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over a year ago
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Not even half a large scotch egg but half a small one! I was looking all round my chopping board (what’s wrong with plates?) for the other half.
M&S, you tight bastards. Where’s the rest of my scotch egg? After all you gave me enough fucking lettuce to feed the cast of Watership Down.
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I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate. |
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate."
I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S. |
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate."
Yes me too!
I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.
And I want a proper glass to drink out of!
And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!
I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.
It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate 
The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board 
Just no.
Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.
I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S."
Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours  |
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.
I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S.
Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.
I think they are at home, I think it is a prepared meal from M&S.
Nope. It was in their pot cafe. I’ve been simmering about the bloody eg for hours
*egg"
But eg is half an egg.  x |
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.
Yes me too!
I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.
And I want a proper glass to drink out of!
And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!
I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.
It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate
The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board
Just no.
Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.
Ta."
Or chips in a flower pot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate being given my food on a board or a slate. These are serving dishes, plates are designed with a rim to make eating easier, boards just make it difficult. I feel your pain when it comes to lettuce too.
Go home, have a cheese sandwich on a proper plate.
Yes me too!
I want a proper plate and it needs to be white.
And I want a proper glass to drink out of!
And please don't put my bloody drink in a bloody jar - manky!
I had a burger in a run of the mill pub a few weeks ago.
It came on a chopping board not even put together all the burger contents were separate
The fries were stood upright in a metal cup ( a cheat way to only put 4 in there) and the sauce ( jus ) was drizzled on the board
Just no.
Put the sauce in the motherfucking burger, put the burger together and give me a proper portion of fries on a bloody plate.
Ta."
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We had back delicious lunch in a Philippine restaurant this week. The food was in bowls on a plate and the salad was interesting and nicely dressed. Down with leaves with one slice of cucumber and a dispirited tomato I say. |
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"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home  "
It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? ) |
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"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home
It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? )"
I had poached eggs on toast at lunchtime. Beautiful whole eggs |
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"Ah, you said 'my chopping board', I thought you were at home
It was! They served it on a chopping board! Dunno why, After all they had already done the job and chopped the egg in half! (Have I mentioned the egg? )
I had poached eggs on toast at lunchtime. Beautiful whole eggs "
Eggs? Plural! I have egg envy..... |
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