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Recycle a dildo ........ save the planet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know it's seen good times and better days.
You can't throw it out. It's pollution.
The charity shop has enough .......
So ...... What will you make yours into ?"
Those little pointless mini weights. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of using the giant dildo lurking in our loft as a stake for the runner beans this year"
Is that still lurking up there?
I couldn't reduce, didn't reuse so WEEE recycled my broken wand.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.
Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema  "
Ooooh cappuccinos already, just don’t listen to the buzzing coming from the kitchen when we go round for afternoon tea  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm going to nonchalantly stir my tea with mine....... and smile obvs.
Does it vibrate? You could achieve an impressive crema
Does it vibrate ? Is the Pope a Catholic ? It plays a tune too !"
Join a marching band.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dog toy. Can't wait to throw it around the park 
Bit cruel.
Does it make it worse that I don't have a dog? "
Good icebreaker to offer it to the handsome man with his new cute puppy  |
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"I'm thinking of using the giant dildo lurking in our loft as a stake for the runner beans this year
Is that still lurking up there?
I couldn't reduce, didn't reuse so WEEE recycled my broken wand.
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It's in a suitcase. We're leaving it up there for the kids to find when we die... |
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