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Pointless #3

By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I have nothing of any significance to say nor the imagination to post anything remotely unique.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the better.

Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog needs to go out

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

My train was 6 minutes late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just cleaned my ears. I used a cotton bud even though I know you're not meant to.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life..."
change your name to Fernando. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the rookie

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

My toes are a bit cold.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

It’s getting dark outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone left

Like a mortuary in here

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved. "

Or Chiquitta!?

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"It’s getting dark outside"

It's raining here. That fine stuff that soaks you through.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I only like melted cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made some scones earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hedgehog just snuffled across the garden

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I only like melted cheese. "

I'm substituting meat for cheese this month.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liverpool are 1-0 down

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"A hedgehog just snuffled across the garden"

I have the snuffles. I've self medicated with olbas oil and vodka.

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a Mani/Pedi today.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved.

Or Chiquitta!? "

Tell me what's wrong?

You're enchained by your own sorrow,

In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow,

How I hate to see you like this; there is no way you can deny it,

I can see that you're oh so sad; so quiet...

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

I'm thinking of leaving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hedgehog just snuffled across the garden

I have the snuffles. I've self medicated with olbas oil and vodka. "

Hope you applied them the correct way round

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved.

Or Chiquitta!?

Tell me what's wrong?

You're enchained by your own sorrow,

In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow,

How I hate to see you like this; there is no way you can deny it,

I can see that you're oh so sad; so quiet..."

I had a 1000 likes on YouTube with my rendition of that song many moons ago...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved.

Or Chiquitta!?

Tell me what's wrong?

You're enchained by your own sorrow,

In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow,

How I hate to see you like this; there is no way you can deny it,

I can see that you're oh so sad; so quiet...

I had a 1000 likes on YouTube with my rendition of that song many moons ago... "

Is it still available to view?

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved.

Or Chiquitta!?

Tell me what's wrong?

You're enchained by your own sorrow,

In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow,

How I hate to see you like this; there is no way you can deny it,

I can see that you're oh so sad; so quiet...

I had a 1000 likes on YouTube with my rendition of that song many moons ago...

Is it still available to view?"

Unfortunately not.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm thinking of leaving "

Where you going and what time will you be back for? Remember stranger danger!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I only like melted cheese.

I'm substituting meat for cheese this month. "

Melted meat??

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I only like melted cheese.

I'm substituting meat for cheese this month.

Melted meat??

If it melts then I suspect it's that plastic meat from China.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I had pasta for dinner, it was quite nice.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I had pasta for dinner, it was quite nice. "

I had black bean fajitas.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

My three legged cat just caught a spider and ate it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My back hurts

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My feet are cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t find the remote anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still haven't eaten tonight

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

My dog has the shits

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm waiting for Gogglebox!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My three legged cat just caught a spider and ate it. "

I cant find my pet Spider "Lucky"

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Nora's remote is under the cushion on the settee.

Left side as you sit on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liverpool were beaten 3 nil last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liverpool were beaten 3 nil last night

messy game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my pillow cases got really creased up while I was sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liverpool were beaten 3 nil last night

messy game

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By *layfulcoupleCouple over a year ago

a kinky mood

Having a change for breakfast. Rice Krispies instead of toast

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm awake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Currently contemplating which Abba song would best describe my life... change your name to Fernando. Problem solved. "

I named my lawnmower Fernando

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't know which mug to use

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know which mug to use "
there was a question for you on the mastermind thread yesterday!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don't know which mug to use "

I'm hurt.....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I don't know which mug to use there was a question for you on the mastermind thread yesterday!"

Damn! Missed it.

What was it?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I don't know which mug to use

I'm hurt.....

Not in front of the children dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Theres 2 Flies mating on our window

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By *ust chilled out meMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I just cleaned my ears. I used a cotton bud even though I know you're not meant to. "

You rebel you lol

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I like purple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually managed to get some sleep last night

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don't know which mug to use

I'm hurt.....

Not in front of the children dear

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm going stir crazy.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I've just beaten three levels of Candy Crush in a row

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've just beaten three levels of Candy Crush in a row

I'm on a roll too. There has to be more to life than candy crush right?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I've just beaten three levels of Candy Crush in a row

I'm on a roll too. There has to be more to life than candy crush right? "

Probably but that would be something significant and go against this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having a smoke thinking what I can cook for tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mumbai Indians are playing first in the cricket match

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Mumbai Indians are playing first in the cricket match"

I'm having an Indian take away for dinner tonight.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in an online queue to get tickets. It's been a fucking age already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like purple."

I like vanilla fudge.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm done with work and I want to go home.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm waiting for a bus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I can hear the rain. But my curtains are closed.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I got two tickets after one hour of waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their getting more than I am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Thai food is late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just ate someone else's Thai food

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I've decided I don't like Thai food.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There are two ee's in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just ate someone else's Thai food"

Bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't throw the word boomerang around very often.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a quarter tank of petrol.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"There are two ee's in there"

There's two ee's in three too, one doesn't say that very often

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I don't throw the word boomerang around very often."

Good. Cos what you give is what you get!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm over worked and underpaid. I have a bad back and I feel as if my life is going nowhere.

I'm in a pub with strangers who all seem to be happy and enjoying themselves. I guess I look like the grumpy git in the corner who won't socialise with anyone.. But that's me

I dream about winning the lottery and moving to somewhere else to live.. But in reality I know it is just a dream and I will be doing this shit for the rest of my life and will probably die in a rest home with nobody around me, but my memories and thoughts.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm over worked and underpaid. I have a bad back and I feel as if my life is going nowhere.

I'm in a pub with strangers who all seem to be happy and enjoying themselves. I guess I look like the grumpy git in the corner who won't socialise with anyone.. But that's me

Wicked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sinuses are blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel asleep watching a dvd.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm on holiday today so don't have to get up at 05:45.

My alarm is turned off.

I woke up at 03:30.

I'm still awake.

I'm very not happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's 6:15 and that's the time that it's always been

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont like the colour orange that much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Folded my socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its partly Friday the 13th.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just had eggs on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some voters sent some geezer a clear message ..which isn't clear. Clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doughnut is sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thirsty.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I've just put a hoodie on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time flies

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm drinking coffee, it has sugar in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea is almost ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont have any Japanese relatives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a wee. But my bed is so comfortable.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I have discovered half a bottle of vodka in the larder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are 3 cobwebs in my flat.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I just discovered a larder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My toenails need clipping.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot. "

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age...

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age..."

You're past that surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just spent 20 minutes finding batteries for a remote control. However, I have no idea what it controls!

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age...

You're past that surely?

Oh that made me guffaw!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age...

You're past that surely?

Oh that made me guffaw! "

Phew.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everton have got 2 past the goalminder

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age...

You're past that surely?

Oh that made me guffaw!

Phew.........

In public....

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm hot.

Not sexy hot, warmer than Hell hot.

I think I'm having one of those flushes women have at a certain age...

You're past that surely?

Oh that made me guffaw!

Phew.........

In public....

I hope no one asks what you're laughing at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having a Kopparberg Strawberry & Lime Cider while waiting for my Seafood Lasagne to cook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My house number is 19 ..which is nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thinking of what to have for lunch.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I'm watching Saturday Kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a lads name tattooed to my leg in pink that I did for charity

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

I have a hole in my sock

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I feel a little worse for wear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rarely use the word antidisestablishmentarianism

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By *ristolcouple21Couple over a year ago

Bristol

I’ve had a fake tan disaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm drinking ice tea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just had a shit .

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Packing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Packing."
.

bragging again more like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a nap in the afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time for another coffee.....

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in Walsall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's getting dark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in Walsall. "

'oooo yes.'. your between the 'S' and the 'A'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm back in weatherspoons and just had a pizza. I'm looking forward to laying in late tommorrow & recharge my batteries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just yawned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I making food

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Weetabix or porridge for breakfast?

Turmoil.......

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By *ove2Lick!Man over a year ago

Banbury

I’m at work

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

I just made 16 jars of marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a crack at cleaning my oven yesterday. Getting there slowly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm waiting for hubby to come in from work... wont be bored when he gets in hopefully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm listening to music.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My house number is 19 ..which is nice"

My last 5 house numbers have alternated between odd and even.

Currently I am odd.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just turned the telly on to watch last night's MotD and the Spurs game.

It's not started yet but I'm already pissing myself laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sun is out.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I've just discovered I'm not a millionaire after checking my lottery tickets

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By *wad SnapperMan over a year ago

Swad

The grass is getting a bit long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its neither here nor there

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Someone is mowing their grass and it is loud

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I always seem to be waiting...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

The grass at mine is covered in daisies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im not getting any younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in town.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i havent done any christmas shopping yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my lucky number is 6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sun is out. Must be another day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckin pigeons

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just had cuppa tea in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sun is out. Must be another day."

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I've fed the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm working

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By *r Appreciator.Man over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

can't find my left sock i took off last night

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

I have been slightly industrious today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love my bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm mowing...again, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thw OP uses euphomisms

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just eaten a club biscuit.

Mint.

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By *educed OP Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Just eaten a club biscuit.

Mint."

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I'm cooking crumpets

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Watching telly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the OP is one of the 12 star signs

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By *illing2016Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

I pressed the stop button on a Pelican Crossing, even though there were no cars in sight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pressed the stop button on a Pelican Crossing, even though there were no cars in sight. "
pure evil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And finished.

Jo.Xx

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