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What's your favourite fruit?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Durian."
the plant that smells like rot or death.... Lovely....
I'd probably go chillies ... Yes chillies are a fruit (anything with seeds is classed as fruit) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Durian."
Durian pizza, ice cream, cakes, etc. all ove SE Asia.
I didn't think it was as bad as people made out but it wasn't exactly nice.
I liked unripe mango a lot though. |
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"I'd like my cock sucked more, do will tally the numbers and buy relevant scented shower gel.
Appreciate your help with this endeavour."
Just rub it with a potato, everyone likes potatoes...
Thank me later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Word to the wise
I know it's not a fruit but don't buy that minty shower gel devil shit!
Innocently washing myself with it, washes my lady garden! Holy bloody crap!
Tingle doesn't even tough the sides!!!!
Bloody stuff should come with a protect your special place warning!
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock."
He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.
He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread. "
Mmmm, fresh baked bread. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.
He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread.
Mmmm, fresh baked bread. "
Fuck knows maybe he is. Bread is good. Lib, smell like a loaf and the women will start salivating when you're around them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.
He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread. "
In that case I refer back to my previous answer of cake.
A cherry bakewell cake to be precise. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?! 
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know."
Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?!
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know."
I don't, it's fine. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?!
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.
Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock! "
Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?! "
I was referring to sucking his cock as 'doing it' but I'd imagine most guys would let you refer to them as any pronoun you wanted, if it meant getting a blow job! |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?!
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.
Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!
Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?
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It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?!
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.
Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!
Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?
It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld? "
I suppose all that twisted ribbon would help to keep it up.
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.
Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?
Are you calling Lib “it”?!
Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.
Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!
Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?
It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld?
I suppose all that twisted ribbon would help to keep it up.
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We could probably just utilise the anal hairs. They’ve gotten long. |
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