A guy has just written a veri for a lady and mentioned that she isn't genuine, wasn't the best BJ he's had, asked for people not to treat her with respect and her skills weren't up to much.

Oh and he didn't make her squirt several times.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

All woman on fab are offering sex to the first man that messages with a cock picture tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hung like a shire horse

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Fab forumite wins the lottery....drinks on her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Topless darts and foxy boxing to replace match of the day on saturday nights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The moon has just exploded. North Korea sent a nuke straight to its very core!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All woman on fab are offering sex to the first man that messages with a cock picture tomorrow

Hahahahahahahahaha this made me laugh!!! Brilliant ... wait, it's fake? Bummer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy has just written a veri for a lady and mentioned that she isn't genuine, wasn't the best BJ he's had, asked for people not to treat her with respect and her skills weren't up to much.

Oh and he didn't make her squirt several times. "

pmsl...and other vaccuum cleaners apart from dyson are available

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Under new European laws ..all home use Vibrators must be health and safety inspected and tested bi-monthly.

In further news ... Preston Gnome has become the country's first and only vibrator inspector and tester"

meat has to be tested- why not meat substitutes

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"All woman on fab are offering sex to the first man that messages with a cock picture tomorrow

Hahahahahahahahaha this made me laugh!!! Brilliant ... wait, it's fake? Bummer

O I'm sure there will still be plenty men doing it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Dodo was the apex winged predator of it's time,recent findings show and perished due to being too good at it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Fab forumite wins the lottery....drinks on her."

Ooo navel vodka shots?? Our is that not what you meant

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

All wands must be returned due to new vibration laws they've been reported to give trembles syndrome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All wands must be returned due to new vibration laws they've been reported to give trembles syndrome

Good job I don’t have one then

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By *htcMan over a year ago

the end of the world is coming and they have been hiding it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

London does not exist it’s a NASA hologram

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Under the new porn laws coming in in June, all female and male genital /private parts will have to be covered with a pixelated picture of Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Under new European laws ..all home use Vibrators must be health and safety inspected and tested bi-monthly.

In further news ... Preston Gnome has become the country's first and only vibrator inspector and tester"

Or tested straight monthly ...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

The flat Earth People were right

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

There is no oil in the middle east, turns out Americans just like playing in a sandpit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a secret underground submarine base under the North Yorkshire moors, 100 miles from the sea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon has embraced her Jimmy Krankie resemblance and has decided when she is done with politics she will be starting her own Krankies tribute act!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Robbie Williams has been voted the most likeable person on television.Gyles Brandreth second.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

tectonic plates are moving Britain closer to France so we will soon be part of Europe

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Heatwave predicted for mid May with temperatures reaching 32 deg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brexit a unparalleled success!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

David Attenborough and his walrus stunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donald Trump is to be revealed as an illegal immigrant. His tan is hiding his true Hispanic heritage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tony Blair's pants catch on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

wind farms to be built alongside Heinz beans factorys

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Not all people on fab are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Mexicans have passed a vote to build a wall to keep out crazy (ie:all) Americans.

So have the Canadians.

Shall we all chip in to build a roof?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had 89 messages, 137 views, 57 friends requests and 316 winks.

All from women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Racist comments are dealt with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

all horse races will be won on the horses merits.Cheating will be severely punished by a slap on the wrist

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Today is national strokethebumofanorthamptonbasedsillytwat day . Honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The sale at DFS is finally over"

Oh come on, at least come up with something that is at least slightly believeable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I took a magic pill and now I have a 12 inch monster

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

im really busy on this job, the lady of the house wants sex with me but i wouldn't go near her honestly

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Coming soon....Clem starts a light hearted, tongue in cheek thread about how he and Lib are the most attractive guys on here, remember guys it's going to be "tongue in cheek", he definitely wouldn't start a thread like that just on the off chance anyone agrees with him, or that he secretly think its true... "tongue in cheek"! Yeah!

Jeez, show some respect!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Coming soon....Clem starts a light hearted, tongue in cheek thread about how he and Lib are the most attractive guys on here, remember guys it's going to be "tongue in cheek", he definitely wouldn't start a thread like that just on the off chance anyone agrees with him, or that he secretly think its true... "tongue in cheek"! Yeah!

Jeez, show some respect!!

In other breaking news, Clem admits he thinks cyclists are a menace

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Breaking news * someone has actually read our profile

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Breaking news * someone has actually read our profile

That's as believable as the DFS news!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

only 6 people have voted today in the local elections

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"only 6 people have voted today in the local elections"

7 I voted

didn't even know there was one hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theresa Nay has successfully negotiated a brexit deal which is profitable to the UK

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I am batman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're mum is a born again Christian!!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm not wearing any pants......

That's not fake news. I just saw your bum grapes. "

Bum grapes, ooooo, yuk - you're a potty mouth Rubi!

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By *ambornemanMan over a year ago

In your town now

The Royal baby has been born

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Woman throws boss out of a 3rd story window

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Woman gets life for said deed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never get messages from straight, married wanky men asking for sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hubbys cock is huge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My hubbys cock is huge "

We disagree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tories increase at local elections highest on record.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tories increase at local elections highest on record. "
and agree to spend extra cash on the poorest in society

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fab moral police once had a day off

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Phew what a scorcher.. Britain will bask in tropical heat all through the bank holiday...so get your white bits out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elvis is alive and well and living in Ealing

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

British man, successfully travels into the future.

Amos Trihadder, an engineer from Llanelli,

Drove his triumph spitfire through a vortex in 1975, he emerged 44 yrs later and emerged out of the vortex onto a busy motorway (m4) yesterday morning.

The Welshman was shocked at what he saw, he was so stunned he caused a pile up when he piled on his brakes, police who took his statement were astounded at his story!

Still they did him for driving with excessive alcohol in his blood, damm cheek if you ask me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"British man, successfully travels into the future.

Amos Trihadder, an engineer from Llanelli,

Drove his triumph spitfire through a vortex in 1975, he emerged 44 yrs later and emerged out of the vortex onto a busy motorway (m4) yesterday morning.

The Welshman was shocked at what he saw, he was so stunned he caused a pile up when he piled on his brakes, police who took his statement were astounded at his story!

Still they did him for driving with excessive alcohol in his blood, damm cheek if you ask me!!

are you trying to say the police turned up in the same year -oh come on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fab moral police once had a day off"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donald Trump in actual fact-based claim shock!

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