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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was having a bit of a joke with my better half.
I am a Leo and I thought i was more akin to a cat than her pet pussy Simba.
She disagreed so i said, “what if i wore i Lion costume and started roaring”?
Holly had a good giggle and thought it would be a funny addition to some bedroom fun!!
It stayed as a joke till recently now she is talking of a Lion and Lioness combo with me as the Lioness!!!
Shall i indulge Holly in another one of her quirky fantasies and start shopping around for Lion and Lioness costumes?? |
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I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid  .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!!  . Shall i order?  |
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"Get outfits with flaps, yeah?"
You know Holly, she is insisting on it especially in my costume 
And great puns ladies 
Thank god there are no bum puns yet!!! |
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"I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!! . Shall i order? "
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"I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!! . Shall i order? "
Do I have a choice???
If history is anything to go by....NO!!!!
But can I have buttons instead of velcro as it might chaff my lovely bum cheeks and please keep any “tools” regular sized as i haven’t fully recovered from your last idea!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get outfits with flaps, yeah?
You know Holly, she is insisting on it especially in my costume
And great puns ladies
Thank god there are no bum puns yet!!!"
Custom made or off the peg? |
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"The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...."
Out for the count from the pain is more like it!!
But I don’t think they have wrote that song yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!! . Shall i order?
Do I have a choice???
If history is anything to go by....NO!!!!
But can I have buttons instead of velcro as it might chaff my lovely bum cheeks and please keep any “tools” regular sized as i haven’t fully recovered from your last idea!!!! "
You didn't say please  .
It will just be a good excuse to rub cocoa butter on them afterwards. Be grateful I'm so considerate. The velcro stays |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!! . Shall i order?
Do I have a choice???
If history is anything to go by....NO!!!!
But can I have buttons instead of velcro as it might chaff my lovely bum cheeks and please keep any “tools” regular sized as i haven’t fully recovered from your last idea!!!!
You didn't say please .
It will just be a good excuse to rub cocoa butter on them afterwards. Be grateful I'm so considerate. The velcro stays "
Oh bugger!!!
At least the cocoa butter rub will ease my suffering... if am awake for it
And pretty please with half and half sugar on it go easy on me this time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure why you are so suprised with you being the lioness. The lioness is the the one who does all the work, while the lion gets to be a lazy shit and just lie there most of the time. I'm not stupid .
Just looked online, we can have 2. The lioness one can be custom made with a velcro pull down flap by the arsehole. Perfect!!! . Shall i order?
Do I have a choice???
If history is anything to go by....NO!!!!
But can I have buttons instead of velcro as it might chaff my lovely bum cheeks and please keep any “tools” regular sized as i haven’t fully recovered from your last idea!!!!
You didn't say please .
It will just be a good excuse to rub cocoa butter on them afterwards. Be grateful I'm so considerate. The velcro stays
Oh bugger!!!
At least the cocoa butter rub will ease my suffering... if am awake for it
And pretty please with half and half sugar on it go easy on me this time!!"
Christ! The point is to push boundaries. If i went easy on you, I'd just look like i was going soft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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You didn't say please .
It will just be a good excuse to rub cocoa butter on them afterwards. Be grateful I'm so considerate. The velcro stays
Oh bugger!!!
At least the cocoa butter rub will ease my suffering... if am awake for it
And pretty please with half and half sugar on it go easy on me this time!!
Christ! The point is to push boundaries. If i went easy on you, I'd just look like i was going soft "
Ok ok it’s not as if i go soft on you....I think my hardness is becoming legendary |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You didn't say please .
It will just be a good excuse to rub cocoa butter on them afterwards. Be grateful I'm so considerate. The velcro stays
Oh bugger!!!
At least the cocoa butter rub will ease my suffering... if am awake for it
And pretty please with half and half sugar on it go easy on me this time!!
Christ! The point is to push boundaries. If i went easy on you, I'd just look like i was going soft
Ok ok it’s not as if i go soft on you....I think my hardness is becoming legendary "
I'm more shocked when you are soft, to be fair  |
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