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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who fancies a Forum mentorship? Taken under the wing by a wizened (or not so wizened) regular contributor.

Lurkers.. If you want a little help, say you're in.

The Clique.. If you're adamant you're not in it, give a little back and say you're in.

I'll assign as we go... No picking your own mentor/Lurker.

I accept no responsibility if it goes tits up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried with beefy it went horribly wrong

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go on then, as today is Inclusivity Friday and I've called sage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I advise everyone not to take advice on Fab, especially if it’s mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo...if I get a good one can I keep them please Genghis? I promise to feed them before midnight and not spill water on them....oh wait, that's gremlins isn't it?

Peach x

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By *c1989Woman over a year ago

Manchester

I wonder what such mentorship might involve? Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang on, what have I actually signed up for? Is this like mlm?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried with beefy it went horribly wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok happy to teach how to get the sex

When gone am i the last of the mother fuckers will you be

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By *sm81Couple over a year ago

warwickshire

Why not

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

I'm just going to lurk to see what's happening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When does a lurker no longer class as a lurker?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"When does a lurker no longer class as a lurker? "

Good question, I'd like to know that yoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does a lurker no longer class as a lurker? "

When they post on this thread saying they’re a lurker.

Not now you’re not.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I adopted a monkey does that count......

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Is there hand holding invoved? A cuppa? Bit of flapjack?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I have my hands full keeping you in check OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I adopted a monkey does that count......

Sorry. Wrong kind of swinger......

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I adopted a monkey does that count......

Sorry. Wrong kind of swinger......"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ready to help and pass on my knowledge lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried with beefy it went horribly wrong

I thought it went well

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’m very happy to be a mate to a lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in, I was a lurker once too

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By *aughtyTimesBL5Man over a year ago

bolton

I’m a long time lurker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there hand holding invoved? A cuppa? Bit of flapjack? "
I'll hold your hand if you provide the flapjack I'll even make the brew lol x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I’m a long time lurker. "

Mine! Basgy!

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

I'm in why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think I'm a lurker, I don't think I'm in a clique. What do you need me to do?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Nice idea Ghengis

Happy to help...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How often do they need fed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wanted to be a big sister

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

"Is there hand holding invoved? A cuppa? Bit of flapjack? I'll hold your hand if you provide the flapjack I'll even make the brew lol x"

Oi you... You've been offering me all sorts for weeks!

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

I’m not sure I’m fit for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

CHANGE OF PLAN.. IM TOO BUSY TO ASSIGN YOU ALL YOULL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELVES.

Lurkers.. make yourselves known.. and that you are a Lurker. Hopefully a kindly Forumite will grab you by scruff of the neck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CHANGE OF PLAN.. IM TOO BUSY TO ASSIGN YOU ALL YOULL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELVES.

Lurkers.. make yourselves known.. and that you are a Lurker. Hopefully a kindly Forumite will grab you by scruff of the neck."

Cop out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CHANGE OF PLAN.. IM TOO BUSY TO ASSIGN YOU ALL YOULL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELVES.

Lurkers.. make yourselves known.. and that you are a Lurker. Hopefully a kindly Forumite will grab you by scruff of the neck.

Cop out!

I can redo this evening if people re happy to wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CHANGE OF PLAN.. IM TOO BUSY TO ASSIGN YOU ALL YOULL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELVES.

Lurkers.. make yourselves known.. and that you are a Lurker. Hopefully a kindly Forumite will grab you by scruff of the neck.

Cop out!

I can redo this evening if people re happy to wait "

I’m happy to wait

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

As there maybe lurkers that are still lurking why don’t they just reply privately to someone on this thread that they would like to be adopted by?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As there maybe lurkers that are still lurking why don’t they just reply privately to someone on this thread that they would like to be adopted by?! "

He said we were not allowed to pick, himself was going to allocate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CHANGE OF PLAN.. IM TOO BUSY TO ASSIGN YOU ALL YOULL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELVES.

Lurkers.. make yourselves known.. and that you are a Lurker. Hopefully a kindly Forumite will grab you by scruff of the neck.

Cop out!

I can redo this evening if people re happy to wait "

Sorry I was just joking.

I reckon if it's left as a free for all then the ladies will be hounded with offers or requests though.

I'm sure most people will be happy to wait.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you house trained?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you cheap to keep and low maintenance

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you house trained?

House trained and everything

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you cheap to keep and low maintenance

Very low maintenance but I must admit I do like the finer things so not so cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you cheap to keep and low maintenance

Very low maintenance but I must admit I do like the finer things so not so cheap

Can't afford you then

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you cheap to keep and low maintenance

Very low maintenance but I must admit I do like the finer things so not so cheap

Can't afford you then

"
aw I can pay my own way though

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I adopted a monkey does that count......

Which one, there's quite a few of now you know!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I adopted a monkey does that count......

Which one, there's quite a few of now you know! "

More than 260 varieties according to Google

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I was going to applaud you on your lovely idea, then I saw you cop out, Jeez GK!

If lurkers want to message me direct then Ill try to buddy you up, if that's what folks actually want!

It can't be harder than the Christmas card thingy, can it?!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I adopted a monkey does that count......

Which one, there's quite a few of now you know!

More than 260 varieties according to Google

I missed off the 'us'... There's quite a few of us now.

I stepped on my own joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to adopt me I'm free to a good home

Are you cheap to keep and low maintenance

Very low maintenance but I must admit I do like the finer things so not so cheap

Can't afford you then

aw I can pay my own way though

Pay ? Did you say pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

Oh bless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

Maybe you need adopting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

There is always one who is greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

There is always one who is greedy

Has anyone seen pose? That's the kind of thing in invisaging. A whole little family.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

There is always one who is greedy

Has anyone seen pose? That's the kind of thing in invisaging. A whole little family.

Albeit a kinky little mix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh pose on television ? I have that taped, not watched it yet. I tend to binge watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

There is always one who is greedy

Has anyone seen pose? That's the kind of thing in invisaging. A whole little family.

Albeit a kinky little mix

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh pose on television ? I have that taped, not watched it yet. I tend to binge watch."

Its brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh pose on television ? I have that taped, not watched it yet. I tend to binge watch.

Its brilliant. "

Has it finished yet so I can binge ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always wanted to adopt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just £3 a month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh pose on television ? I have that taped, not watched it yet. I tend to binge watch.

Its brilliant.

Has it finished yet so I can binge ?"

All episodes are on iplayer. I binged it a few weeks ago.

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Don't think I qualify to be in the clique

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

Maybe you need adopting.

Maybe I could be fostered so you all get a turn to put up with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh pose on television ? I have that taped, not watched it yet. I tend to binge watch.

Its brilliant.

Has it finished yet so I can binge ?

All episodes are on iplayer. I binged it a few weeks ago. "

I haven't got in house Internet, and I couldn't afford the data to watch it on the phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

Maybe you need adopting.

Maybe I could be fostered so you all get a turn to put up with me

Yeah, fostering is not so committal, one can hand them back with fostering

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm not in clique but happy to adopt a lurker.

If they're squishy can I keep em?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm inherently unsuitable to mentor anyone else since I have enough trouble deciding who I am myself

Maybe you need adopting.

Maybe I could be fostered so you all get a turn to put up with me

Yeah, fostering is not so committal, one can hand them back with fostering

Oh that's a great idea, hand back when bored.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could adopt a few, we could be a family of lurkers!

There is always one who is greedy

Has anyone seen pose? That's the kind of thing in invisaging. A whole little family.

Yes! I'm still suffering withdrawal from finishing it! Loved it so much!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we get to pick who we get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This thread is DEAD.. Please see OFFICIAL thread.

Ghengis done fucked up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do we get to pick who we get?"

Nope, and he has just opened another 'official' thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that the stiffy stiff thing goes in the wet hole. Is that sufficient, or do i need a mentor ?

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