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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As before.. For Reputation points.
What is the hardest/toughest/fiercest animal you think you could take down in an unarmed deathmatch?
Battle Arena being a football field. If aquatic or sub-aquatic an Olympic sized pool.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t even beat my little dog so I don’t stand a chance!!! Maybe a goldfish?
J x"
You'd have to catch it. Or wait for it to die of old age. It's in a pool FFS and you've no net  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I forgot to mention.. the animal knows the score and is psyched up for the fight.. Youd be facing a mouse tgats up for it.
Also those who said goldfish wouldn't have to catch it.. it'd come to them.. to the sound of some very tiny Cellos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could take out a fairly substantial Goose I reckon. I would cry while doing it though. "
I expect all of us will have tears or adrenaline, rage, fear, sorrow and guilt as we throttle our chosen creatures. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D."
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?"
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D."
 You're dead It's going to catch your leg on the first kick grab hold of your thigh with all its claws grab your shins with its back claws and use your leg as a climbing frame up to your face.
You have a murderous Lynx that's attached itself to your leg and he's moving quick. You've not got a shot in.. What s your plan?
Have you seen them hunt? They're very agile you know? About the size of a medium Dog.
I like your photos.. please reconsider this.. For Fabs sake. I've already lost someone to a hippo, a Hyena and two kangaroos. Possibly an Anaconda. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An adult doe.
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Ok.. let's hear the plan. I think youre capable.. I just need the proof I want to hear. How are you going to fuck up this doey eyed muthafucka? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"An adult doe.
Ok.. let's hear the plan. I think youre capable.. I just need the proof I want to hear. How are you going to fuck up this doey eyed muthafucka?"
Both arms around the doe’s neck approaching from the same side, in a lunge move, whilst kicking out its legs to destabilise it. This will allow me to floor it with me lying over it (whole body on top to pin it) and when I’ve squared myself to ensure it’s trapped under my weight and immovable then it’s taking the head low to the ground and wrenching purposefully and with force its neck round till it breaks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D.
You're dead It's going to catch your leg on the first kick grab hold of your thigh with all its claws grab your shins with its back claws and use your leg as a climbing frame up to your face.
You have a murderous Lynx that's attached itself to your leg and he's moving quick. You've not got a shot in.. What s your plan?
Have you seen them hunt? They're very agile you know? About the size of a medium Dog.
I like your photos.. please reconsider this.. For Fabs sake. I've already lost someone to a hippo, a Hyena and two kangaroos. Possibly an Anaconda."
lmao thanks for your concern! Ye I’ve checked them out (not eye to eye of course) but I’m still confident  I will be like Daniel-san! Leg ready, the Lynx pounces, thrust kick, run and Jonny Wilkinson volley, then when it’s stunned I will run in and get evil! if it’s got my leg I’m ripping it’s eyes out!
 I feel sad saying it, I’m an animal lover, but I’ve got 4 kids to feed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An adult doe.
Ok.. let's hear the plan. I think youre capable.. I just need the proof I want to hear. How are you going to fuck up this doey eyed muthafucka?
Both arms around the doe’s neck approaching from the same side, in a lunge move, whilst kicking out its legs to destabilise it. This will allow me to floor it with me lying over it (whole body on top to pin it) and when I’ve squared myself to ensure it’s trapped under my weight and immovable then it’s taking the head low to the ground and wrenching purposefully and with force its neck round till it breaks. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D.
You're dead It's going to catch your leg on the first kick grab hold of your thigh with all its claws grab your shins with its back claws and use your leg as a climbing frame up to your face.
You have a murderous Lynx that's attached itself to your leg and he's moving quick. You've not got a shot in.. What s your plan?
Have you seen them hunt? They're very agile you know? About the size of a medium Dog.
I like your photos.. please reconsider this.. For Fabs sake. I've already lost someone to a hippo, a Hyena and two kangaroos. Possibly an Anaconda.
lmao thanks for your concern! Ye I’ve checked them out (not eye to eye of course) but I’m still confident I will be like Daniel-san! Leg ready, the Lynx pounces, thrust kick, run and Jonny Wilkinson volley, then when it’s stunned I will run in and get evil! if it’s got my leg I’m ripping it’s eyes out!
I feel sad saying it, I’m an animal lover, but I’ve got 4 kids to feed
D."
Same.. nobody wants to do this. The animals started it.
Ok.. I'll give you the lynx.. but it'll be close and you'll end up in A&E |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D.
You're dead It's going to catch your leg on the first kick grab hold of your thigh with all its claws grab your shins with its back claws and use your leg as a climbing frame up to your face.
You have a murderous Lynx that's attached itself to your leg and he's moving quick. You've not got a shot in.. What s your plan?
Have you seen them hunt? They're very agile you know? About the size of a medium Dog.
I like your photos.. please reconsider this.. For Fabs sake. I've already lost someone to a hippo, a Hyena and two kangaroos. Possibly an Anaconda.
lmao thanks for your concern! Ye I’ve checked them out (not eye to eye of course) but I’m still confident I will be like Daniel-san! Leg ready, the Lynx pounces, thrust kick, run and Jonny Wilkinson volley, then when it’s stunned I will run in and get evil! if it’s got my leg I’m ripping it’s eyes out!
I feel sad saying it, I’m an animal lover, but I’ve got 4 kids to feed
D.
Same.. nobody wants to do this. The animals started it.
Ok.. I'll give you the lynx.. but it'll be close and you'll end up in A&E "
I will take us both going down as long as my kids are safe  how many points? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?
I’m thinking defensive thrust kicks until I can run in and volley it the claws need to be kept away from my body
D.
You're dead It's going to catch your leg on the first kick grab hold of your thigh with all its claws grab your shins with its back claws and use your leg as a climbing frame up to your face.
You have a murderous Lynx that's attached itself to your leg and he's moving quick. You've not got a shot in.. What s your plan?
Have you seen them hunt? They're very agile you know? About the size of a medium Dog.
I like your photos.. please reconsider this.. For Fabs sake. I've already lost someone to a hippo, a Hyena and two kangaroos. Possibly an Anaconda.
lmao thanks for your concern! Ye I’ve checked them out (not eye to eye of course) but I’m still confident I will be like Daniel-san! Leg ready, the Lynx pounces, thrust kick, run and Jonny Wilkinson volley, then when it’s stunned I will run in and get evil! if it’s got my leg I’m ripping it’s eyes out!
I feel sad saying it, I’m an animal lover, but I’ve got 4 kids to feed
D.
Same.. nobody wants to do this. The animals started it.
Ok.. I'll give you the lynx.. but it'll be close and you'll end up in A&E
I will take us both going down as long as my kids are safe how many points?
D."
Lots.. up there with Rattlesnake and Wolf brigade. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"An adult doe.
Ok.. let's hear the plan. I think youre capable.. I just need the proof I want to hear. How are you going to fuck up this doey eyed muthafucka?
Both arms around the doe’s neck approaching from the same side, in a lunge move, whilst kicking out its legs to destabilise it. This will allow me to floor it with me lying over it (whole body on top to pin it) and when I’ve squared myself to ensure it’s trapped under my weight and immovable then it’s taking the head low to the ground and wrenching purposefully and with force its neck round till it breaks.
RESPECT! "
I got skillz. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I kill critters for a living.....soooooooo I'll bow out if this one....  "
No pros.. this is purely amateur animal murder. I admire your sense of honour to bow out. |
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"I’m gunna go for a Lynx, they are pretty tough but I reckon I could take it
D.
A lynx! Fooking Ell! ONE hiss and I'd be off.. much rather face a dog's bite than four sets of cat claws and teeth. A Lynx swipe could open up a few arteries! It's mad as fuck too..
What's your plan?"
Spray it in the eyes with a can of Lynx to blind it first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 hippos
I won't allow it. You can take on two animals.. but there must be another person to fight alongside."
i have a trap stand between the hippos make the attack from each side last sec dive out thr way just as there gonna bite and then watch them kill eachother before i pick off the potential winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 hippos
I won't allow it. You can take on two animals.. but there must be another person to fight alongside.i have a trap stand between the hippos make the attack from each side last sec dive out thr way just as there gonna bite and then watch them kill eachother before i pick off the potential winner "
Ghengis Khan will not televise this fight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A kick could break your legYeah but you would help me again wouldn't you 
Why do I keep getting dragged into your fights? I can manage myself you can be there just as backup."
No.. No I can't.. I like you and I don't want you to get hurt.. So why not pick a Puffin or something and be done with it You don't see me jumping in to protect the Hippo fiend do you? It wouldn't be.. honourable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A kick could break your legYeah but you would help me again wouldn't you
Why do I keep getting dragged into your fights? I can manage myself you can be there just as backup."
I can be your cheerleader |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sticking with my first choice Mongoose....
Swift kick to the face, then I'll jump on it Bruce Lee style! "
Just make sure it's dead before you relax you're guard. Tough little bastards. You have my respect. |
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"I'm sticking with my first choice Mongoose....
Swift kick to the face, then I'll jump on it Bruce Lee style!
Just make sure it's dead before you relax you're guard. Tough little bastards. You have my respect."
Squeeze it between my thighs, then a swift twist to the neck should make sure its dead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sticking with my first choice Mongoose....
Swift kick to the face, then I'll jump on it Bruce Lee style!
Just make sure it's dead before you relax you're guard. Tough little bastards. You have my respect.
Squeeze it between my thighs, then a swift twist to the neck should make sure its dead "
You'll get some private messages off the back of that comment |
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"I'm sticking with my first choice Mongoose....
Swift kick to the face, then I'll jump on it Bruce Lee style!
Just make sure it's dead before you relax you're guard. Tough little bastards. You have my respect.
Squeeze it between my thighs, then a swift twist to the neck should make sure its dead
You'll get some private messages off the back of that comment "
Note to self: don't type what pops into ones head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I genuinely got attacked by a meant to be tame llama and my hubby just laughed and tried to film it before he realiSed it was actually trying to hurt me and had to pull it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I genuinely got attacked by a meant to be tame llama and my hubby just laughed and tried to film it before he realiSed it was actually trying to hurt me and had to pull it off"
and have the pics to prove it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I genuinely got attacked by a meant to be tame llama and my hubby just laughed and tried to film it before he realiSed it was actually trying to hurt me and had to pull it off and have the pics to prove it "
You need to share lololol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a fox.
Sounds reasonable.. though.. given your form so far.. you're probably thinking desert fox SAS guygiven my form so far what do you mean "
You keep signing your own death warrant then asking me to join in as backup! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"How about a fox.
Sounds reasonable.. though.. given your form so far.. you're probably thinking desert fox SAS guygiven my form so far what do you mean
You keep signing your own death warrant then asking me to join in as backup!"
Well fighting animals can be difficult at times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve battled my demons before
Which are? Animally speaking.
They were scary monsters with animalistic features, I felt I was fighting a mix of American werewolf in London and a evil hellboy"
that sounds hardcore |
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