he the third wheel? "
I'm the axle....  |
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
isn't he the third wheel?
I'm the axle.... "
Arhhhhh good answer there.... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....
Nothing wrong with fussy either.... "
Your stating to love me a little now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....
Nothing wrong with fussy either....
Your stating to love me a little now "
Love by association, innit.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....
Nothing wrong with fussy either....
Your stating to love me a little now
Love by association, innit.... "
Aka.. quiet life!?! |
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Ah, well, I know you're real, we've hugged and I bought you a brewskie.
we certainly did. "
And a delightful hug it was too.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh my fucking god!!!
Ah I thought he was doing it for Rubi.
I thought it was for Saffron!
The man seems to have lots of friends
I should probably take notes, my bestie just abuses me"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...asking for a friend, obv, a female one...!
Beautiful, hilarious, sexy af, high volume, insatiable, brunette, requires as follows:
- Tall ish (not in heels)
- Two x blue eyes
- BIG hands(x1 at least, no hooks)
- Dominant streak
- One winkie, a good'un please....
Apply below. Facetime auditions to be held at inappropriate times and locations, day or night, must be available at VERY fucking short/notice....
Best of luck, may the best man win....!
I'd prefer to speak direct, just to establish if she's real and not either; your inflatable friend, non existent or just you with a wig and cheap lipstick.
It’s me!!!
Are you struggling to get a fuck from here?
Not really....... I’m just very fussy.
Plus he’s trying to palm me off so I’m not the third wheel with him and saffie
How could I do that, you're kinda funny af and you couldn't see our hands anyway....
Nothing wrong with fussy either....
Your stating to love me a little now
Love by association, innit....
Aka.. quiet life!?! "
You know EXACTLY how to keep me quiet my love
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your not pimping me out very will Xperia "
I reckon they're scurred of my manly pimp qualities, maybe you need a madam....?
C'mon guys, if you're fit and worthy, then show yourselves ffs....!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off 
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie..... "
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!! "
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....? "
No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number "
OMFG!!! This is way to harsh!!! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....? "
That’s clearly not the case
Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
That’s clearly not the case
Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone "
Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
No but it's advisable.. unless I move house and change my number
OMFG!!! This is way to harsh!!! "
My number is top secret info, right...? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
That’s clearly not the case
Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone
Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right? "
You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
That’s clearly not the case
Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone
Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right?
You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand "
I'm really trying. The guys here are all so shy!!! I might have to go searching/hunting for you and approach them directly.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Might have to just do the threesome thing with no kissing...?
Sod right off
Lmao, ok boss, but we need to find her a wee big a willie winkie.....
It's the only way you'll get any peace!!!
So in order for me to get my end away I have to......
.....I don't recall this in the contract....?
That’s clearly not the case
Your balls have been fully drained and I’m still as dry as a bone
Hahaha hahaha, but we're all happy, right?
You 2 are yes........ me on the other hand
I'm really trying. The guys here are all so shy!!! I might have to go searching/hunting for you and approach them directly.... "
Hunting?!?? Grrr.. so caveman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This still going talk about fuel the fire
No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun "
Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This still going talk about fuel the fire
No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun
Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good..... "
She’s not real tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This still going talk about fuel the fire
No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun
Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....
She’s not real tho"
She is! She's my real life mate.. she's on the thread.. lexi.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This still going talk about fuel the fire
No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun
Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....
She’s not real tho"
Ummmmm, she most definitely is real , since I facetimed her multiple times with saffron the last two days..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This still going talk about fuel the fire
No fire.. just flogging my mate for a little peace and quiet.. it's all good fun
Next time I'm up I might allow her look at me in person, if she's good.....
She’s not real tho
Sorry if it’s too good to b true it is
Ummmmm, she most definitely is real , since I facetimed her multiple times with saffron the last two days..... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll take her off your hands. I think she likes mine.
Result!
Just the distance  "
Tell me about it, three and half hour drive back... ...but sooooo worth it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....
It's the wrists.. "
My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry lexi i may have put my dick in ya about 6 months back but cant now im loved up sorry
That's a maybe ^ no thats a too late the penis is taken  "
A maybe not then.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....
It's the wrists..
My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you! "
They're wasting away my love |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did have a fuck load of views this evening from fit looking blokes, presumably shy one's, I might follow them up.....
It's the wrists..
My manly wrists get a regular work out, I assure you!
They're wasting away my love "
.....if ever I end up with permalimpwirstitis then at least I now know I can rely on you for a hand, beautiful....
(you have a wonderful bathroom) |
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