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Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep  |
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"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep "
I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man! |
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"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep "
i used to get told off all the time for it years ago with the ex was even funnier if she tried a convo with me during a movie never heard a word she said until the argument for ignoring her happened  |
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"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep
I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!"
I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake! |
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"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep
I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!
I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake!"
You wasn’t blue, if you turned blue then i’d act.  |
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"Apparently when I’m intent on reading something and Danish glances over at me, she seems to get the impression I’m asleep. I mean it’s not the first time I’ve fallen asleep, and had my phone hit me in the face or something along those lines. I was just sitting here minding my own business, reading about Yorkshire puddings and I got accused of falling asleep
I couldn’t hear you breathing at one point! And your eyes were closed man!
I was reading woman! And if you couldn’t hear me breathing why didn’t you check for a pulse for Christ’s sake!
You wasn’t blue, if you turned blue then i’d act. "
By that point it’d be pretty much too late! 
Honestly you marry a woman “‘til death do us part” doesn’t mean you have to watch them die! |
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"And again! She keeps getting really close to check
You look asleep!! Try having your eyes open a bit more! Stop looking so god damn chilled!"
I’m sorry for being relaxed for goodness sake lol! |
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"You could hold a wee mirror in front of his mouth to check for breathing (I'm assuming he's a moth breather) "
Actually the majority of the time I breath through my nose unless it’s blocked |
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