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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on...... 
You'd be more popular than you are now 
Are you saying I'm not?  "
If that's what you want to read into it, be my guest I was just going off statistics. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on......
You'd be more popular than you are now
Are you saying I'm not?
If that's what you want to read into it, be my guest I was just going off statistics."
Me? Never, I'm learning from you boss 
My stats are 34F |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way."
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
I scoff at your F cup ... but be prepared for a bad back ... those puppies are heavy"
I'll jus lie on my back and let you do the work..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok. Now what?
This is a boring game. I'm going back to knock down ginger  "
I'm didn't think it through, ffs, forums were just dull af and I'm excitable.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
Fair point ... it is T.O.T
Exactly!
Details, don't bother me with details.....  
34f is not a detail then?"
It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly.... "
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face. |
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"Get them out.
Fair point ... it is T.O.T
Exactly!
Details, don't bother me with details.....
34f is not a detail then?
It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools..... "
Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then |
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."
Doing your Richard Nixon impressions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."
I can help with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.
Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?"
"Your Khan is not a crook" |
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.
Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?
"Your Khan is not a crook""
Not ashamed to admit .. I do this with Red   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.
Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?
"Your Khan is not a crook"
Not ashamed to admit .. I do this with Red "
Eeeeeexcelent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.
Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....
I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."
Are you flirting with me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
Fair point ... it is T.O.T
Exactly!
Details, don't bother me with details.....
34f is not a detail then?
It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....
Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then "
It's between the E and G cups on the rack..... |
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"Get them out.
Fair point ... it is T.O.T
Exactly!
Details, don't bother me with details.....
34f is not a detail then?
It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....
Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then
It's between the E and G cups on the rack....."
It's a big rack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?  "
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
Fair point ... it is T.O.T
Exactly!
Details, don't bother me with details.....
34f is not a detail then?
It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....
Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then
It's between the E and G cups on the rack....."
*Double E and double F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers..... "
It's not! I wanna be mamma |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....
It's not! I wanna be mamma "
Can we do like a tit sucking 69? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....
It's not! I wanna be mamma "
u can be my mama anytime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would that make you a shemale op lol
Just for tonight....
Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned
Maybe this is a twisted claim due alpha status "
Alpha shemale innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....
It's not! I wanna be mamma
Can we do like a tit sucking 69?"
I'm not sure how that would work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would that make you a shemale op lol
Just for tonight....
Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned
Maybe this is a twisted claim for alpha status "
No. It's the truth from a Cixi status |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them out.
I'm shy...
I almost died laughing!
Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?
Like a baby?
If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....
It's not! I wanna be mamma
Can we do like a tit sucking 69?
I'm not sure how that would work "
Left to right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong.. 
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided.. 
We're beautiful together my love "
An actual pair of tits... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits... "
Perfect pair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair "
Now back to you being a tit.. as you were... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
Now back to you being a tit.. as you were..."
Is that you saying "put the lemonade down steve and come to bed"? Xx |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair "
You know we come as a pair right??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right??? "
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate.... "
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!! "
No problem! don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!
No problem! don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah"
Someone ears will be burning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!
No problem! don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah
Someone ears will be burning "
Fuck you both, ganging up on me.... 
Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!
No problem! don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah
Someone ears will be burning
Fuck you both, ganging up on me....
Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....? "
You are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..
I'm your right hand tit baby....
Well that's a bit lopsided..
We're beautiful together my love
An actual pair of tits...
Perfect pair
You know we come as a pair right???
Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....
Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!
No problem! don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah
Someone ears will be burning
Fuck you both, ganging up on me....
Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....?
You are "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you worry about their size?
No they're huge, like an F cup.....
Do you still have a willy? Or have you got a muff too? "
Yeah, she's real purdy.... |
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