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There’s murder afoot!!! Let’s solve a mystery! ;-)
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So - I’m on the way to Slimming World (have I lost weight? Have I feck! I’ve lost a fiver a week though! 
Anyway - Four key forumites have disappeared in a matter of days!
Tame, Wolfie, Hepatica and Carter!
Were they murdered? If so - who by? And why?
Was there a connection?
Have they gone into hiding?
So - we need detectives!!!
Which famous detective are you?
What’s your theory?
If it’s murder - what was the motive? And which dastardly forumite did the deed, with what? And why?
I’ll offer my theory after fat club and the gym - if the thread itself hasn’t been killed by then!!  |
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They were actually having a four way and the three blokes died from heart failure and the lady actually ran off into the sunset...well John wayned walked off! |
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"They were actually having a four way and the three blokes died from heart failure and the lady actually ran off into the sunset...well John wayned walked off!"
Wanked * |
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"I'm not supposed to comment, I'm not sad though.....
You’re supposed to be a famous fictional detective and come up with a theory! "
Oh, they were all cunts and had a joint moment of clarity?
I'll be kojak, he's bald.... |
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"I'm not supposed to comment, I'm not sad though.....
You’re supposed to be a famous fictional detective and come up with a theory!
Oh, they were all cunts and had a joint moment of clarity?
I'll be kojak, he's bald.... "
But you’re not bald!
You have a loverley head of locks!!   |
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"So - I’m on the way to Slimming World (have I lost weight? Have I feck! I’ve lost a fiver a week though!
Anyway - Four key forumites have disappeared in a matter of days!
Tame, Wolfie, Hepatica and Carter!
Were they murdered? If so - who by? And why?
Was there a connection?
Have they gone into hiding?
So - we need detectives!!!
Which famous detective are you?
What’s your theory?
If it’s murder - what was the motive? And which dastardly forumite did the deed, with what? And why?
I’ll offer my theory after fat club and the gym - if the thread itself hasn’t been killed by then!! "
Carter has left?! That's a shame. We were chatting and seemed to get on well but clearly that was one sided if he didn't let me know he was leaving. 
Wolfie was always very lovely to me and a good friend. He's left and returned before so i do hope he will come back.
These are very sad times. |
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"So - I’m on the way to Slimming World (have I lost weight? Have I feck! I’ve lost a fiver a week though!
Anyway - Four key forumites have disappeared in a matter of days!
Tame, Wolfie, Hepatica and Carter!
Were they murdered? If so - who by? And why?
Was there a connection?
Yeas. Sad times Mol
Have they gone into hiding?
So - we need detectives!!!
Which famous detective are you?
What’s your theory?
If it’s murder - what was the motive? And which dastardly forumite did the deed, with what? And why?
I’ll offer my theory after fat club and the gym - if the thread itself hasn’t been killed by then!!
Carter has left?! That's a shame. We were chatting and seemed to get on well but clearly that was one sided if he didn't let me know he was leaving.
Wolfie was always very lovely to me and a good friend. He's left and returned before so i do hope he will come back.
These are very sad times. "
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"They're setting up in competition, watch Google for fabber.com
Oooooh! What’s the grand prize? 
They'll be trying to lure you over next!"
Oh no! I’m with Luke Skywalker! I’m never going over to the dark side!  |
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"They're setting up in competition, watch Google for fabber.com
Oooooh! What’s the grand prize?
They'll be trying to lure you over next!
Oh no! I’m with Luke Skywalker! I’m never going over to the dark side! "
There's more than one way to interpret that... |
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"They're setting up in competition, watch Google for fabber.com
Oooooh! What’s the grand prize?
They'll be trying to lure you over next!
Oh no! I’m with Luke Skywalker! I’m never going over to the dark side!
There's more than one way to interpret that..."
If you’ve thought of a filthy way - go with that one - it’s more fun!  |
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"They're setting up in competition, watch Google for fabber.com
Oooooh! What’s the grand prize?
They'll be trying to lure you over next!
Oh no! I’m with Luke Skywalker! I’m never going over to the dark side!
There's more than one way to interpret that...
If you’ve thought of a filthy way - go with that one - it’s more fun! "
I'm far too innocent for that! |
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"They're setting up in competition, watch Google for fabber.com
Oooooh! What’s the grand prize?
They'll be trying to lure you over next!
Oh no! I’m with Luke Skywalker! I’m never going over to the dark side!
There's more than one way to interpret that...
If you’ve thought of a filthy way - go with that one - it’s more fun!
I'm far too innocent for that!"
You may well be in the wrong place then! |
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"So - I’m on the way to Slimming World (have I lost weight? Have I feck! I’ve lost a fiver a week though!
Anyway - Four key forumites have disappeared in a matter of days!
Tame, Wolfie, Hepatica and Carter!
Were they murdered? If so - who by? And why?
Was there a connection?
Have they gone into hiding?
So - we need detectives!!!
Which famous detective are you?
What’s your theory?
If it’s murder - what was the motive? And which dastardly forumite did the deed, with what? And why?
I’ll offer my theory after fat club and the gym - if the thread itself hasn’t been killed by then!!
Carter has left?! That's a shame. We were chatting and seemed to get on well but clearly that was one sided if he didn't let me know he was leaving.
Wolfie was always very lovely to me and a good friend. He's left and returned before so i do hope he will come back.
These are very sad times. "
he may have messaged but as he went unlos it would vanish |
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"They were aliens sent to observe humankind and have gone home to report their findings.
Poor aliens  "
But, but - Tame and Carter were aliens with big, humanoid dicks!!
They could at least have let me sit on them first! |
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"They were aliens sent to observe humankind and have gone home to report their findings.
Poor aliens
But, but - Tame and Carter were aliens with big, humanoid dicks!!
They could at least have let me sit on them first! "
That was their antennae, they couldn't use them for sex that's why both put off meeting. Their penises are actually their pinkie toes  |
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"They were aliens sent to observe humankind and have gone home to report their findings.
Poor aliens
But, but - Tame and Carter were aliens with big, humanoid dicks!!
They could at least have let me sit on them first!
That was their antennae, they couldn't use them for sex that's why both put off meeting. Their penises are actually their pinkie toes "
That’s a very sad thought! What a waste of such big, beautiful antennae! |
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I’ll go to the gym in a wee bit instead and see if I can swim by fart power! 